Chapter 1:[The duel monsters gang is having a mini tournament in Kaiba's
Mansion to celebrate the end of the school year. It's currently the semi
finals of the tournament, with Kaiba against Malik, and Bakura against
Yugi.]
YamiYugi: I play the Dark Magician! Yami (only way he could have done well) Bakura: Change of heart! Now, Dark Magician, attack Yugi's life points! YamiYugi: Good try Bakura, but I had the spellbinding circle on the field! Now it's my turn and I remove spellbinding circle and attack your life points directly! (So blah blah Yugi wins, Malik beats Kaiba, and Malik beats Yugi because one of the rules for the tournament finals is no Yamis, and Yugi sooo can't duel without Yami.) Malik: Oh ya! Kaiba: So Yugi, you're not invincible after all... Malik: (Between whoops of joy) you lose! All the god cards is mine and I can now rule the worl- Tea: Malik! Snap out of it! This isn't Battle City! You're gonna go Yami if you don't calm down! Malik: (Breathing heavily, concern freshly covering his face.) Sorry... I still need to work on controlling him. Kaiba: If you hadn't kept MY rod, you wouldn't have a Yami problem. Malik: Yes, but you would. Kaiba: (Giving his cut-through-stones-scowl) At least I don't- Joey: Guys stop it! The only ones who start fights around here are me and Tristan. Tea: Joey's right. Well half right.
[So they finish at Kaiba's and are walking down to the Kame shop (Yugi's Grampa's game shop.) When Isis has a vision.]
Isis: Oh no. Yugi, tell the pharaoh that there are two new millenium Items. A shield and a sword. What powers could they posses, and were could they be located? Malik: (Holds up his millenium rod and shakes it around, acting as though it was an obvious idea.)Hello? Isis: No brother, that will only work after the Items are found, and by then it may be too late. We do not know the extent of these new Item's powers. Your Item may not work. Yugi: Yami says he never heard of a shield and sword... Is it possible that someone discovered the Items after Yami died, and then created new ones with new or combined powers? Malik: Combine? Someone could have more then one Yami? Isis: I never thought of that. Yami Bakura: Fed-ex me. Rest of the group: What?!? Yami Bakura: Fed-ex my Ring to Egypt. I'll find the Items and bring them back. Tea: Why should we trust you? YamiYugi: Because you're sending my Puzzle with him. Stop protesting aibou. It will only be for a few days. Kaiba: But if you go, how will you be able to do anything without your aibou's bodies? You won't be able to pick up the Items, let alone mail yourselves back and bring the new Items with you. Malik: Good point Kaiba. Which is why we're using your money to get us there. (He began to fiddle with his millenium rod and moved his fingers as if he was itching to use the Item.) Isis: No brother. My vision did not show us finding the Items. And if you use your Rod, you might not be able to control your Yami. Malik: Must you always spoil my fun? Joey: (Whispering to Kaiba) Poor you. Now you'll never know how fun it is to be controlled by a maniac. Malik: (Pointing his Rod at Joey) I heard that. Kaiba: (Scrunching up his face as if struggling to spit out the words) M- Malik's right. We'll fly to Egypt in my jet and find the Items. Then we'll replace them with fake Items. Tristan: Ya! That will work! Then Isis' vision will have been real. Joey: Then we're of to Egypt! YamiBakura: Can you still fed-ex me? Tea: We should stick together... Joey: We're of the post-office! YamiYugi: I should go with him... YamiBakura: I wouldn't go anywhere. If my Ring were to leave Ryou for to long, the shock could put him in a coma. YamiYugi: I repeat, I should go with him. Tea: You don't need to, Yugi would miss you. Besides, Yami Bakura and Ryou need each other. Isis: You must stay with him when we arrive in Cairo, if he is allowed to stray, he may resume grave robbing and curse us all. Joey: Great! Then it's of to Fed-ex in Egypt!
YamiYugi: I play the Dark Magician! Yami (only way he could have done well) Bakura: Change of heart! Now, Dark Magician, attack Yugi's life points! YamiYugi: Good try Bakura, but I had the spellbinding circle on the field! Now it's my turn and I remove spellbinding circle and attack your life points directly! (So blah blah Yugi wins, Malik beats Kaiba, and Malik beats Yugi because one of the rules for the tournament finals is no Yamis, and Yugi sooo can't duel without Yami.) Malik: Oh ya! Kaiba: So Yugi, you're not invincible after all... Malik: (Between whoops of joy) you lose! All the god cards is mine and I can now rule the worl- Tea: Malik! Snap out of it! This isn't Battle City! You're gonna go Yami if you don't calm down! Malik: (Breathing heavily, concern freshly covering his face.) Sorry... I still need to work on controlling him. Kaiba: If you hadn't kept MY rod, you wouldn't have a Yami problem. Malik: Yes, but you would. Kaiba: (Giving his cut-through-stones-scowl) At least I don't- Joey: Guys stop it! The only ones who start fights around here are me and Tristan. Tea: Joey's right. Well half right.
[So they finish at Kaiba's and are walking down to the Kame shop (Yugi's Grampa's game shop.) When Isis has a vision.]
Isis: Oh no. Yugi, tell the pharaoh that there are two new millenium Items. A shield and a sword. What powers could they posses, and were could they be located? Malik: (Holds up his millenium rod and shakes it around, acting as though it was an obvious idea.)Hello? Isis: No brother, that will only work after the Items are found, and by then it may be too late. We do not know the extent of these new Item's powers. Your Item may not work. Yugi: Yami says he never heard of a shield and sword... Is it possible that someone discovered the Items after Yami died, and then created new ones with new or combined powers? Malik: Combine? Someone could have more then one Yami? Isis: I never thought of that. Yami Bakura: Fed-ex me. Rest of the group: What?!? Yami Bakura: Fed-ex my Ring to Egypt. I'll find the Items and bring them back. Tea: Why should we trust you? YamiYugi: Because you're sending my Puzzle with him. Stop protesting aibou. It will only be for a few days. Kaiba: But if you go, how will you be able to do anything without your aibou's bodies? You won't be able to pick up the Items, let alone mail yourselves back and bring the new Items with you. Malik: Good point Kaiba. Which is why we're using your money to get us there. (He began to fiddle with his millenium rod and moved his fingers as if he was itching to use the Item.) Isis: No brother. My vision did not show us finding the Items. And if you use your Rod, you might not be able to control your Yami. Malik: Must you always spoil my fun? Joey: (Whispering to Kaiba) Poor you. Now you'll never know how fun it is to be controlled by a maniac. Malik: (Pointing his Rod at Joey) I heard that. Kaiba: (Scrunching up his face as if struggling to spit out the words) M- Malik's right. We'll fly to Egypt in my jet and find the Items. Then we'll replace them with fake Items. Tristan: Ya! That will work! Then Isis' vision will have been real. Joey: Then we're of to Egypt! YamiBakura: Can you still fed-ex me? Tea: We should stick together... Joey: We're of the post-office! YamiYugi: I should go with him... YamiBakura: I wouldn't go anywhere. If my Ring were to leave Ryou for to long, the shock could put him in a coma. YamiYugi: I repeat, I should go with him. Tea: You don't need to, Yugi would miss you. Besides, Yami Bakura and Ryou need each other. Isis: You must stay with him when we arrive in Cairo, if he is allowed to stray, he may resume grave robbing and curse us all. Joey: Great! Then it's of to Fed-ex in Egypt!