Wiccachic: GOMEN GOMEN GOMEN!!!!! I am so sorry for not writing anything but you can SO blame my muses!! ::gets knocked in head by yaoi muse:: well, at least she's here now…thanks so much to those who stayed loyal! ::tears:: ya'll are the bestsest!! ::much glomping and handing out of plushies:: okay, now to the new story! This is just a bunch of nonsense that made me write it down, mainly PWP with Duo/Heero, Quatre/Trowa and Wufei/no one really, maybe just himself? -_-b….now to the fic!!

Ha ha…fooled ya!! Nah, gotta do the disclaimer thing….I do not own them, for if I did…do you really think Heero would hang around Releena??? Sheesh, he'd be too busy boinking Duo….and Trowa and Quatre would SO be making like rabbits!! Okay, NOW its time for the fic!

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Duo sighed and stared at a point in the wall, his whole concentration focused on that one little spot. Had anyone been paying attention, they would have recognized the signs of extreme boredom and taken measures to counter act this dilemma, but no one saw. The braided pilot shifted a little in his seat and wondered what he was going to do to actually make someone pay attention to him. Annoying Heero was out of the question because even though the Wing Zero pilot loved Duo, he really didn't like to be annoyed. Trowa wouldn't even respond, just sit and wait for Duo to get even more bored with that. Quatre would most likely be cuddled into the Banged One's lap and would be too happy to really care about anything.

Duo grinned. That left only Wufei. A plan began to formulate in the back of his mind and his grin turned devilish. Had Wufei seen that smile, he would have run a hundred miles as far away from the braided one as fast as his feet could carry him. Wufei didn't see him though, which mad him very suspicious when he spotted Duo calmly walking toward him with his hands behind his back and a very innocent expression on his face.

"Hey, Wu-man!"

"That is not my name, baka!"

"Yeah yeah, whatever. Look, I was wondering if you wanted to play a game with me."

"No."

"Aww, c'mon! It'll be fun!!"

"NO."

Duo looked at him through the best puppy dog eyes he could manage, the ones that even made Heero relent. "Please?"

Wufei glared at him for a moment before sighing. "What exactly is this game?"

Duo squealed and jumped up and down, grabbing the chinaman's arm and dragging him to the kitchen. "Okay, the game is called Quarters. We each have a shot glass in front of us that'll be filled with drink--"

"Alcohol?"

"No silly! I wouldn't want to get you drunk!" Duo pulled out a bottle for Wufei that he had made 'special' for him earlier and handed it over. He had made sure to use Tequila so that there was no smell, and he had put it in orange juice to give it a nice flavor. He handed the bottle over. "Okay, this is yours. just plain simple orange juice." he almost snorted but continued with a straight face. "I have apple juice. Now, as I was saying, we each pour a shot in the glass and take turns trying to bounce a quarter off the table and into the shot glass. (a/n: not as easy as it sounds! Trust me!) If you make it, the other person has to take a shot, if you miss, you have to take a shot."

"And when does this game end?"

"Well, if we were drinking alcohol, the first one to pass out looses, but since its non alcoholic, just till we want to stop. It's just something to do to while away the time."

Duo smiled sweetly. "You can shoot first."

Wufei invariably made it, so Duo had to take a shot. Then Duo made it so Wufei had to take a shot. They both made it for the next six or seven shots and Duo was quite pleasantly buzzed, and Wufei was quite on his way to passed out drunk. The chinaman blinked blearily at Duo when he missed his next shot. "I thin' you put some fin in mah dink." He hiccoughed loudly and smiled.

"An' if I did?"

"Kisama."

Duo laughed and helped the Nataku pilot into the large room where the other pilots were. This was when his careful planning would come to fruitation. Wufei sat sprawled on the couch beside Trowa and Quatre, blinking blearily at them. Duo sat himself happily in his koi's lap and smiled beatifically at the Wing Zero pilot.

"What have you done, baka?" Heero asked calmly.

Duo gasped as if affronted, but broke down into feminine giggles. "Me an' Wuwu played Quarters."

Heero rolled his eyes and stood up, pulling the violet eyed boy with him. "Lets get you to bed then." He said on a sigh.

Duo grinned and pushed himself against his lover. "Oooo, sounds like fun! Lets go…put me to bed."

Heero rolled his eyes and dragged the braided one to their room, leaving a very inebriated boy with the other two. Quatre and Trowa shared a look before getting up as one and helping the inanely giggling boy into his bed.

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Wiccachic: okay….not that long, but I've been off the band wagon for a while….its mostly just to get everyone smiling….if people review I might just do a Wufei's Revenge story…whatever I'll probably just write one anyway!! So yeah, do what ever!

Ciao!!