~*~*~*~*~ The Sun Project ~*~*~*~*~
Disclaimer: I do not own Golden Sun, Mario, Harry Potter, Zelda, or anything else, really.
Chapter 1: The Fun Begins. . .
{We find ourselves in Kirksville, Missouri, where video game characters can live in peace and tranquility, undisturbed by the general populace (We thank J.K. Rowling for setting up the charm that dispels normal people from taverns and strange and pointless sports. . . no we are NOT talking about cricket. . . around the town for us). But one small portion of the town is in disarray, and our force field was temporarily dispelled so that a talented, bright, beautiful. . .
Navi: Pianobuggy. . . . . .
. . .Ahem, talented and well-loved authoress could come into town and solve the problem. The GS crew is stationed around a table in the cafeteria at the local college (go Truman) and conversing as they normally do. . .}
Mia: (angry) You want to say that so all of us can hear, Jenna?
Jenna: (turns from whispering in Isaac's ear) what is between Isaac and me is none of your business. . . so get your muddy little nose out of Isaac's. . .
Felix: (clapping his hand over her mouth) Jenna! Now be quiet and eat your peas. . . you'll ruin our PG rating we got going here. . .
Garet: (with food in his mouth) and besides. . . I don't think Isaac likes you two fighting all the time. . . Wow, this is a good burger!
Isaac: (Edging his chair away sqeaukily) Yes, ladies. . . lets not argue over little ol' me. . .
Ivan: (Watching Garet) Y'know, Garet, it's okay that you're out-eating the population of Kirksville. . . it's small enough. . . but you really need to slow down before you put the U.S. government into further debt than it already is. . .
Isaac: Hey! Quit picking on Garet. . . He needs more food than shrimps like you.
Garet: (looking up suddenly) Shrimp? Where?
Ivan: (Sparking) You're messing with a Jupiter adept, buddy. . .
Isaac: (topples Ivan out of the chair with his pointer finger) Yeah? What'cha gonna do about it?
Ivan: This. (Attempts to cast *Spark Plasma*, but is immediately singed and frozen simultaneously by various attacks from Mia and Jenna. Isaac looks in awe at the two, who, after several minutes of casting psynergy spells, are thoroughly exhausted and panting heavily.)
Isaac: Are you done yet?
Mia: I think so. . .
Jenna: (nods. . . still breathing heavily)
Piers: o_O
Kraden: I think. . .
Isaac: Shut up, Kraden.
Kraden: okay.
Sheba: (walks in with a tray of chicken nuggets) Hey y'all. . . What's up? (sees Ivan, charred and blackened while preserved in a large block of ice. She drops the tray and runs to Ivan. . .) Ivan! Ivan. . . Speak to me Ivan! (turns on the rest. . . eyes narrow, sparking) What have you done with Ivan?! (hair stands on end. . . she notices and flattens it, then turns on Jenna and Mia, who are whistling) YOU!!! (A large flash of light indicates Sheba's most powerful yet *Spark Plasma* the smoke clears and the assembly of the room, Mario, Ganondorf, Kirby, Tael, and Fox among them, are all staring in contempt and making rude gestures at the GS crew. . . Instead of Jenna and Mia being all singed up, Saturos and Menardi lay toasted on the floor)
Alex: Sheba!
Sheba: (blushing) sorry. . .
(Alex casts ply on Saturos and Menardi and they both get up)
Menardi: (eyes flaming) That's it, they're going to die this time (takes out scythe and starts for Sheba. Saturos grabs her arm and holds her back, staring at Sheba)
Saturos: (whispering) Menardi. . . be patient. She'll pay in time. . . remember what we put in her medicine cabinet. . .
Menardi: I don't care! My pride is shaken! People must die!
Sheba: You were in my medicine cabinet?
(Menardi shakes from Saturos's grasp and begins to cast *Supernova*)
Felix: NOOOOOOOOOOO! (causes giant earthquake and all of Truman State topples over in a heap)
Pianobuggy: (Appears and tiptoes through the rubble) Oh my....
Navi: Ooooh. . . Y'all have done it now. . .
Pianobuggy: (hyperventilating) Truman. . .
(The GS crew stands transfixed with fear. . . for they know of the strange and manipulative author powers Pianobuggy possesses. . . Mwahahahaha)
Pianobuggy: (exploding with anger) YOU! YOU! YOU!
Navi: (hides behind a rock)
Pianobuggy: THAT'S IT!!! I'VE HAD IT! THEY'VE HAD IT! (points to various Nintendo characters holding torches and pitchforks and nodding their heads) YOU'VE DESTROYED THE SCHOOL! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THIS IS GOING TO COST?!!!! THIS IS A STATE SCHOOL! THE GOVERNMENT HAS TO PAY FOR THIS! MORE TAXES! GAHHH!!!
Ivan: (timidly) I suggested that Garet could stop eating...
Pianobuggy: (breathing heavily after her rant) That's it... I'm sorry guys... but I have to teach you to get along... It's time for drastic measures...
(The GS crew looks back and forth between Pianobuggy and the angry Nintendo mob, deciding which foe's wrath is worse...)
Pianobuggy: I'm going to make you relive your adventures...
GSCrew: ?_?
Pianobuggy: ...as each other.
(The GS Crew look at one another, and then rush the angry mob.)
Pianobuggy: Oh no you don't! (Calls upon her mysterious author-powers and roots the GS crew to the ground) Now listen. You guys are going to do it my way, or I'll do worse...
Isaac: (scared) w... w... worse?
Pianobuggy: Yeah... you'll learn to live with each other... or I'll send Jenna to the mudshippers.
Jenna: @_@
Mia: (giggling)
Pianobuggy: Oh I wouldn't laugh Mia... you'd go to the valeshippers.
Mia: @_@
Isaac: @_@ you'd take away.... Both my girls?
Pianobuggy: I don't want to... but I will...
Ivan: What about the rest of us who don't care about that goofed-up love triangle? Hmm?
Pianobuggy: I'm glad you should ask, Ivan, because you would go straight to Midnight C's coined "rabid Piers fans".
Sheba: NOOOOOO!
Pianobuggy: And the fun doesn't stop there.... so are you willing to cooperate?
(The company enthusiastically nods)
Pianobuggy: Good... Navi, where art thou? I mean... are you? I need a clipboard and some paper... (looks around) and a calculator too!
Navi: I'm here. (magically produces clipboard and resumes her position behind the rock)
Pianobuggy: You call yourself a muse Navi? Muses are supposed to be pushy... not scared of the author...
Navi: Well, I know you're doing a Zelda fanfic next....
Pianobuggy: Oh... true...
Garet: Umm... Pianobuggy?
Pianobuggy: (sweetly) Yes Garet?
Garet: Umm... can you let us move now? My legs hurt.
Pianobuggy: No.
Garet: Oh, okay.
Pianobuggy: Okay let's see... Mia and Jenna have to... yes... and Saturos... uh huh... and Ivan... no I already have him playing... Crud! This is hard... but who's going to be Kraden... yes thaaat's a question... hmmm...
(An hour later)
Pianobuggy: Okay guys... I got it all figured out... Now I'll send you to Weyard, where you can't topple any more of my schools. (Snaps her fingers and scene blackens)
* * * * * * * * *
Navi: This should be interesting...
Yes it will be. Just so y'all know... I am very neutral on pairings, and can be swayed either way... so for this fic I'm leaving it up to YOU! The reviewers! For the next few chapters whichever group sends me more reviews gets the pairings for this fic.
Navi: Wait a sec... I just realized something...
SHH! NAVI!..... don't spoil it for the readers! Until next time...
Please Review!
Disclaimer: I do not own Golden Sun, Mario, Harry Potter, Zelda, or anything else, really.
Chapter 1: The Fun Begins. . .
{We find ourselves in Kirksville, Missouri, where video game characters can live in peace and tranquility, undisturbed by the general populace (We thank J.K. Rowling for setting up the charm that dispels normal people from taverns and strange and pointless sports. . . no we are NOT talking about cricket. . . around the town for us). But one small portion of the town is in disarray, and our force field was temporarily dispelled so that a talented, bright, beautiful. . .
Navi: Pianobuggy. . . . . .
. . .Ahem, talented and well-loved authoress could come into town and solve the problem. The GS crew is stationed around a table in the cafeteria at the local college (go Truman) and conversing as they normally do. . .}
Mia: (angry) You want to say that so all of us can hear, Jenna?
Jenna: (turns from whispering in Isaac's ear) what is between Isaac and me is none of your business. . . so get your muddy little nose out of Isaac's. . .
Felix: (clapping his hand over her mouth) Jenna! Now be quiet and eat your peas. . . you'll ruin our PG rating we got going here. . .
Garet: (with food in his mouth) and besides. . . I don't think Isaac likes you two fighting all the time. . . Wow, this is a good burger!
Isaac: (Edging his chair away sqeaukily) Yes, ladies. . . lets not argue over little ol' me. . .
Ivan: (Watching Garet) Y'know, Garet, it's okay that you're out-eating the population of Kirksville. . . it's small enough. . . but you really need to slow down before you put the U.S. government into further debt than it already is. . .
Isaac: Hey! Quit picking on Garet. . . He needs more food than shrimps like you.
Garet: (looking up suddenly) Shrimp? Where?
Ivan: (Sparking) You're messing with a Jupiter adept, buddy. . .
Isaac: (topples Ivan out of the chair with his pointer finger) Yeah? What'cha gonna do about it?
Ivan: This. (Attempts to cast *Spark Plasma*, but is immediately singed and frozen simultaneously by various attacks from Mia and Jenna. Isaac looks in awe at the two, who, after several minutes of casting psynergy spells, are thoroughly exhausted and panting heavily.)
Isaac: Are you done yet?
Mia: I think so. . .
Jenna: (nods. . . still breathing heavily)
Piers: o_O
Kraden: I think. . .
Isaac: Shut up, Kraden.
Kraden: okay.
Sheba: (walks in with a tray of chicken nuggets) Hey y'all. . . What's up? (sees Ivan, charred and blackened while preserved in a large block of ice. She drops the tray and runs to Ivan. . .) Ivan! Ivan. . . Speak to me Ivan! (turns on the rest. . . eyes narrow, sparking) What have you done with Ivan?! (hair stands on end. . . she notices and flattens it, then turns on Jenna and Mia, who are whistling) YOU!!! (A large flash of light indicates Sheba's most powerful yet *Spark Plasma* the smoke clears and the assembly of the room, Mario, Ganondorf, Kirby, Tael, and Fox among them, are all staring in contempt and making rude gestures at the GS crew. . . Instead of Jenna and Mia being all singed up, Saturos and Menardi lay toasted on the floor)
Alex: Sheba!
Sheba: (blushing) sorry. . .
(Alex casts ply on Saturos and Menardi and they both get up)
Menardi: (eyes flaming) That's it, they're going to die this time (takes out scythe and starts for Sheba. Saturos grabs her arm and holds her back, staring at Sheba)
Saturos: (whispering) Menardi. . . be patient. She'll pay in time. . . remember what we put in her medicine cabinet. . .
Menardi: I don't care! My pride is shaken! People must die!
Sheba: You were in my medicine cabinet?
(Menardi shakes from Saturos's grasp and begins to cast *Supernova*)
Felix: NOOOOOOOOOOO! (causes giant earthquake and all of Truman State topples over in a heap)
Pianobuggy: (Appears and tiptoes through the rubble) Oh my....
Navi: Ooooh. . . Y'all have done it now. . .
Pianobuggy: (hyperventilating) Truman. . .
(The GS crew stands transfixed with fear. . . for they know of the strange and manipulative author powers Pianobuggy possesses. . . Mwahahahaha)
Pianobuggy: (exploding with anger) YOU! YOU! YOU!
Navi: (hides behind a rock)
Pianobuggy: THAT'S IT!!! I'VE HAD IT! THEY'VE HAD IT! (points to various Nintendo characters holding torches and pitchforks and nodding their heads) YOU'VE DESTROYED THE SCHOOL! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THIS IS GOING TO COST?!!!! THIS IS A STATE SCHOOL! THE GOVERNMENT HAS TO PAY FOR THIS! MORE TAXES! GAHHH!!!
Ivan: (timidly) I suggested that Garet could stop eating...
Pianobuggy: (breathing heavily after her rant) That's it... I'm sorry guys... but I have to teach you to get along... It's time for drastic measures...
(The GS crew looks back and forth between Pianobuggy and the angry Nintendo mob, deciding which foe's wrath is worse...)
Pianobuggy: I'm going to make you relive your adventures...
GSCrew: ?_?
Pianobuggy: ...as each other.
(The GS Crew look at one another, and then rush the angry mob.)
Pianobuggy: Oh no you don't! (Calls upon her mysterious author-powers and roots the GS crew to the ground) Now listen. You guys are going to do it my way, or I'll do worse...
Isaac: (scared) w... w... worse?
Pianobuggy: Yeah... you'll learn to live with each other... or I'll send Jenna to the mudshippers.
Jenna: @_@
Mia: (giggling)
Pianobuggy: Oh I wouldn't laugh Mia... you'd go to the valeshippers.
Mia: @_@
Isaac: @_@ you'd take away.... Both my girls?
Pianobuggy: I don't want to... but I will...
Ivan: What about the rest of us who don't care about that goofed-up love triangle? Hmm?
Pianobuggy: I'm glad you should ask, Ivan, because you would go straight to Midnight C's coined "rabid Piers fans".
Sheba: NOOOOOO!
Pianobuggy: And the fun doesn't stop there.... so are you willing to cooperate?
(The company enthusiastically nods)
Pianobuggy: Good... Navi, where art thou? I mean... are you? I need a clipboard and some paper... (looks around) and a calculator too!
Navi: I'm here. (magically produces clipboard and resumes her position behind the rock)
Pianobuggy: You call yourself a muse Navi? Muses are supposed to be pushy... not scared of the author...
Navi: Well, I know you're doing a Zelda fanfic next....
Pianobuggy: Oh... true...
Garet: Umm... Pianobuggy?
Pianobuggy: (sweetly) Yes Garet?
Garet: Umm... can you let us move now? My legs hurt.
Pianobuggy: No.
Garet: Oh, okay.
Pianobuggy: Okay let's see... Mia and Jenna have to... yes... and Saturos... uh huh... and Ivan... no I already have him playing... Crud! This is hard... but who's going to be Kraden... yes thaaat's a question... hmmm...
(An hour later)
Pianobuggy: Okay guys... I got it all figured out... Now I'll send you to Weyard, where you can't topple any more of my schools. (Snaps her fingers and scene blackens)
* * * * * * * * *
Navi: This should be interesting...
Yes it will be. Just so y'all know... I am very neutral on pairings, and can be swayed either way... so for this fic I'm leaving it up to YOU! The reviewers! For the next few chapters whichever group sends me more reviews gets the pairings for this fic.
Navi: Wait a sec... I just realized something...
SHH! NAVI!..... don't spoil it for the readers! Until next time...
Please Review!