Ballad To Starscream--WE LOVE YOU PLENOPTIC!!
Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to leave because I'd go berserk?
Well
You left me anyhow and then the days got worse and worse and now you see I've gone completely out of of my mind.
And
.
They're coming to take me away Ha Ha
They're coming to take me away Ho Ho Hee Hee Ha Ha
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away Ha Ha!
.
You thought it was a joke and so you laughed
You laughed
When I had said that losing you would make me flip my lid
Right?!
I know you laughed, I heard you laugh,
You laughed and laughed and laughed and then you left but now you know I'm utterly mad.
And
.
They're coming to take me away, Ha Ha
They're coming to take me away Ho Ho Hee Hee Ha Ha
To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds and basketweavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're coming to take me away Ha Ha
.
I cooked your food I cleaned your house
And this is how you pay me back for all my kind unselfish loving deeds
Huh?!
Well you just wait they'll find you yet and when they do they'll put you in the ASPCA
you mangy mutt!
And
.
They're coming to take me away Ha Ha
They're coming to take me away Ho Ho Hee Hee Ha Ha
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away Ha Ha!
.
They're coming to take me away, Ha Ha
They're coming to take me away Ho Ho Hee Hee Ha Ha
To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds and basketweavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're coming to take me away Ha Ha
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