Chapter one: A typical day of a mischievous 6 year old Kai
~*In the abbey: Kai's room*~
A 6 year old Kai had just woken up. Kai went to his closet got dressed, brushed his
teeth and all that crap. " I wonder what's for breakfast? I hope it's ice- cream" thought
Kai out loud.
~*In the dining room*~
"Hello Boris! What's for breakfast?" asked Kai " Well Master Kai.." began Boris
only to be interrupted by the one the only Kai "IT 'S KING KAI YOU DUMB
BROAD!" " Yes KING Kai." said Boris rolling his eyes "No wait! Forget about the
King Kai thing. I think Master King Kai sounds better." said Kai nodding his head in
approval of his new so called brilliant name. "Yes MASTER KING Kai." Said Boris
starting to lose his temper a bit. "See? That sounds so much better!" said Kai " But then
again. I think King Master Kai sounds even better" said Kai waiting for Boris to
address him with his new and improved name. But. he didn't. "WELL, what are you
waiting for? Hurry up and call me by my new name!" said Kai trying to keep his cool.
"Fine then KING MASTER Kai. Happy?" asked Boris trying not to deck Kai right
there and then. "Actually, to tell the truth, I'm not." replied Kai "Master Kai sounds
the best. Oh and you didn't answer my question." " WELL "MASTER" KAI, WE
ARE HAVING PANCAKES FOR BREAKFAST." said a very red Boris with steam
coming out of his ears. "NO ICECREAM?! HOW DARE YOU? I'M
TELLING GRANDFATHER!!!!! " bellowed Kai as he stormed off at 200 mile per
hour.
~* Voltaire's office*~
Voltaire was sitting at his desk playing with his plastic toy soldiers when he heard a
knock on the door. "Who is it?" asked Voltaire "It's the one the only Kai" answered
Kai. "Can I come in?" " Just a minute!" said Voltaire putting his toys away. "You can
come in now." Voltaire noticed an annoyed look on Kai's face as he walked in. "What's
the matter Kai?" he asked. " Well. I guess I could tell you but it'll cost you." said Kai
"What do you want this time?" asked Voltaire "Here." said Kai handing Voltaire a
scroll. Voltaire un scrolled it; it was at the very least 6 feet long. Voltaire started
reading the list. " How are you gonna finish all this candy Kai?" he questioned his
grandson. " I'll manage somehow." said Kai "O.k so tell me what happened." said
Voltaire. "O.k this is what happened earlier this morning.." started Kai
(A/N: You do know that Kai is gonna make the whole thing up right?):
~*end of chapter*~
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~*In the abbey: Kai's room*~
A 6 year old Kai had just woken up. Kai went to his closet got dressed, brushed his
teeth and all that crap. " I wonder what's for breakfast? I hope it's ice- cream" thought
Kai out loud.
~*In the dining room*~
"Hello Boris! What's for breakfast?" asked Kai " Well Master Kai.." began Boris
only to be interrupted by the one the only Kai "IT 'S KING KAI YOU DUMB
BROAD!" " Yes KING Kai." said Boris rolling his eyes "No wait! Forget about the
King Kai thing. I think Master King Kai sounds better." said Kai nodding his head in
approval of his new so called brilliant name. "Yes MASTER KING Kai." Said Boris
starting to lose his temper a bit. "See? That sounds so much better!" said Kai " But then
again. I think King Master Kai sounds even better" said Kai waiting for Boris to
address him with his new and improved name. But. he didn't. "WELL, what are you
waiting for? Hurry up and call me by my new name!" said Kai trying to keep his cool.
"Fine then KING MASTER Kai. Happy?" asked Boris trying not to deck Kai right
there and then. "Actually, to tell the truth, I'm not." replied Kai "Master Kai sounds
the best. Oh and you didn't answer my question." " WELL "MASTER" KAI, WE
ARE HAVING PANCAKES FOR BREAKFAST." said a very red Boris with steam
coming out of his ears. "NO ICECREAM?! HOW DARE YOU? I'M
TELLING GRANDFATHER!!!!! " bellowed Kai as he stormed off at 200 mile per
hour.
~* Voltaire's office*~
Voltaire was sitting at his desk playing with his plastic toy soldiers when he heard a
knock on the door. "Who is it?" asked Voltaire "It's the one the only Kai" answered
Kai. "Can I come in?" " Just a minute!" said Voltaire putting his toys away. "You can
come in now." Voltaire noticed an annoyed look on Kai's face as he walked in. "What's
the matter Kai?" he asked. " Well. I guess I could tell you but it'll cost you." said Kai
"What do you want this time?" asked Voltaire "Here." said Kai handing Voltaire a
scroll. Voltaire un scrolled it; it was at the very least 6 feet long. Voltaire started
reading the list. " How are you gonna finish all this candy Kai?" he questioned his
grandson. " I'll manage somehow." said Kai "O.k so tell me what happened." said
Voltaire. "O.k this is what happened earlier this morning.." started Kai
(A/N: You do know that Kai is gonna make the whole thing up right?):
~*end of chapter*~
kai_luva: O.k that's it folks I've already written the 2nd chapter but... I'm too lazy to put it up. AND............
REVIEW!!! I LUV REVIEWS! Who know the next chapter might be up faster if there are reviews. ^-^