The Mighty Saiyan...GIRL?
Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN DBZ!
A/N: Hellooo there !^-^ This is my second fanfic and my very first Dragonball Z one!:D my first was an Eclare story so if ur an Eclare fan...READ IT..:P this is gonna be a long Fic so prepare yourself :]
Chibi Trunks: Haha! Yeah this is gonna be awesome!
Chibi Goten: Hey! Why do YOU always get to start the A/N's?
Trunks: Because I'm older...and a cuter chibi!
Goten: NUH UH! I'm WAY CUTER!
Trunks: Sure Goten, whatever floats your boat.
Goten: What boat? I don't see a boat.
Trunks: *facepalm* NO YOU IDIOT IT'S JUST AN EXPRESSION!
Goten: An..express...wha?
Trunks: Your so stupid Goten.
Goten: AM NOT.
Trunks: ARE TOO
Goten: No! *tackles Trunks*
*Sounds of stuff breaking and crashing*
Fluffy: Uhh...sorry..about that..Enjoy the Fic! *CRASH* HEY WHATCH WHERE YOUR THROWING THOSE KI BLASTS! ... ^-^
Chapter 1: A typical morning at the Sons and Briefs.
Sons:
Chi-Chi sighed as she gently removed her husbands strong arms off her. Quietly getting up she headed down stairs to make breakfast for her boys. 'Lets see...I forgot to go shopping yesterday but I might have enough to keep them full until lunch.' As she began her usual work in the kitchen (wear she usually was) The Son boys were beginning to wake.
"Psssst. Gohan. Hey..Gooohaaann!" Son Goten whispered into his older brothers ears. Son Gohan was spread on his bed in his Kami boxers, lying in the famous "Goku sleeping pose" snoring REALLY loud. Goten poked his brothers chest, wearing his cute long sleeve purple pjs.
Gohan mumbled in his sleep. "Hehe no Videl don't do that..heeee stop that tickles!" He said giggling and turning his back on Goten. Goten let out an exasperated sigh. Ever since his brother met Videl, he'd been acting strange. Like almost every night he'd wake him up because he'd moan and groan in his sleep and always mumble her name. Goten rolled his eyes and jumped on his bed sitting directly in front of him.
"Gohan!" he whispered a little louder. Gohan smiled innocently and sighed in his dream. "Boy he must be having a good dream.." Goten thought. "Maybe I should let him sleep" he said scratching his head. "Nahh!" Goten smiled his Son smile.
Now floating directly above Gohan, Goten lowered his face near Gohans ear. "Ok now I'll try one more time!" Goten said and sucked in a big breath and closed his eyes. "GOHAN! WAKE! UP!" his voice shattered the windows and shook the room. Downstairs Chi-Chi sighed in annoyance. Opening his eyes, Goten saw his brother was now on the floor, wide-eyed and PISSED.
"What the hell Goten! What's this all about?" his brother said slowly getting off the floor, blinking away his sleep. Goten lowered himself on the bed and looked down nervously.
"Mommy said not to use bad words Gohan." Goten said, pouting.
Sighing, Gohan sat next to his younger brother on his bed. "Look, sorry for yelling at you Goten, I was just...kinda upset you woke me, it's really early and I was having a pretty nice dream."
Goten's head shot up. "What were you dreaming about? I heard you saying Videl's name a lot! Come on tell me tell me! Where you dreaming about Videl? Why was she tickling you? Goten said jumping up and down the bed.
Gohan turned a bright crimson and laughed nervously, scratching the back of his head. "Uh..well you see..I..Uh..duh..HEY! You never told me why you came to wake me up. It's only 6:35." Gohan said.
"Oh yeah!" Goten said nervously. "See..I Uh..kinda..peed in my bed..so I was wondering if I could sleep with you." Goten said looking at his toes.
Gohan scrunched up his nose in disgust. "You PEED your pants and now your sitting on my bed?" he said picking up his brother and placing him on the floor.
Goten crossed his arms. "Yeah but I changed my pjs! All I need is a bed to sleep in until I mommy washes mine." Gohan said getting back on the bed. Gohan sighed. 'I can't let him sleep here, not with these dreams I'm having. If Goten hears anything, he's surly going to tell Trunks and Trunks has a BIG mouth, which he can't seem to keep shut. Goten would probably tell Videl. Ohhhh he'd never hear the end of it if it got out to everyone, especially VEGETA.' Gohan shook his head. "No Goten, your just going to have to sleep on your floor. Grab a blanket and pillow and go to sleep." Gohan said lying back down on his bed.
"What! Gohan that's not fair! You get a comfy ol' bed and I get the dumb ol' floor!" Goten said crossing his arms and pouting.
"I'm sorry Goten, maybe you shouldn't have peed your bed." Gohan said turning his back on his brother.
"FINE! But I'M telling Videl you had a dreams where you were moaning and stuff and you kept saying her name! Oh and that she was tickling you!" Goten said hoping off the bed and walking towards the door.
"Goten you'd BETTER NOT!" Gohan said sitting up.
Goten turned around with his hands behind his head, grinning like a fool. "I will! Then I'll tell Trunks and VEGETA and Bulma and mommy and daddy and Krillin AND...everyone!" Goten said sticking out his tongue.
Gohan jumped off his bed. "No you won't!" he said running towards Goten. Goten shouted and ran out the room. After chasing each other and destroying the upstairs of the house, Goten went Super and kicked Gohan "by accident".
"Hey! Goten!" Gohan said rubbing his face. He then went super and chased Goten AGAIN. But this time they were fighting. Chi-Chi shook her head. 'What are they doing? The whole HOUSE is shaking.' Son Goku was now scratching his head at the scene in front of him. "What? Why is everything so messy? Man did I do that?" Goku opened his eyes really big. "Oh man Chi-Chi's gonna KILL ME!" Just then his two sons burst into the room, still punching and kicking the hell out of each other.
Looking up Goku sighed. "Guys!" he shouted. The boys ignored there father. Goten gathered up a KI blast and shot it at Gohan, who dodged and it hit the tv. Goku shook his head. "GUYS!" he said louder. Nothing. Goku sighed and jumped off his bed, grabbing the two by the hair. "Guys! What is the meaning of this? Chi-Chi's gonna blame me for all this and she might make me clean all this up!" Goku said putting the boys down. Goten and Gohan looked at each other and shrugged. They changed back into they're normal forms.
"Sorry dad, Goten was just being a pain." Gohan said crossing his arms.
"Hey was not!" Goten said shouting in defense. Goku sighed and watched as the two began to argue.
Just then, Chi-Chi stormed up the stairs. "Gohan! Goten! What is the...the..oh my.." Chi-Chi said fainting at the sight of the scene. Goku gasped and ran towards his wife, kneeling at her side.
"Chi-Chi! Oh man, you'd think she'd be used to this by now! Goten get some water! Gohan come here and help me!" Goten began to panic and ran into the door. While Gohan and Goku kneeled beside Chi-Chi trying to get her to wake up.
Well, that was a typical morning at the Sons. Now. If it was chaos HERE, I cant imagine how it's like at the Briefs. Well? Let's find out. ^-~*
Briefs: Trunks Briefs was sneaking out of his room, and heading towards his parents. 'Oh man, that was a scary dream.' Trunks thought quietly tip-toeing into his parents room, slipping under their covers. After a few peaceful hours, Vegeta rolled over and grabbed onto Trunks. Trunks muffled a laugh as Vegeta began to coo.
"Mmm, morning blue locks." he said stroking his cheek. Trunks looked over at his mom who was dead asleep.
"mm." Trunks replied.
Vegeta pulled Trunks closer to his body. "Sleep well?" he asked. Trunks opened his eyes wide when he realized his father wasn't wearing anything.
"I..Uh." Trunks stammered. Vegeta frowned.
"Bulma?" Opening his eyes he didn't see his goddess. No, he saw his BRAT. "What the..? TRUNKS!" he roared. Trunks yelped and grabbed onto his mom. Bulma stirred around before sitting up looking at the scene in front of her.
"What? Trunks sweetie what are your doing here?" she said looking down at her son who was clinging to her arm. He was shaking with fear, looking straight at his father, who looked like he was going to snap his sons neck. Then looking down once more, she realized she wasn't wearing a bra. Or a shirt. Or anything. Gasping she hid under the covers, shaking Trunks off her. "TRUNKS! GET! OUT!" she yelled. Poor Trunks scrambled out of there as fast as he could. His fathers wrath was pretty scary but If you add that with his moms it makes a TERRIFYING combo.
"Ugh, well that sucked. Let's see, I'm starving." he said to himself.
Walking to the kitchen he sat down and waited for the chef bot. After a few minutes he remembered his mom had disabled all the aid bots for an upgrade. "Ohh man! Mom and Dad are pretty mad, and they probably wont be down for a while. Who's gonna make me FOOD!" he wailed. Sighing he slid off his seat and walked into the gigantic kitchen. "Ok..fine. I'll make my own breakfast! How about...Pancakes!" he said walking to the huge pantry. Looking up he saw the pancake mix on the very top shelf. Floating up to the top he grabbed the mix and flew over to the fridge to grab the milk and eggs. Now sitting on the counter he mixed in the flour and milk. "Ok...now 2 eggs." He said picking up the eggs. "So..what do I just put them in the bowl like this?" Trunks shrugged his shoulders and threw in the two whole eggs. Mashing the shells and the mix he stirred for a few minutes. "The chef bot always adds cool stuff in my pancakes." Trunks said walking to the pantry and grabbing some random stuff. "Haha I guess these will do!" he said dumping the unknown items into the mix. Frowning he walked up to the stove. "Now how do I turn this on?" he said turning on the knob. Nothing happened. He tried again. Nothing happened. "Aaugh! Stupid thing!" he said throwing a blast at the stove.
Upstairs Bulma heard a loud crash. "Uh..Vegeta...maybe we should go see what he's doing..." Bulma said getting dressed.
"Pfft. Let the brat do whatever. If were lucky might blow himself up." Vegeta said lounging in the huge bed.
"VEGETA!" Bulma shouted in annoyance.
"Just go back to sleep woman." he said turning his back on her.
Sighing Bulma got back in the bed. "Fine. But if ANYTHING happens to him YOUR sleeping on the couch tonight."
Back downstairs Trunks coughed and waved the smoke away from his face. "Shoot. I'm in Sooo much trouble!" he said looking at the now screwed up stove. "Oh hey! I turned it on!" he yelled in success. " Pouring 5 little lumpy pancakes into the pan and setting it on the highest setting, he left the kitchen and went to the phone, dialing a number he knew by heart. The other line was picked up on the first ring. ''Hello?''
It was Goten.
"Hey Goten whats up?" he smiled into the phone. Talking to his best friend always got him in a good mood. ''I got in trouble this morning.'' Goten said.
"Haha me too! What did YOU do?" he laughed. Just when Goten was about to answer, Trunks smelled something burning. "Uh oh. Goten I gotta go. Tell me later when were training with our dads today ok? Bye!" he hung up and dashed into the kitchen. The smoke was coming from the pancakes. "Aw man!" he yelled turning off the stove and placing the pancakes into a plate. "Ew yuck." he moaned. They were all severely burnt on one side and barely cooked on the other. "I guess I gotta throw em' away..." he sighed. Grreewwoolllll, his stomach growled. Trunks moaned and put his hands on his tummy. "But I'm so hungry!" he groaned. Looking at the pancakes, he shrugged his shoulders and took a bite...
Bulma now heard an even LOUDER crash. "Vegeta get off your lazy ass and come downstairs with me! He might have destroyed the entire downstairs!" she said hopping into her nightgown and throwing boxers and a t-shirt at him.
"Grrr, fine woman. But I'm going to strangle him for disturbing my slumber." he said slipping on his clothes. Walking downstairs they gasped at the mess in front of them. There was smoke and smoke stains everywhere and the stove was ruined. Something that supposedly looked like batter was all over the counters and tables. And on the floor was a sick looking Trunks.
"My baby!" Bulma shouted rushing to her son.
"What the? Look what he did to the KITCHEN!" Vegeta shouted walking around the room.
"Trunks honey. Open your eyes! Don't scare mommy now!" she said shaking her son.
Trunks slowly opened his eyes. "Wha...oh hey there Mom..hehe your hair..it's..YELLOW? Wow! What did you dooooo?" he shouted pointing at her head. Looking around he saw his father. Gasping he shouted. "Hey who lit daddy on fire? Oh no! DADDY! I'LL SAVE YOU!" he shouted running jaggedly to the sink and grabbing a bowl. Once it was filled with water he flew to his dad. "IM COMING DADDY!" he yelled.
"What? WHAT THE HELL? Trunks! Stay away! AHHHH!" Vegeta shouted, now soaking wet. Trunks sighed in relief and hugged his dad. "Don't worry daddy, your safe now."
Vegeta shook with anger. "Trunks...I'm..going..to KILL.-" he was cut off when his son bounced away singing.
"I believe I can fly! I believe I can touch the skyyyyy! Alll I wanted was a chicken WANG! but I got shot in my ding ga ling! So I punched there faces! And now there dead! WOOT!" he said doing the moonwalk and grabbing his crotch.
"Uh..Bulma? What the heck is wrong with him? What's he on?" Vegeta said watching his son make out with a spoon.
"I don't know Vegeta! He's..." Bulma squinted her eyes at the pile of nasty looking pancakes on the floor. "Oh my god. Vegeta I think he might have made himself breakfast." she said picking up the half burnt half uncooked pancakes.
Vegeta sniffed one. "Did he..? Did he put ALCOHOL in them?" Vegeta ranted. "Those were MINE!"
Bulma shook her head. "Honestly Vegeta I don't know WHAT he put in them, those so much crap in em'!" Then Trunks began to yell at the spoon he was previously kissing.
"HOW COULD YOU? AFTER ALL THESE MINUTES YOU DECIDED TO CHEAT ON ME WITH...MR FORK? WHY! WHY?" he cried flinging the spoon at a window, shattering it. Crying hysterically, he crawled into a ball on the floor. "Why? Spoonita! I looooved youuu!" he sobbed. Grabbing the fork, he bent it so hard it snapped in two. "Die! DIE !" Laughing like a mad man he threw the fork at the same window he threw Spoonita at.
"Woman, control the boy before he breaks his heart again, or anything ELSE" Vegeta said throwing away the "mystery pancakes". Bulma grabbed Trunks who was making a bracelet out of bananas.
"Mom! I was busy! Where are you taking me? Hey! Hey! I don wana go in my room! AHHH!" he cried as Bulma locked the door to his room. As she walked down stairs she heard him shout through the door. "THIS IS MAD! YOULL NEVER GET ME! I WON'T TALK! I HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT! YOU HERE ME!" Bulma sighed as she and Vegeta began to clean his mess.
"Idiot isn't smart enough to know he can just BLAST down the door." Vegeta mumbled. After 30 minutes of screaming and singing, it was utterly quiet in house.
"Kami FINALLY! I thought he'd NEVER shut up!" Vegeta cried opening his door. "Trunks! Wake up! Were going to train with Kakkarot and his brat!" he said kicking his son.
"Ungh...my head hurts dad! Why did you kick me." he said moaning and rubbing his head.
"Because you deserve it after what you did. Now get your training gear on and meet me and Kakkarot at our training grounds. I expect you to be there no longer than 30 minutes you here me? Bring Kakkarot's brat with you." Vegeta said flying out of Trunks' window.
Hahahaha so not a very nice morning at the Briefs either huh? Well just you wait next chapter they're going to meet a very SPECIAL new friend(:
So? Did you like? Hate? REVIEW PLEASE! I've already written the next chapter but I won't post until I get 5 or 6 reviews! Oh and feel free to suggest any ideas! (p.s WHO DO YOU THINK IS A CUTER CHIBI? Goten or Trunks?) TRUKNS FTW! :D
Muchies Love, Fluffy99