This headcanon started out as a joke on Twitter. After watching the atrocious Story Mode of MK11 and seeing them (they shall remain nameless) together and looking at what's now my favorite MK11 stage (Wu Shi Dragon Grotto), this popped in my mind. I had no real direction for it. I was tickled at Kung Lao asking Jade out on a double date with Liu Kang and Kitana in their intro dialogue. I'm even more tickled (depending how you look at it) canonically Kung Lao seems to have a lil' crush on Jade. So, I wanted to write a fic featuring JadeLao and the Grotto. I had no direction for it, but I wanted it to be sexy. Then some of my Twitter followers started making jokes about a date or honeymoon in the Grotto. I also made a joke about Liu Kang/Kitana and Kung Lao/Jade having a double date skinny dipping in the Grotto. And the rest is history.
So far this is a 2-chapter fic. Don't expect much from it other than humor and perversion (that seems to be MK11's favorite word).
Disclaimer: I don't own Mortal Kombat nor am I affiliated with the series. The series belongs to Netherrealm Studios, the WB and Ed Boon and 'em. I don't work for those companies or people; I write for fun.
Summary: Jade's late-night escapade to the Dragon Grotto is discovered by Kung Lao. He promises to keep her excursion a secret—if she agrees to go on a date with him. [Kung Lao & Jade]
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…When It Feels So Right: Chapter 1
Wu Shi Academy Dorm Room; Shaolin Temple; Earthrealm…
The Wu Shi Academy's Dragon Grotto is a very sacred cave filled with lush foliage and crystal-clear waterfalls spilling from the mouths of large, intricately carved dragons that were cemented in the center of the Grotto's pool. Coalescing with the pure spring water from the mouths of the beasts is the essence of the Jinsei, Earthrealm's lifeforce. The glistening energy of the Jinsei gave the Dragon Grotto's pool a sparkling sheen that illuminated the underground cavern.
Jade, now a liaison for both Outworld and Earthrealm, allowed her curiosity of the private school's Grotto whet her appetite for adventure. During one of her visits to the Shaolin Temple concerning political matters, the emerald assassin, now Kitana Kahn's right-hand woman, General to the Outworld Army, and the Kahn's top Advisor, stealthily exited her Academy dorm room where she rested during her stay in the foreign realm. The virid ninja was feeling bored and restless lying in bed, and she wanted to peruse the sacred lands of the monks and investigate the mysterious Dragon Grotto she's heard much about.
Donning her nightwear, a lime green spaghetti-strap satin V-neck bra top that displayed her ample cleavage and fit torso, matching lime green satin shorts that stopped just above the cheeks of her curvy, caramel posterior, and nude satin flats, the General's inquisitiveness led her to wander the spacious edifice of the Wu Shi Academy in the middle of the night. The Outworld Advisor came upon a large, dark hall. Using a bit of her energy, Jade lifted her left hand and channeling her energy, her palm glowed in her namesake's color, allowing the bojutsu specialist's olive eyes to see in the unlit hall. The end of the corridor was blocked by three large, golden blades suspended from the arched threshold that swung from left-to-right like heavy pendulums, making her gasp at the unpredicted sight.
Eyeing the trap with a clandestine grin and a new vigor that increased her hunger for danger, Jade raised her right arm high in the air and a magenta glow cloaked her body from head-to-toe. She fearlessly sauntered through the blades without any of the sharpened ends slicing her skin like deli meat thanks to her body's forcefield.
Once on the other side of the trap, the caramel-skinned beauty looked over her shoulder at the still-swinging blades and arrogantly smirked at her success getting past the first booby trap. "Too easy."
The Edenian exhibitionist continued traveling the private school's forbidden labyrinth, dodging and reflecting projectiles, flame throwers, poisonous gas, floor spikes, and golden cages raining from the ceiling to ensnare intruders until she reached the opposite end of the Shaolin Trap Dungeon. The area was blocked by a locked golden gate. Looking past the metal bars, Jade noticed it led to a dark cave.
Reaching the bars, the Outworld Advisor fingered one of the rods and whispered, "It is evident the Shaolin are utilizing every precaution in their arsenal to prohibit trespassers from entering the Dragon Grotto. I must see it for myself." With a flick of her fingers, the veteran kunoichi manifested her glaive from sparks of green emanating from her fingertips.
Jade unfolded the triple-bladed weapon forged from gold and emeralds and hovered the sharpened end at the keyhole lock. Inserting one of her blades in the opening, the emerald assassin twisted her weapon until she heard the telltale clicks of the lock disengaging.
"The Shaolin are not cognizant with their methods of security. A child can maneuver through these primitive snares."
Lifting the gate that separated her from the cave, Jade walked fearlessly in the blackened space until her olive eyes noticed a white glow at the end of the cavity. "What is this?"
Jogging towards the light, the General's feet came to a pause once she reached the end of the cavern and her breath caught in her throat when her eyes widened at the sight that beheld her.
"By the Gods…"
The virid ninja gasped at the gorgeousness of the Wu Shi Academy's Dragon Grotto, mesmerized by its mystifying splendor and enchanted beauty. "This place is essentially a children's fairytale come into fruition. I have never seen anything like it."
Her olive eyes looked around the cave, taking in the sight of the magnificent structure of the dragons, the glowing springs of water spilling from their mouths, and the center isle where the essence of the Jinsei erupted out of the cavern like a geyser.
"There are no sights like this in Outworld," Jade mused. "This place feels serene and… magical. Mmm…"
Taking a few steps around the spacious cavity, the emerald assassin took note of the candles, lit incense, flowers, and decorative vases, along the shore of the Dragon Grotto's pool. It was now she noticed the sweet smells of patchouli and vanilla permeating in the air. The aroma already had a relaxing effect on the General and she released a tranquil sigh as her shoulders sagged and her muscles relaxed.
Her gaze focused on the open treasure chests that rested among the vases, flowers, candles, and incense. The trunks were filled with plentiful gold coins, rare jewels, and precious gemstones. Looking at the riches so openly displayed made the caramel-skinned beauty wonder aloud. "Heavens! There's more than enough gold here to nourish an entire country! The monks must use this to sustain the Shaolin grounds. But where could they have acquired such wealth, especially when they live so simply?"
Caught up in the awe her eyes observed, Jade didn't notice someone watching her from a distance, his ebony eyes just as equally captivated and humored by the beautiful woman in his sight.
Letting her guard down and padding closer to the private school's Grotto's edge, Jade tucked a few strands of her hair that loosened from her waist-length braided ponytail behind her ear. She leaned forward and smiled at her reflection in the pool, briefly counting the freckles that dotted along the bridge of her nose and above her cheeks. "It is the most wondrous sight. I've heard many stories about the Academy's Dragon Grotto, but this is the first time I've witnessed it for myself. I cannot wait to tell Kitana about it." Sitting on the stone edge of the Grotto's pool, the Outworld Advisor slipped out of her flats and stuck her toes in the crystal water. The soothing effects of the Jinsei flowing through her feet instantly made her entire body feel invigorated and strengthened. The caramel-skinned beauty leaned back on her arms and sighed, feeling better than she had in a long time. "This is relaxing. I think I could stay here for the rest of the night."
The humidity in the cavern provided just enough heat to keep her body warm and comfortable in the underground utopia. Fully lying back, Jade folded her arms behind her head to provide cushion for it. The virid ninja closed her eyes and released another placid hum, basking in the coziness of the Dragon Grotto and thankful her boredom for the night was assuaged. Until she had to return to her quarters before daybreak and engage in more monotonous political affairs with old, bald, unattractive Shaolin elders later in the day. Earthrealmers, their premature aging, and the effects on their fragile looks… I can't even indulge in fantasies of handsome young men in those stuffy meetings to pass the time. The emerald assassin's lips curled in the tiniest of scowls as the next thought entered her mind. Kitana truly picked the cream of the crop of the Shaolin.
Listening to the soft footsteps crunching against the debris in the cave made Jade's ears perk. However, sensing the energy of her guest alerted her she wasn't in danger or trouble for invading the revered grounds of Earthrealm's lifeforce. In fact, sensing her guest's energy made her face writhe in annoyance. He wasn't even worth opening her eyes for.
Standing near the bojutsu specialist, Kung Lao looked down and admired the exquisiteness of the woman he's currently smitten with.
The White Lotus member's breath hitched at her visage. The Edenian exhibitionist's body encased in the Jinsei's light made her appear ethereal, ravishing, and edible. The strips of lime green satin barely covered her flawless brown skin. And looking at her laid out in her nightwear made the supercilious Earthrealmer think of caramel-covered apples. He was tempted to lick his lips as he imagined Jade as the sweet confection as he nibbled her like the treat she is, but even he was more restrained than that.
Jade always wore revealing clothing and that could be attributed to two things: she's Edenian and she hails from a culture of people who aren't conventional when it concerns human anatomy, unlike Earthrealmers. Even the former Outworld Princess, Kitana, often wore little to the imagination. Ironically, the Kahn's chosen attire is conservative in comparison to her best friend's.
The caramel-skinned beauty also possesses a flirtatious, sensual nature and her everyday attire reflects that. Jade purposefully draws attention to her body using titillating gestures, come-hither stares, and phrases. And while Kung Lao appreciated the eye-candy whenever she was around, even he had to tug the collar of his pajama top to allow some air to cool him off at the veteran kunoichi's bold display of exhibitionism while residing at the Shaolin Temple. Why would the General wear such revealing lingerie and freely roam the holy place without care? If any other monk would have caught her right now…
The Outworld Advisor's full breasts nearly spilled out of her flimsy top—at least Kung Lao assumed it was a top—and the heavy swells jiggled with every inhale and exhale she took. Jade's lithe legs appeared elongated and her full, curvy thighs were exposed from the shorts she wore that practically looked like underwear. The emerald assassin's toned stomach was also bare, and the defined muscles of her abdomen constricted despite her trying to relax, a clear indication he knew, she knew, he was standing by her side and interrupting her moment of peace.
It was no secret the Shaolin warrior had a crush on the bojutsu specialist, and even mustered the courage to ask her on a double-date with Liu Kang and Kitana. Jade promptly shut him down, letting Kung Lao know they'll only date in his dreams. Pouring salt on the White Lotus member's figurative wound, she followed her dismissal for a double-date by admitting she has no tolerance for his humor. And to think he was being serious!
While his ardent feelings for the Outworld Advisor remain, Kung Lao respected her wishes and kept his emotions contained. And still, the teleporter admired Jade from a distance, only engaging in conversations when she visited the Temple for political matters since Outworld and Earthrealm are allies. But on occasion whenever the caramel-skinned beauty is feeling humorous and the two of them were alone, they'll indulge in suggestive banter, matching each other's wits to purposefully get a rise out of the other.
Tapping his foot on the cavern's floor, Kung Lao tilted his head to the side, a sly smirk curving his thin lips. "…And to think, I often fantasized what I had to do to get you on your back."
Without missing a beat, Jade quickly fired back. "No effort on your part? Precisely like your accrued losses in kombat?"
The General could practically feel the teleporter's eyebrow twitch at her rebuttal, and sensing his aggravation made her grin in triumph. When the razor-hat wielder didn't respond, she continued. "You are staring, Kung Lao. And it is quite unnerving."
"Surely you jest. You purposefully draw attention to yourself because you revel in the attention, Jade."
A derisive snort was the virid ninja's only reply, to which the hubristic monk chuckled responsively.
Keeping her lids closed, the bojutsu specialist asked with disinterest, "Is there something you want, Earthrealmer?"
"You mean besides the obvious?" was the teleporter's direct reply.
Letting out another snort, Jade rolled her olive eyes behind her closed lids and stated, "You are incorrigible."
"And you have a tendency to wander in prohibited territory, Měi nǚ." The White Lotus member retorted, calling her by her nickname which means "beautiful woman" in Mandarin.
Listening to Kung Lao state the obvious reminded her she intruded prohibited territory. The General could practically hear the supercilious Earthrealmer's signature, cocky grin exude through his voice and knowing he was getting a kick out of discovering her late-night escapade amplified her irritation.
The razor-hat wielder sat beside her and rested his arms on his parted knees. Taking his ebony eyes off the beauty next to him, he stared at the glowing waters of the Dragon Grotto's waterfalls, pondering how he can turn this situation around in his favor. It was no secret he harbored amorous feelings for the veteran kunoichi lying next to him. And it was also no secret the Edenian exhibitionist found him annoying most times, although she engaged him, matching the Shaolin warrior's wits with her own sharp comebacks.
Blinking her eyes open, Jade sat up and pulled her feet from the springs of the Dragon Grotto's pool. She sat with her legs parted, mimicking Kung Lao's sitting position by also resting her elbows on her knees. Her olive eyes focused on the massive structures of the dragons, not giving the pestering monk a single glance.
Facing the General again, the teleporter's lips curved in the naughtiest of smirks when a figurative lightbulb illuminated in his mind, indicating he had a plan. "I wonder how much you're willing to wager to purchase my silence." Kung Lao's grin stretched when he noticed Jade's left eyebrow twitch in annoyance. "It would be a shame if my Shaolin masters discovered what their trusted liaison has been doing. Master Bi Ling would be especially interested in learning of your late-night activities and the destruction of our Trap Dungeon."
"An infant can crawl through those toys you Shaolin call 'traps'. Take this as a lesson to erect better security measures next time." Rolling her eyes, Jade added, "You're just as incorrigible as I alleged, you pestering monk."
"That doesn't address my concern," the White Lotus member's grin widened. They both knew the emerald assassin is currently in his debt. Sneaking into the sacred Dragon Grotto could put a damper on the alliance between Earthrealm and Outworld. The Shaolin masters could view Jade a liable threat and spy for Kitana Kahn. And that was a problem neither kombatant wanted to deal with.
Natives from both of their respective realms were still wary of the other realm after many centuries of conflict. To diffuse their anxieties, Kitana Kahn sent her best friend to represent Outworld as an act of peace. If Jade's presence in the Dragon Grotto is revealed, peace for their corresponding realms could take a turn for the worst.
Giving the supercilious Earthrealmer a narrowed look, Jade coolly replied, "I'd rather knock that conceited smile from your face than to bargain with you."
Sensing an opportunity to test his skills against the bojutsu specialist, Kung Lao beamed at the challenge. "Are you certain, Jade? Because we can turn this wager into a spar if you wish."
The razor-hat wielder rose to his feet and stretched his hand towards the veteran kunoichi, offering it to her. "Let's make this fun. When I win, I'll keep silent about your nightly excursion…" He allowed his words to linger in the air between them, which alighted Jade's ire. The virid ninja suspected there was more to his initial offer.
"…and you have to agree to go on a date with me."
"In your dreams, Kung Lao."
"I'm just trying to make them a reality." He wiggled his brows playfully and against her better judgment, the General let out a few chortles.
Rolling her eyes teasingly at the White Lotus member, the Outworld Advisor admitted, "You certainly are persistent."
"So? Is that a yes?" Kung Lao's voice was laced with hope.
Taking his proffered hand, Jade allowed the hubristic monk to help her to her feet and she slipped into her flats. Standing in front of him, she placed her hands on her full, round hips and eyed his simple beige cotton pajama set, black leather slippers, and—her olive eyes writhed in confusion when she finally noticed it—his razor-brimmed hat atop his head.
"Do you bring your hat with you everywhere you go?"
"I never leave without it," he jokingly tapping his trademark headgear with his finger. "Never know when the opportunity might arise when I may need it."
Dismissing what he said, the Edenian exhibitionist focused on their bet. "And what's in it for me when I win?" The caramel-skinned beauty took several steps away from him, distancing herself from the hubristic monk as she readied her body into a Fan Zi fighting stance. "I must gain something from this wager of ours other than an effortless victory."
"No need for mental gymnastics concerning our bout, because when I win, you'll gain me as a consort." Kung Lao gave the emerald assassin a hearty laugh and wink, and again against her better judgment, she chuckled at his humor she didn't have tolerance for.
"I mean something good, Shaolin."
Feigning a look of hurt, the White Lotus member clutched his chest and asked with mock pain lacing his voice, "What's better than me, Měi nǚ?"
"You leaving me in peace," Jade quickly retorted with a smile, blinking her eyes merrily at her opponent. "No more asking me for dates. I'm too far out of your league."
"I only asked you twice," he reasoned.
"And there won't be a third."
"Fair enough," the teleporter removed his hat from his head and placed it against his chest, gently bowing to the bojutsu specialist as a show of respect. "If you win, I will not ask you out on another date. You have my word as a Shaolin."
Jade's brows rose in surprise, not at the bow or his promise, but seeing the Shaolin warrior's hair for the first time. Often Kung Lao kept his tresses hidden underneath his hat—underneath his chin-strap. So, to see his thick onyx strands in a short ponytail caused the General's breath to catch in her throat and her cheeks to warm in a slight blush; especially when he lifted his head and gave her the most adorable, youthful grin, wiggling his thick brows playfully at her again before placing his hat atop his head.
The razor-hat wielder's boyish handsomeness caught the caramel-skinned beauty off-guard. Never recognizing how attractive the supercilious Earthrealmer is made Jade rapidly blink at the realization. My goodness!
After she told Kitana of Kung Lao's proposition to double date with the Outworld Heiress and Earthrealm's Champion, the fan-wielder jokingly mentioned the teleporter's good looks, and how interesting it would be to see that date into fruition. Jade rolled her eyes and rebuffed her best friend's words, reminding the sapphire assassin of Kung Lao's impudence and bizarre Earthrealm humor. To which Kitana agreed and they shared a laugh at his expense.
"How did you manage to elude all of the traps, Jade?" The hubristic monk voiced his query, his curiosity now piqued as he too, readied his body in a Shaolin Fist fighting stance.
Replying simply, "I am a ninja," the Outworld Advisor assessed the razor-hat wielder. Jade materialized her pink bo-staff in her right hand, twirling it at her side while conjuring a plan of attack.
While many tend to berate Liu Kang's best friend for being in the aforementioned's shadow, the emerald assassin knew Kung Lao is undoubtedly strong. It took strength and skill to defeat Noob Saibot, Goro, the Deadly Alliance, and Kintaro single-handedly. If only the teleporter would learn to keep his hubris and eagerness to prove himself equal to Liu Kang subdued, Jade honestly knew the White Lotus member could stand next to The Chosen One as his rightful equal.
Nevertheless, it was those flaws the virid ninja intended to exploit during their match. And it's one more thing Jade has in her arsenal that'll guarantee victory over the Shaolin warrior—his unbridled attraction to her. The caramel-skinned beauty mastered the Art of Seduction, even mentoring her best friend in the licentious form, and the Edenian exhibitionist knew of many ways to make the inexperienced razor-hat wielder fall to his knees before her without utilizing her staff or glaive.
Giving her opponent a salacious grin and coquettish stare, Jade's natural husky voice lowered to a seductive, breathy whisper as she declared, "This will be easy."
Kung Lao swiped his thumb and forefinger across the bladed rim of his hat, causing the metal to gleam in the Jinsei's light and a resounding ding in the cave. He lifted a dark brow inquiringly at the bojutsu specialist and replied, "Someone is presumptuous today."
Positing her bo-staff in front of her, Jade's lips curved, stretching her grin as her confidence amplified when she proclaimed, "Knocking your hat off ends this fight."
Demonstrating quick motions of his fists, the supercilious Earthrealmer matched the General's grin with his own enthusiastic smile. "This is going to be fun."
Within the blink of an eye, Kung Lao disappeared in a bright, neon blue light, teleporting out of the Edenian exhibitionist's line of sight.
He reappeared behind her, outstretching his leg to kick her. Jade anticipated this and swung her bo-staff around, hitting the White Lotus member at his side.
The impact of her attack knocked him back away from her. Catching himself before he fell, Kung Lao landed on his feet, staggering back. Eying the smug look on the emerald assassin's face, the razor-hat wielder knew the virid ninja was reveling in her small victory. He also knew Jade is a long-range kombatant, using her weapons to keep her opponents at bay. While he is a close-range kombatant, the Shaolin warrior would need to seal the gap between them to best her in their fight.
Noting his writhing face as he measured his next move carefully, Jade smirked at the White Lotus member's blatant contemplation. Time to implement my next plan of attack, she mentally told herself.
Standing her bo-staff upright, the veteran kunoichi kept one hand on her weapon, using it as leverage as she leaned forward, making sure to reveal the full swells of her ample cleavage showing from the V-neck of her satin bra top. Slowly gliding her tongue against her pink staff in a suggestive manner, mimicking licking an ice cream cone, Jade's olive gaze centered on the inexperienced monk as she husked, "Come closer." Curling her finger at him as she baited the Shaolin warrior and wrapped her thigh around her weapon like an exotic dancer.
As expected, Kung Lao's countenance became filled with shock at the General's salacious actions. His face reddened as his ebony eyes widened and his lips parted at the gall of the caramel-skinned beauty. His lower body also reacted to her lasciviousness. He felt himself harden in his boxers as blood rushed to his groin.
Noting the triumphant smirk on her face, the teleporter caught on to Jade's scheme to use her body to distract him from their match. After regaining his composure, Kung Lao declared, "It'll take more than your seductive hexes to best me in kombat, Měi nǚ."
Righting herself and extending her pole at him again, the Outworld Advisor calmly replied, "Of course, Earthrealmer. It is why I said once I knock your hat off its perch I win this fight." Chuckling at the hubristic monk's frown of disapproval, she added with a condescending laugh, "I simply allowed you to glimpse at what you will never have."
"And I said you're awfully presumptuous, Jade." He tossed his hat at her, which the veteran kunoichi activated her magenta forcefield. His weapon passed through her body without creating a scratch against her flawless skin.
Catching his hat like a frisbee, Kung Lao placed it on top his head again and scowled at his own ineptitude. How could he forget about her forcefield that allows projectiles to faze through her?
"This bout of ours is fun but painstakingly predictable…" Manifesting her glaive, Jade used her energy to allow the weapon to twirl around her body, taking advantage of her opponent's distracted state as his eyes tried to pinpoint its trajectory.
"Hiyahhh!" Thrusting her left arm outward, the Edenian exhibitionist pushed her shoulder forward, and lifted her left leg, increasing the propel of her weapon. She aimed the gold and emerald-encrusted triple blade at its target, the razor-brimmed hat, promptly knocking it off his head.
Again, shocked by her actions, Kung Lao looked over his shoulder to where his treasured hat landed behind him, taking his ebony eyes off the Outworld Advisor. Another mistake.
"Pì huà!" The Shaolin warrior uttered an expletive in his native tongue. Before he could react in time, Jade sprinted towards the White Lotus member and, using her staff as a vault, she launched her body in the air and cartwheeled over her weapon. She sat atop the razor-hat wielder's shoulders, facing him.
Letting go of her bo-staff, the veteran kunoichi tangled her fingers in Kung Lao's hair, fisting his short ponytail while clutching the back of his head. She pushed his head forward against the center of her body, against the warmth between her thighs. Jade squeezed her thighs around her victim's neck, trapping him against the apex of her physique.
In her left hand, she gripped her folded glaive like a dagger and raised it above the teleporter's head. Lowering her arm, Jade hovered it just a hair's length away from his scalp, letting him know she could penetrate his skull at any given notice.
"…and it is over. My superior blade ends this. Now concede." The emerald assassin demanded as a triumphant smirk curled her lips. She enclosed her thighs around him some more, keeping the hubristic monk in her suggestive, suffocating hold.
Kung Lao's cheeks warmed from the lack of air. He felt the General's body heat against his face while inhaling the scent of the bojutsu specialist through his nostrils. All his mind could focus on is the smell of fresh, ripe apples and he briefly wondered if it's fruit-scented fragrance she's wearing or if that's her body's natural aroma.
The razor-hat wielder also felt her humid core against his face, melding against the crotch of her satin pajama shorts. Elders! Is she even wearing panties underneath her nightly attire? The razor-hat wielder thought astonishingly. How far is Jade willing to go just to win?
His sinful thoughts and current position made him painfully erect by now and if he didn't end this quickly, the caramel-skinned beauty will witness his humiliation poking through his pajama pants. Such a telltale sign will undoubtedly increase her already overly inflated ego.
This vixen underestimates the strength of the Shaolin because of my inexperience. Kung Lao mentally reminded himself that he was not beaten yet, regardless of his current position. He was determined to emerge the victor in their match.
Memories returned of Master Bo' Rai Cho's training sessions during his adolescence. The times the portly Outworlder would sneak him away from the Wu Shi compounds and into the seedy businesses of Zhengzhou's red-light district to "teach" him about the birds and the bees, and how to kombat Outworld kunoichi and their Art of Seduction, caused the Shaolin warrior to deviously smirk. Kung Lao was more than thankful for his favorite Master's lessons outside the Academy. The unorthodox, but effective, teachings prepared him just for this moment. I have my own methods of allurement to turn this around in my favor.
Circling his hands under, then over her thighs, Kung Lao maneuvered his head just a little bit. He mentally smirked when he felt Jade's thighs slightly vibrate against his shoulders when she felt him move his face against her orifice.
Craning his neck just enough so he could look up and into those hypnotic olive irises of hers, and breathe the Dragon Grotto's air through his nostrils, the hubristic monk spread his lips into the most malevolent of smirks against the center of Jade's satin pajama shorts. His pride swelled when he saw her pretty brown cheeks flush burgundy from her blush.
An intelligent tactic indeed—using my attraction for her against me. And the vixen would have bested me in kombat if her salaciousness hadn't caused her to make a single mistake that will cost her this match…
"I am enjoying myself and I would love to stand here and remain in this position for the rest of the night with you, Měi nǚ." Kung Lao began, making sure the Outworld Advisor felt every vibration of his lips as he spoke. "Nevertheless, I have a bet to win."
Disappearing in another flash of neon blue light, the supercilious Earthrealmer teleported to where Jade knocked his hat away. Reappearing in the air with the bladed-edge headwear atop his head, the White Lotus member flipped in the air twice, spinning his foe around, keeping his hold firm on the virid ninja. With a final flip, Kung Lao slammed the emerald assassin on the cave's floor, listening to her pained cry as her upper back and shoulders hit the ground hard.
The two kombatants' legs here intertwined, and the razor-hat wielder was on top of her. He held Jade's wrists, bounding them together above her head with his left hand. His right arm pressed against her ample chest, pinning the bojutsu specialist against the cobbled ground. His palm was filled with something lush and soft. Giving the unfamiliar mound a curious squeeze, Kung Lao's ebony eyes widened in realization when he comprehended what occupied his hand.
Quickly apologizing to the General in Mandarin, "Xiè zuì", the teleporter moved his arm to her neck, a less offensive place, although Jade's countenance gave no indication she minded the accidental touch.
Both fighters inhaled and exhaled heavily, their rapidly beating hearts decelerated as their bodies regained composure after their spar.
Mentally noting the error she made, Jade rolled her eyes, forgetting Kung Lao possesses the ability to teleport wherever his hat lay. She looked up and into the wide eyes of the Shaolin warrior and grinned through her heavy breathing. "Quite clever, Earthrealmer."
Smirking down at winded visage of the caramel-skinned beauty, Kung Lao mirrored her grin with his own. He playfully wiggled his brows again and propositioned one final time. "So? Double-date with Liu Kang and Kitana?"
I wrote this while I was at work last week and finally finished it today. I seem to get more of my writing done at work than at home. This is for the 3 JadeLao fans who exist out there. And for fans of the other pairing (that shall remain nameless) who may stumble upon this fic and enlighten me about their favorite ship, I'm simply going to reiterate the wise words of Mariah Carey: "I don't know her". Next chapter will feature Liu Kang and Kitana. Please leave a review/comment.
P.S.: The Mandarin phrases came from Yabla, which is now my new favorite resource for Chinese words.