I'MMMM back! I would like to thank the people who read my stories and the people who made anime/manga. I made up this story while I was roaming around the net. This is my first Naruto story! WAI! Now, on with the story!
Sasuke: Why are we here?
Sakura: Yeah, why ARE we here?
Naruto: RAMEN!
Me: Because of the story. You people are in it. But in the first chapter Sasuke and Kakashi aren't in it.
Kakashi: WHY? I wanna see Sakura in green hair!
Sakura: Shut up you perveted sensai.
Kakashi: Ouch, that hurt. -puts hand on heart-
Gai: Stop being a baby.
Me: On with the story!
Disclaimer: -sniffle- Unfortunately, I do not own Naruto. If I did, Rock Lee's eyebrows wouldn't be THAT bushy. No offence to Lee lovers.
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Chapter 1: Green Blossom
It was a beautiful day in the Leaf Village. All was well, no danger was near, Kakashi was...well you know what he was doing. But what was wrong was...Sakura's hair was GREEN!
"Sakura, what happened to your hair?" asked Naruto, staring at Sakura's hair while eating his ramen.
"Well...this is my natural hair colour, Naruto," replied Sakura, red from embarrasement. Nobody knew about this, not even Ino. She had hid this from everyone because she thought they would laugh at her and tease her about it.(A/N:I don't hate Sakura, but this was the first thing that came into my mind!)
"How come you never told the gang about this? Nobody would've laughed -coughexceptKakashicough-," Naruto was confused. He thought he was her bestfriend! Well, aside from Sasuke.
"Well, you see...my favourite colour isn't exactly green, and it clashes with my outfit," replied Sakura. She hated explaining things. Especially to Naruto. Why couldn't Naruto act like Sasuke? Then he would be smart, and eat ramen like a normal person(I eat ramen like that too! So I'm not actually dissing him). Then suddenly, in dismay, Rock Lee showed up.
"SAKURAAAAAA!" shouted Lee, "Look what I got for you!" Everybody looked at the flowers that were in his hands.
"Blossoms, thank you Lee..." thanked Sakura. I wonder why he didn't notice my hair? Thought Sakura. She began eating her ramen.(Just pretend she ordered ramen).
Suddenly, Lee's eyes bulged. He stayed like that for an hour.Then finally, he spoke.
"Sakura, what happened to you HAIR?" exclaimed Lee, then he spoke in a charming voice -coughnotcough-"Not that I hate you like this, I still love you."
Naruto and Sakura sweatdropped. How can anyone be so, so well, I don't know! they both thought. They continued eating their ramen like nothing happened. Naruto was busily ordering more ramen, Sakura was thinking of dying her hair pink again, but thought about changing it to dark blue. Then maybe Sasuke would notice her. Or Kakashi would start laughing at her. And Ino teasing her.
"Arghhhh! Can't take it anymore! Naruto, What colour should I dye my hair!" Exploded Sakura. Silence. Silence for about 10 minutes. Another 10 minutes. Then another. And another.
"I know!" Naruto suddenly said, "You should dye your hair blonde! Like me!" Sakura looked at him like he had a problem. Lee fainted.
Then Itachi popped out of nowhere and said,"You should dye it orange." and he disappeared. After 5 minutes, Lee woke up and dusted himself off.
"Well, I must be going. Gai-sensai is going to worry about me! Love ya Sakura, bye Naruto!"
"Naruto, it is getting dark. I think I should be getting home. See you tomorrow!" so Sakura left leaving poor Naruto thinking about dying his hair pink.
Poor Naruto-kun! I feel so sorry for him. But I wouldn't dye my hair blonde. It doesn't look good on me.
Sakura: Wow, I didn't know dying hair could be so evil.
Naruto: Pink or blonde, pink or blonde, pink or blonde...-hides in corner of room-
Sasuke: -Reads script for next chapter- No way am I saying this! -points to "I WUV RAMEN"-
Me: You are going to read it or else you have to spend 2 hours with Lee in that room -points to room that is only 3 metres wide and 4 metres high-
Sasuke: NOOOO!
Me: So, please review. You see that bottom that says go? press that!