the jawbreaker caper
The candy store 12:am
ed edd and eddy are seen walking out suddenly the police show up
officer: hover your hands
*they raise they're hands up*
eddy: what did we do?
officer: your under arrest for stealing several cases of jawbreakers
eddy: but we didn't do it
edd: i was framed officer
officer: tell it to the judge
*Harvey birdman theme plays*
harvey's office harvey is seen stacking reports
harvey: okay all case files are in order
peanut: finally how long did it take us
avenger: caw *puts up three talons*
peanut: three months sheesh
betty: beep your five o clock client is here
harvey: send them in
eddy: *singing*hello
edd: *singing* hello
ed:*singing* hello!
all three: hello!
harvey: hello there harvey birdman attorney at law
eddy: allow us to introduce ourselves he's ed he's edd we call him double d
harvey: and you must be
eddy: yep eddy
harvey: i'm beginning to sense a pattern here
peanut: there's a shocker
harvey: so what are you boys in for
edd: well to be precise we are in for stealing
harvey: what ya steal?
edd: jawbreakers
harvey: jawbreakers?
edd: yes they thing we did it given our history we are sure to be thrown in the big house i
don't wanna go t jail though they'll rape me till i'm good as dead
harvey: okay seems like a good case to do *stands up* I'll TAKE THE CASE!
*transition to the next day*
phil: harvey come in here
*Harvey goes into phill's office*
phill: harvey we got trouble these boys you handled have a reputation of cimes
harvey: where do they live?
phill: the cul de sac
harvey: ooh that bad?
phill: so bad they might lose the weiner liberites ha ha ha inuendo
harvey: don't worry i got this
*transition to the court*
baliff: alright all rise for the honorable judge mentok
mentok: *comes in* oooweeooo! alright let's get this case started oh you may be seated
*everyone sits down*
mentok: okay the trial of the ed's will come to order your up first
yosemite: thank ya'll ladies and gentlemen of the jury these boys are known for many crimes
which i present in exhibit A!
*shows pictures of many scams*
yosemite: as seen here they are have ripped off many of the kids in the cul de sac and leat me tell ya it takes a lot of nuts
phill: ha ha ha nut joke
yosemite sam: exhibit b *shows videos of them* breaking into rolf's home
yosemite sam: and finally exhibit c *shows the jawbreakers* the stole items in question thus
i rest my case
edd: jawbreakers *laughs*
harvey and double d and eddy: edd no! *tackle him*
yosemite sam: no further questions
mentok: your case birdman
birdman: thank you i'd like to call sarah to the stand
*sarah take to the stand*
harvey: tell me can you tell me of ed's genrosity
sarah: not really though i am his sister i mean he does care for me
harvey: right and has he stolen anything
sarah: a lot but not today i mean i saw them they were at my house the whole time
harvey: nothing further
yosemite: hang on i got something about sarah
*shows video of the ed's stealing sarah's diary*
yosemite sam: as you can see these three have stole this little missy's diary thus proves them
guilty as fuck
eddy: well we're fucked
birdgirl: not so fast! *imitates trumpet noise* birdgirl is here and i have another witness
harvey: well i guess i should call him
yosemite sam: objection council is trying to plead the witness
mentok: over fucking ruled he hasn't come out yet
*kevin comes out*
eddy: kevin?
edd: kevin?
ed: kevin?
harvey: kevin?
mentok: kevin?
phill: kevin?
everyone else: kevin!
birdgirl: that's right kevin
harvey: well okay then tell me kevin you have known the edds right
kevin: yeah they are a bunch of dorks
harvey: interesting and have you picked on them
kevin: maybe
harvey: wrong kevin picks on them all the time
kevin: prove it dork!
harvey: gladly as shown here *shows the footage* as you can see kevin is one mean kid he
has picked on the ed's mercissly
kevin: but it wasn't me i swear it was the one armed man
*everyone glares at them with cricket chirps*
kevin: alright fine i did i framed the ed's cause i hate them and i would've gotten away with it
if it weren't for you meddling bird people
mentok: not guilty send this guy to juvee
*gavel transition to the office*
harvey: glad we could help you three out
phil: yeah that's why we pay him big bucks big balls of them ha ha balls
edd: i don't get it
*everyone laughs*
edd: no seariously i don't
*the end)