Autumn Fun
Chapter One: Insane in the Fall Brain: Or lets get the insanity Rolling
Well, I got a lot of requests for Omega and Betsy to be a part of this saga, especially from HoneyBug17, Christian, and Gofn1. But I decided that even though I like writing those two, I think the Seasonal Fun series does better without them. After all, they're meant for my serious writing, and the seasonal Fun series is anything but serious. Am I right? As for the timeline when I'm running this, well, let's run it in the old timeline when Wanda just joined, just before the Apocalypse thing. So with out further ado, these are those kind folks.
Gofn1/ HoneyBug17: You two want Lancitty, you got it.
Ellen: Bobby caught in another triangle, this time with Amara and Emma Frost? I can do that.
Fennchan: Kurt and Wanda? I never thought of that couple. I suppose I could try to get them together, but I'm not sure it would last for long… I think I can use that idea in a later chapter.
Abbalover: A guest appearance? Already. I think I can work something in for ya.
TheScribe3: You want Bobby and Amara action as well. Done. And per your other idea, of having Kurt, Kitty, and Bobby causing trouble. It gives me many wicked ideas indeed.
And those are the kind folks behind this chapter. That's right. Those are the people to blame for the insanity I'm about to unleash upon the world. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Xavier's Institute for the gifted youngsters
"Its fall! YAY!!!" Bobby shouted as he ran outside in his spider-man underwear.
"DRAKE! Get back here and take you Riddelin!" Logan shouted as he and Kurt chased Bobby around the yard.
"I just want to know what sick pervert came up with the idea to put a masked man on young children's underwear…" Kurt said simply.
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Jamaica
"Putting Spiderman's Visage onto underwear was the best idea I've ever had." Stan "The Man" Lee said as he sipped his coolata's. He doesn't notice Spiderman approach him from behind with a baseball bat in hands, wearing a backwards Yankees cap.
"Steal my image to make money will you?" Spider-man thought as he smacked the bat in his hands. "Allow me toy show you how we do things in New York." Spiderman thought as he lifted the bat into the air.
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Back at Xavier's
"Naaa…" Kurt said simply as he looked around. "Where did Logan go?"
"Lance… Giggle… Stop it…"
"That sounded like Kitty!" Kurt shouted as he ran towards the old tool shed. (Get the reference?) "Kitty! What's Wrong? OH MY GOD!" Kurt shouted as he saw Lance and Kitty sitting on a bench, lipstick stains all over Lance's face.
"KURT!" Kitty squealed. "Like get out of here!" Kitty shouted as she began to chase Kurt around with a rusty Axe that was lying next to the bench.
"HELLLLPPPP!!!" Nightcrawler screamed.
"You know, I sense much trouble springing from these events." Lance said simply.
"So do I." Bobby said as he came out of the bushes with a video Camera.
"Why are you half naked with a video camera?" Lance asked.
"Um… Gottagobye!"
"GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE PERVERT!" Lance screamed as he chased after Bobby. "YEOW!" Lance screamed in pain as his but was set on fire. "TABITHA!" Lance screamed as he whirled around.
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Upstairs
"My ears are burning." Tabitha said simply as she looked up from her magazine.
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Outside
"I take offense to that." Amara said simply as she lit her hand up.
"What do you want Magma girl?" Lance asked as Kurt ran by screaming in the background, Kitty chasing him with her Axe.
"I've come for my Boy-toy." Amara said simply.
"YAY!' Bobby cheered. "Wait a minute…"
"He's mine, so you can go back to your plebian life." Amara said menacingly.
"Okay. Sounds like he's gonna be in more pain with you than with me, so I'm happy." Lance said as he walked off.
"Help…" Bobby said weakly as Kurt ran over to him.
"Lets get out of here." Kurt said as he grabbed Bobby and began to teleport away. Kitty caught up to them just in time and disappeared in the teleport as well.
"Kitty!" Lance cried.
"Boy-Toy!" Amara called out.
"DAMN!" The both of them shouted.
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Amara asked.
"I think so. But if they're called Sad Meals, than no one will buy them." Lance said simply.
"What?" Amara asked.
"I said we should probably go searching for them before they cause to much trouble." Lance grumbled as he walked over to his jeep that was hidden in the bushes.
"Let us go then." Amara said as she got into the jeep and it drove away.
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The 'Hood House
"So do we have everything we'll need to torture Kelly this year?" Blob asked.
"Lets go over the check list." Pietro said simply. "Ready?"
"Yep." Blob said as he walked over to the gathered items.
"Stink bombs?"
"Five hundred."
"Toad's Slime?"
"Two gallons of the extra sticky stuff."
"Spray paint?"
"Three cans neon green, two hot pink, four bright orange."
"Guns?"
"AK47's, D5K Dustkies, and 9mm Hand guns, all with full magazines."
"That's all?"
"We went through most of Mystiques stash when we went on vacation in Libya." Blob said simply.
"Hmp." Pietro said simply. "Cherry bombs?"
"Four dozen."
Scandalous pictures of him and Dorothy?"
"More than enough." Blob said as he flipped through some of the pictures. "I didn't know you could do that with a bowling pin…"
"Ew. Napalm?"
"One Gallon."
"Corpses from Graveyard?"
"Three fresh ones, one juicy, one skeleton."
"Marijuana?"
"Five pounds."
"I thought we bought ten?"
"Lance got a hold of the stuff before me and Wanda could hide it."
"Ah. Video Camera?"
"With full charge and forty Blank tapes."
"Camera's?"
"Twelve disposables."
"Toilet Paper?"
"Twelve packages."
"I thought we bought more than that?"
"We did. But I had Burrito's last night."
"Never say that to me again. Walkie talkies?"
"Fully charged." Blob said simply.
"I think that's everything." Pietro said as he put the list down. "Now, Lance is off with his Kitty cat, so that only leaves Toad and Wanda."
"Yea. Where are they?" Blob asked simply. "I haven't heard toad scream for help yet?"
"Blob what season is it?" Pietro asked.
"I think its fall."
"Uh oh. You know what that means, don't you?"
"Oh man. Descendant's running his Seasonal fun series with fall being showcased." Blob stated in shock and horror.
"And what else usually happens?" Pietro asked in horror.
"Toad has once again gained the Power of the Player."
"WANDA!" Pietro shouted as he ran upstairs.
"What's up yo?" Toad asked as he came out of Wanda's room with his hands in his pockets.
"WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY SISTER YOU LITTLE PERVERT!" Pietro shouted as he shook Toad.
"Nothing. The power of the player hasn't returned to me yet." Toad said simply.
"Oh." Pietro said simply.
"What the hell are you two up to?" Wanda asked as she walked out of the bathroom.
"Nothing snukum's." Toad said with a yellow tooth smile.
"Why don't you go play in traffic?" Wanda asked.
"Can do." Toad said as he hopped away.
"Poor little guy." Blob said simply. "Never knew what hit him."
"I hope it will be a Mack truck." Wanda hissed.
"Well, looks like things are actually going to be normal this season." Pietro said simply.
"Pietro, you know that you just invited trouble." Blob stated. "Because now the fans are going to review with zany ideas that will put us in absolutely ridiculous situations that will cause obscene amounts of chaos." Blob finished.
"We're doomed no matter what we do, aren't we?" Pietro asked simply.
"Yes Pietro. We are." Blob said in fear. "Yes we are."
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Well, Autumn Fun has been kicked off. I would hope by now you all know what to do. Send in those ideas and see them in print. Take care all.
-Descendent
Chapter One: Insane in the Fall Brain: Or lets get the insanity Rolling
Well, I got a lot of requests for Omega and Betsy to be a part of this saga, especially from HoneyBug17, Christian, and Gofn1. But I decided that even though I like writing those two, I think the Seasonal Fun series does better without them. After all, they're meant for my serious writing, and the seasonal Fun series is anything but serious. Am I right? As for the timeline when I'm running this, well, let's run it in the old timeline when Wanda just joined, just before the Apocalypse thing. So with out further ado, these are those kind folks.
Gofn1/ HoneyBug17: You two want Lancitty, you got it.
Ellen: Bobby caught in another triangle, this time with Amara and Emma Frost? I can do that.
Fennchan: Kurt and Wanda? I never thought of that couple. I suppose I could try to get them together, but I'm not sure it would last for long… I think I can use that idea in a later chapter.
Abbalover: A guest appearance? Already. I think I can work something in for ya.
TheScribe3: You want Bobby and Amara action as well. Done. And per your other idea, of having Kurt, Kitty, and Bobby causing trouble. It gives me many wicked ideas indeed.
And those are the kind folks behind this chapter. That's right. Those are the people to blame for the insanity I'm about to unleash upon the world. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
********************
Xavier's Institute for the gifted youngsters
"Its fall! YAY!!!" Bobby shouted as he ran outside in his spider-man underwear.
"DRAKE! Get back here and take you Riddelin!" Logan shouted as he and Kurt chased Bobby around the yard.
"I just want to know what sick pervert came up with the idea to put a masked man on young children's underwear…" Kurt said simply.
********************
Jamaica
"Putting Spiderman's Visage onto underwear was the best idea I've ever had." Stan "The Man" Lee said as he sipped his coolata's. He doesn't notice Spiderman approach him from behind with a baseball bat in hands, wearing a backwards Yankees cap.
"Steal my image to make money will you?" Spider-man thought as he smacked the bat in his hands. "Allow me toy show you how we do things in New York." Spiderman thought as he lifted the bat into the air.
********************
Back at Xavier's
"Naaa…" Kurt said simply as he looked around. "Where did Logan go?"
"Lance… Giggle… Stop it…"
"That sounded like Kitty!" Kurt shouted as he ran towards the old tool shed. (Get the reference?) "Kitty! What's Wrong? OH MY GOD!" Kurt shouted as he saw Lance and Kitty sitting on a bench, lipstick stains all over Lance's face.
"KURT!" Kitty squealed. "Like get out of here!" Kitty shouted as she began to chase Kurt around with a rusty Axe that was lying next to the bench.
"HELLLLPPPP!!!" Nightcrawler screamed.
"You know, I sense much trouble springing from these events." Lance said simply.
"So do I." Bobby said as he came out of the bushes with a video Camera.
"Why are you half naked with a video camera?" Lance asked.
"Um… Gottagobye!"
"GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE PERVERT!" Lance screamed as he chased after Bobby. "YEOW!" Lance screamed in pain as his but was set on fire. "TABITHA!" Lance screamed as he whirled around.
********************
Upstairs
"My ears are burning." Tabitha said simply as she looked up from her magazine.
********************
Outside
"I take offense to that." Amara said simply as she lit her hand up.
"What do you want Magma girl?" Lance asked as Kurt ran by screaming in the background, Kitty chasing him with her Axe.
"I've come for my Boy-toy." Amara said simply.
"YAY!' Bobby cheered. "Wait a minute…"
"He's mine, so you can go back to your plebian life." Amara said menacingly.
"Okay. Sounds like he's gonna be in more pain with you than with me, so I'm happy." Lance said as he walked off.
"Help…" Bobby said weakly as Kurt ran over to him.
"Lets get out of here." Kurt said as he grabbed Bobby and began to teleport away. Kitty caught up to them just in time and disappeared in the teleport as well.
"Kitty!" Lance cried.
"Boy-Toy!" Amara called out.
"DAMN!" The both of them shouted.
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Amara asked.
"I think so. But if they're called Sad Meals, than no one will buy them." Lance said simply.
"What?" Amara asked.
"I said we should probably go searching for them before they cause to much trouble." Lance grumbled as he walked over to his jeep that was hidden in the bushes.
"Let us go then." Amara said as she got into the jeep and it drove away.
********************
The 'Hood House
"So do we have everything we'll need to torture Kelly this year?" Blob asked.
"Lets go over the check list." Pietro said simply. "Ready?"
"Yep." Blob said as he walked over to the gathered items.
"Stink bombs?"
"Five hundred."
"Toad's Slime?"
"Two gallons of the extra sticky stuff."
"Spray paint?"
"Three cans neon green, two hot pink, four bright orange."
"Guns?"
"AK47's, D5K Dustkies, and 9mm Hand guns, all with full magazines."
"That's all?"
"We went through most of Mystiques stash when we went on vacation in Libya." Blob said simply.
"Hmp." Pietro said simply. "Cherry bombs?"
"Four dozen."
Scandalous pictures of him and Dorothy?"
"More than enough." Blob said as he flipped through some of the pictures. "I didn't know you could do that with a bowling pin…"
"Ew. Napalm?"
"One Gallon."
"Corpses from Graveyard?"
"Three fresh ones, one juicy, one skeleton."
"Marijuana?"
"Five pounds."
"I thought we bought ten?"
"Lance got a hold of the stuff before me and Wanda could hide it."
"Ah. Video Camera?"
"With full charge and forty Blank tapes."
"Camera's?"
"Twelve disposables."
"Toilet Paper?"
"Twelve packages."
"I thought we bought more than that?"
"We did. But I had Burrito's last night."
"Never say that to me again. Walkie talkies?"
"Fully charged." Blob said simply.
"I think that's everything." Pietro said as he put the list down. "Now, Lance is off with his Kitty cat, so that only leaves Toad and Wanda."
"Yea. Where are they?" Blob asked simply. "I haven't heard toad scream for help yet?"
"Blob what season is it?" Pietro asked.
"I think its fall."
"Uh oh. You know what that means, don't you?"
"Oh man. Descendant's running his Seasonal fun series with fall being showcased." Blob stated in shock and horror.
"And what else usually happens?" Pietro asked in horror.
"Toad has once again gained the Power of the Player."
"WANDA!" Pietro shouted as he ran upstairs.
"What's up yo?" Toad asked as he came out of Wanda's room with his hands in his pockets.
"WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY SISTER YOU LITTLE PERVERT!" Pietro shouted as he shook Toad.
"Nothing. The power of the player hasn't returned to me yet." Toad said simply.
"Oh." Pietro said simply.
"What the hell are you two up to?" Wanda asked as she walked out of the bathroom.
"Nothing snukum's." Toad said with a yellow tooth smile.
"Why don't you go play in traffic?" Wanda asked.
"Can do." Toad said as he hopped away.
"Poor little guy." Blob said simply. "Never knew what hit him."
"I hope it will be a Mack truck." Wanda hissed.
"Well, looks like things are actually going to be normal this season." Pietro said simply.
"Pietro, you know that you just invited trouble." Blob stated. "Because now the fans are going to review with zany ideas that will put us in absolutely ridiculous situations that will cause obscene amounts of chaos." Blob finished.
"We're doomed no matter what we do, aren't we?" Pietro asked simply.
"Yes Pietro. We are." Blob said in fear. "Yes we are."
********************
Well, Autumn Fun has been kicked off. I would hope by now you all know what to do. Send in those ideas and see them in print. Take care all.
-Descendent