List twelve characters from your fandom, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them.

1) Evra Von

2) Larten Crepsley

3) Darren Shan

4) Steve Leopard

5) Seba Nile

6) Arra Sails

7) Gavner Purl

8) Kurda Smahlt

9) Harkat Mulds

10) Gannen Harst

11) Paris Skyle

12) Vancha March

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

~ Arra Sails + Paris Skyle = no and I hope I never see that. Too creepy… o_o (WHOO! ARRA & LARTEN! :D)

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

~ FOUR? AS IN… AS IN… STEVE? …yes, maybe a little hawt but too evil for me. =w=

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

~ O_o …BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *laughing on floor* If VANCHA got KURDA pregnant, I'd laugh my ass off! xDD Those kids are gonna be so damn UGLY. I feel bad for em!

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

~ Harkat? Actually, yeah, I do :3 I think he has more fangirls than Steve xDD that's my guess I'm not sure

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

~ WHOO! MR. CREPSLEY AND ARRA! BEST. CIRQUE DU FREAK. COUPLE. EVER. 8D*spazzes*

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

~ Okay, so Seba and Harkat (ew) or Seba and Gannen (WTF)… can I pick none of the above? PLEASE. THESE COUPLES ARE SO HIGH ON CRACK. ;A;

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve doing you know what?

~ If Gavner Purl walked in on Mr. Crepsley and Vancha getting down & dirty… he'd either laugh his ass off, use the situation as blackmail later, or run and scream like a little girl yelling "MY EYES, MY EYES!" D:

8. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

~ Evra and Kurda? o_o Um, I sure hope not cuz that makes no sense…

9. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

~ Gavner and Vancha…?

"Spit Can't Heal Broken Hearts"

10. Does anyone on your friends list think Three is hot?

~ Yes. xD A good friend of mine finds Darren pretty hawt, actually.

11. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

~ Paris Skyle? :O Nah, my friends don't bother with him

12. Would anyone on your friends write Two/Four/Five?

~ Mr. Crepsley, Steve and Seba?

Nope, they wouldn't write that even if they were high :P

13. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

~ Hmmm, for Kurda I'd pick…

King for a Day by Green Day

14. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Evra + Arra + Vancha =

~ WARNING: THIS MAKES NO SENSE AND WILL NEVER HAPPEN. KEEP DREAMIN'—I MEAN, HAVING THIS THREESOME NIGHTMARE.

15. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

~ He's in some fics, but I haven't read one where he's the main character. D:

It's okay, Seba, yer awesome and I think I'll write u a fic just because of this.

16. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12) then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

~ Evra and Gavner are in a happy relationship until Harkat runs off with Gavner. Evra, brokenhearted, has a hot one night stand with Paris and a brief unhappy affair with Vancha then follows the wise advice of Seba and finds true love with Darren.

^ See that above there? THAT'S CRACK. I don't ever wanna see this on ANY WEBSITE. NASTY. BLEGH. The only part that makes sense about this is that Evra followed the "wise advice" from Seba. Yesh, Seba's advice is the best ever. Aaaanyway, I'm proud to say that Mr. Crepsley and Arra weren't in that crack paragraph which means they ran off together (YAY~!) So yes, won some and lost some.

LostmorethanIwonbutohwell,lifegoesonsowhatever. ._.

What would you title this fic?

~ Somebody Drank Too Much Ale