Author's Note: Various things, various stories. First story up! Sasuke has gotten all the girls lining up for his kiss, and Naruto has something to do with it. Where will this story lead to? Read on and find out. Hints of SasuxNaru so people who do not read stories on BOY'S LOVE, beware!

Disclaimer: Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto. Only this fanficcie is mine.

Story 1 KISSES

The rising sun was greeted by a loud cheer that day. The news has spread quickly around the village of Konoha.

Uchiha Sasuke will be kissing the girls, if only they were willing, of course.

It's not like it was a sudden decision, Sasuke doesn't want to do things on an impulse. Truth to be told, he doesn't really want any form of kissing with anyone, at least not in a few more years (he is only thirteen after all); but that incident a few months back changed all that.

Which incident was it? Why, it's the time when Naruto has 'accidentally' kissed him on their first day as genins. Although there were no rampaging male hormones running amok that time, Sasuke still remembers that kiss quite well (as it was his first kiss). He thought that Naruto tasted like miso ramen. Could it be that kisses reflect something about the person whom you kissed, at least in their eating habits? Would he find that special someone whose kisses will leave him craving for more? He needed to find out soon or this will continue to bother him even during on his missions.

The girls have formed a long line, talking excitedly between themselves. But not all were amused by this development. Most of the boys have grouped together to witness this event. Lee was appalled to see Sakura standing first in line. Chouji consoled himself with some crackers when he saw that Ino was also there. Neji was mad to see his cousin Hanabi so early in the morning and was equally miffed at the sight of his older cousin Hinata (who was dragged along by her sister) in that roster. Shino was grumbling to his bugs while Kiba tried to restrain Akamaru when the dog wanted to join in. Shikamaru couldn't care less, preferring to laze about on the grass watching the clouds.

And Naruto? He was already busy with his daily exercise on the training grounds to worry about it. And although he heard the loud cheers a while back, his attention was wholly focused on his training and at the thought of kicking Sasuke's butt just in case they do fight in the future.

Back at the village, the kissing activity has already started beginning with Sakura.

"Too aggressive," Sasuke commented, then moved on to kiss Ino.

"Too rough," was his remark before moving on to the next girl in line.

Ten-ten's kiss was too bland.

Hanabi's was too cold.

Hinata's was too shy (she ran away even before Sasuke could kiss her).

He would have also commented on Tsunade-sama but restrained himself for fear of being thrown out of the village.

When midday rolled around, loud wails of despair could be heard throughout the village as Sasuke moved away from each and every girl that he kissed.

By this time, Naruto was walking back to the village to eat some ramen for lunch when he crossed paths with Sasuke. Sasuke have already kissed all the girls (or at least most of them, plus the Godaime, of course) but still he wasn't satisfied. He knows that he wanted something out from all those kisses but what it was he doesn't have a clue. And seeing Naruto has brought back the memory of their kiss (plus all the other kisses he just had) that he wanted to vent his frustration on the other boy.

Naruto barely avoided the fist thrown at him by Sasuke.

"What the hell? What's the matter with you, Sasuke?" he shouted.

"You! It's all your fault!" Sasuke said as he continued his attacks on Naruto.

"What have I done to you?" Naruto asked again. Not hearing any reply from Sasuke, he got mad and began to fight back in earnest. He found his chance to deliver a knockout punch on Sasuke but he tripped on a rock instead, sending both of them sprawling on the ground.

Sasuke was shocked to find Naruto on top of him with their lips bumping each other and would have gone berserk if not for the sweet taste of the other boy's mouth. This kiss is different this time and he finds that this kiss left him wanting for more that he couldn't help but lick the other boy's lips one more time.

"Umm, Naruto," Sasuke began, feeling a blush rising on his cheeks. "Your lips tasted sweet today."

"Oh that," said Naruto. "It's because I was eating this. Go ahead, try and taste some of these little chocolates called Kisses."

Afterword: My first venture on Naruto fanficdom... don't be so rough on me, reviewers! But I do hope that you like it, and write your views and comments after.