Who's Line is it Anyway?
Chapter 1: This Wig is Rigged.
Yami: Hello! Welcome to… Oh, Crap I know this!
Ryou: "Who's Line is it anyway?"
Yami: Oh, yeah! That's what it was! Hehe We really need to get one of those weird script-computer-reading things…Those are the best. I don't even have to memorize anything! I can just read!
Seto: Ugh, this day will last forever. Okay, let me clear some things up for all you people. This is the show with no scripts, no points, and absolutely no respect for the smarter part of humanity. Kinda like the puppet shows Yami has during commercial breaks.
Yami: -Doesn't realize that was an insult- Next time the Potato Man gets lost in the store!
Ryou: Ummm…Wasn't that an insult?
Malik: Be quiet, I like were this is going.
Seto: Well, let's get this over with.
Yami: Right! Welcome to "Who's Line is it Anyway?" Today we have… Ryou Bakura! -Audience claps-
Ryou: -Smiles and waves-
Yami: Seto Kiaba! -Audience cheers-
Seto: Tries to hide smile by folding his arms-
Yami: He's kind shy; but he'll be okay once we start insulting me. Malik Ishtar! -Audience claps-
Malik: -Waves- Hello, my loyal fans! Mwahahahahahhaaaa!
Yami: Okay…Joey Wheeler! -Audience claps-
Joey: -Smiles and mouths "Call me!" while making signal.
Yami: Yeah! And our special guest for today…Anzu Mazaki!
Anzu: -Walks onto stage, waves, smiles, and bows-
Yami: And of course yours truly. All right, our first game will be…I--- Really don't know what it's called. But I'll pick a topic out of this custom-made wig of my hair and they'll try and act it out. If I suddenly become smart enough to say something I will but…I'll probably just sit here and be a host. Seto! Will You come and pick a topic!
Seto: -Scoffs and goes to pick a topic. He picks one and he gets a weird look on his face…O.o Yeah! That's the one!- "The funniest names for a Limo driver."
Yami: -Smile and thinks: 'I'm so happy I rigged that thing'-
Seto: -Shrugs and imitates a gay man's voice- Okay, Georgio, like let's go to the…ummm…Barber then we'll go to the mall. Our clothes are about to be SO five minutes ago.
-Buzzer-
Ryou: Let's go Batman!
-Buzzer-
Joey: All right, Crackhead…To the pizza store!
-Buzzer-
Malik: Dracula where'd we get this juice again?
-Buzzer-
Anzu: Your sure your name is Lindsey Lohan?
-Buzzer-
Yami: -Laughs- Okay! Ryou, you choose a topic.
Ryou: -Chooses a topic from the wig. Looks surprised- "Things you might say after being in a coma for…Erm, how long were you in a coma for?" I was in a coma for six weeks.
Yami: Haha. -Shifty eyes-
Ryou: Oh…You're my girlfriend aren't you? -Under his breath- I should've stayed in a coma.
-Buzzer-
Joey: O-M-G! Look magical flying devise! It looks lot like the planes we had back in my time…Six weeks ago…
-Buzzer-
Malik: You can't tell me black isn't still a cool colour!
-Buzzer-
Anzu: So do you still have peaches here?
-Buzzer-
Seto: What! You never found my legs! Why don't you just rip my head off! -Runs away crying-
-Buzzer-
Yami: Okay Jo, your turn!
Joey: -Picks a topic from the custom-made-wig-of-Yami's-Hair- "Reasons people might call you a dog."
-Looks at crowd…Unlike the others he still hasn't figured out the wig is rigged.-Call me a dog will you! I'll lick your face off!
-Buzzer-
Joey: What'd I say?
Malik: What was that? I was too busy looking for my bowl…It has my name on it!
-Buzzer-
Anzu: -Starts barking- Hold on a second while I go chase that cat!
-Buzzer-
Seto: -In a girl-like voice while skipping circles on the stage- Oh! Look at me! I've got a dog's name! I can barley speak English! I'll do anything you tell me to!
-Buzzer-
Joey: I do not have a dog's name…It's a gerbil's.
Ryou: What I can't go to the party! -Whines like a dog and does puppy eyes-
Crowd: Awwwwwww.
-Buzzer-
Yami: -Grins evilly- Malik would you pick our next topic?
Malik: I hope you know that all of us… Except for Joey of course…
Joey: -Looks around- Someone call me? -Starts panting like a dog-
Malik: -Shakes head in disapproval- Well, anyway, We all ready know this thing is rigged.
Crowd: -Gasps- No Way!
Malik: -Eye twitches- Yes, rigged! It's all a set up!
Yami: Okay, Malik, just finish the show.
Malik: -chooses last topic and gets a sick look on his face- "Things you would make Malik do if he were brainwashed."
Yami: I'll take your turn this time, thanks.
-Gets down on one knee- Marikku, will you marry me?
500,000 Miles away in the Shadow Realm
Marikku: -is living in a Black Palace and watching TV while sitting in a throne- Huh! -Becomes mad that he was used in a joke-
Grim Reaper, Get my cloak!
Grim Reaper: -Hands Marikku his purple cape-thing-
-Screaming is heard in the background-
Marikku: And tell Lucifer to shut up! I won the Shadow Realm fare and square…ish!
Now back to the show
Malik: -Is very mad. Walks off the stage.-
Malik Fans: -Boo…A lot.-
Anzu: Hey, Anzu? Would you like to go out with me?
-Buzzer-
Seto: Oh yeah, You wish!
Anzu: -Blushes and is glad Malik was no longer on the set to see it.-
Seto: -Looks down at his stomach- I think I may be anorexic…
-Buzzer-
Ryou: This is such a gay colour…Maybe I should get a sex change?
-Buzzer-
Joey: -Stretches- Ah, there's nothing better than going out in public with no clothes on.
-Buzzer-
BloodEngel: Okay, Okay. It's time for a commercial break. I have to discus the "How it's illegal on this channel to rig things. At least for you." rules.
Ryou: What channel are we on?
BloodEnGel: Fox…
All: Eww!
If you watch some Fox shows you'll know they're always making fun of themselves so…I just threw that in.
And as BloodEnGel explained the "How it's illegal on this channel to rig things. At least for you." rules Marikku was on a plane from Egypt to Japan. (He stopped in Egypt to get his clothes and stuff.)
Stewardess: Would you like some wine, sir?
Marikku: -Insanely while laughing- Yes! Mwahahahhaha!
Stewardess: -Unaffected by the psychopathic Yami- Okay and would you like some steak as well?
Marikku: -Suddenly sane and very serious- No thank you, I'm a vegetarian.
Stewardess: -Nods and walks away-
Marikku: Oh I'm so happy I chose to fly first class! All my favorite celebrities are here! Oh look, It's Stewie from FamilyGuy…And Jack The Ripper! -Waves- Hi Jack!
Jack The Ripper: -Smiles sadistically and waves back.-
Marikku: That's a good man right there. Oh, look! It's Bernie Mac!
Bernie Mac: -Is harassing a very stupid looking pilot who just got back from the bathroom-
Marikku: That's it man! Black power! -Throws his fist up-
Stewardess: -Comes back and whispers something in Marikku's ear-
Marikku: -Responds to the Stewardess's question- Yes, I would like fries with that.
And now back to "Who's Line is it Anyway?"
Yami: -Flatly- Hello, I'm back. And now I have a co-host to keep me in line.
Yugi: Hello, Everyone! -Smiles cutely -
Audience: Awwww.
Yugi: -In an evil voice-Yes that's it! Trust me! Be lost in my impossibly large eyes! Fall under my evil happy-pink-bunnies-spell! Mwahhahahahhaaa! It'll make it that much better when I destroy you all!
Audience: Huh?
Yugi: -Back to normal -Nothing.
Yami: -Eyes wide- Oh my Ra! Did you see him! He just…!
Yugi: -Punches Yami and he falls unconscious- Oh, Look! Yami Fell asleep! -Kicks Yami off stage-
Audience: Awwww!
Yugi: Soo…Now we'll be… Doing something…I dun no. This is pretty much where this chapter ends. Bye now!
Audience: -Claps-