south park christmas
(theme music)
christmas eve
cartman: kyle im sorry for everything i did to you
kyle:i dont beleive that, your just saying that so you can get off the naughty list
stan: ya cartman you do this every year
kenny:(muffled voice) ya and your always making fun of me
to you sholdn't get anything for christmas
cartman: uh!... that wasn't very nice either (starts crying)
butters: hey what are you doing guys
stan: cartmans pretending to be nice again
kyle: ya like he does every year and his mom actually believes it
cartman: fine maybe i should celebrate hannukah
kyle: your not jewish
cartman: ya but 8 days of presents that would be sweet and i dont have to be good
kyle: cartman all you ever care about is getting stuff you would probably try to get a present for the fourth of july and if your mom didnt get you one you would start crying
stan: ya fat boy
butters:why do you keep being mean to cartman
stan:butters he's mean to u all the time
kyle: and do you remember the whole thing with chitulu
butters: ya he killed justin beiber luckily chitulu brought him back
stan: and kenny killed chitulu
kenny: ya i did
cartman: yeah srry about sending u to a dark ablovian
kyle: apology not accepted
cartman: yah what ever im gonna get a terrance and phillip action figure and your not
kyle: thats because your just going to keep crying until you get it
cartman: ya and it works
stan: kenny watch out theres are car
kyle: it just turned be careful kenny you could have gotten hit
kenny: (muffled) whoa that was close
kyle: butters your parents are coming
butters: oh no i forgot to feed my fish
mr. stotch: lieapold butters stotch your grounded go to your room right now mr.
butters: yes sir
cartman: ha ha butters got in trouble
kyle: i hope you dont get anything for christmas cartman
christmas day
cartman: mom wake up its christmas
leanne cartman: eric were going to grandmas house for dinner ok
cartman: but why i hate grandma
leanne cartman: eric cartman your going to have dinner at your grandmothers house an you will respect her
cartman: or we could open presents and i could eat cheesy poofs and mock my friends with my toys
mr. kitty: meaowww!
cartman: shut mr. kitty mr. kitties a bad kitty
leanne cartman: ok then we go to grandmas
cartman: ok
cartman: yay i cant wait to open my terrance and phillip action figures
cartman: wait this is a justin bieber cd ( starts crying)
cartman: this isn't what i wanted
leanne cartman: well if your going to be mean about it, you were going to get the action figures but ill just give them to kenny
leanne cartman : here you go kenny merry christmas
kenny: thx mrs. cartman im gonna go show stan and kyle
kyle: WATCH OUT!
stan: santa your gonna hit kenny!
santa: OH OH NO
kyle: OH MY GOD! you killed kenny
stan: YOU BASTARD
cartman: yay i can can get my action figures back
(cartman singing "kenny got ran over by a reindeer")
leanne cartman: i dont think so kyle do you want the action figures
cartman:!
the end
ps. santa was charged with first degree murder and sentenced to 1,000000000000000000000,00000000,000000,0000,0000,000 in prison btw he was drinking and flying Dont drink and fly because someone could die