Summary: One day (today) I decided to sleep over at my cousin's house (she wishes to remain unanimous.) I was reading a warriors fanfiction and she said "Can I join a warriors clan? Lets just say I read them" so I was like "Ok what clan did Rusty join?" and she was like "Multiple choice." So I said "thunder clan, river clan, wind clan, or shadowclan." And she said "None of the above." And I was like "it was one of em!'' and she said "ummm River Clan." So I said "no thunder clan!'' so she said "NO! Im writing my own!'' So I decided to share this story that she wrote.
Rusty was a small furry animal. Then all of a sudden, a small voice inside of his head told him to join the river clan so he did. Butt it was like a fraternity so he had to drink 2 gallons of water to join. So he did. Then he got a girlfriend. Her name was Butt. See, rusty found out from a mutual friend in the fraternity that Butt's father was filthy rich. So he proposed to Butt. She said yes and they had 8 kids, and no money. Then Butts dad croaked. And left them 28 million dollars. So the cats walked on the cat walk 'cos they had 28 million dollars. Now that rusty was rich, he opened his eyes and saw that Butt was ugly….Buttugly. So he took all their money and asked for a divorce. Then he went back to the River Clan fraternity and partyed. Then rusty joined golds gym and got buff so he got on the football team. He was a first string #1 tackler. So he became pouplar. Soon, everyone wanted 2 date him. But Butt went on the Jerry Springers show and proved that Rusty was the daddy to her 8 kids. Then Rusty won a title with his football team. But then he got frisked in an ally and broke both of his legs. So this ended his football career. But then he joined the Pingpong team with Forest Gump and Spiderman. Claweyclaw, the social worker, forced Rusty to give his money so Butt could put braces on her 8 kids, Butt II, Butt III, Butt IV, Butt V, Shingles, Armpit, and Ipod. Then Rusty blew all his money and career by drinking alcohol because he never went through the D.A.R.E program. Then he moved to a trailer and got married to Claweyclaw. And they had 1 kid named Aprilmay. (haha u butt!) Aprilmay moved to masschuchets and is now a successful rapper at a local club.
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