It's my first story! Yay me! Anyway… if you like it tell me. If you hate it don't read it! And if you have a suggestion PLEASE TELL ME. (I already wrote a few chapters but I can change them!)
Chase: Well, I finally quit CTU for good… I feel so…alive.
Kim: We still don't know what Bill's gonna say…
Chase: I'm know that after reading my extremely nice resignation letters he'll see why I quit.
Kim: Yeah, it was sooo nice- Dear Morons,
Thanks for almost getting me killed every freakin day! You're lucky I had the balls to work there or a lot of people would be dead by now. Tell shit head, or Brandon, or… Brad, whatever his name is to screw off and get a life. Don't bother calling cuz I'm never coming back!
Sincerely, Chase
Chase- Well maybe shit head was pushin it a little…
phone rings
Chase- Hello
Bill- Chase, it's Bill Buchanan at CTU
Chase- So about my letter…
Bill- Oh, yeah, I read that, well you can't quit.
Chase- WHAT!
Bill- You signed a contract...thing… well you have at least three more years at CTU. Anyway…We have a new threat we're calling all agents who still work here, like you, and some other people who don't work here, not like you- oh and bring Kim.
Chase- I'm not going!
Bill- 20 bucks
Chase- Well…
Bill- So it's settled. Be here in 15 minutes.
Chase- But-
Bill- Me and "shit head" will brief you when you get here- heh shit head hahahhahahaha…priceless click
Chase- My life is over
ring
Tony- CTU… what do they want… hmmm (Tony thinks of genius plan)
Hi, you've reached the Ameidas-
Michelle- (quietly) Tony what are you doing!
Tony- we're not here-
Michelle-Is that CTU?
Tony- right now-
Michelle- It is!
Tony- so-
Michelle- Answer it!
Tony- leave a message-
Michelle- glares
Tony-BEEP!
Michelle- Tony Almeida call back or I'll sick Chapelle on you
Tony- Chapelle's d-
Michelle- Call back and see what they want.
Tony- but-
Michelle- Now!
ring
Bill- (thinking) please be Michelle, please be Michelle
Tony- sulk (hesitantly) hello…
Bill- damn… Tony it's Bill Buchanan from C-
Tony-Yeah I know who it is. What do you want?
Bill- We have a new threat and we really need Michelle and you to help out. I'm sure you understand, you and Michelle are good at th-
Tony- no.
Bill- sigh I SAID WE NEED YOUR HELP! NOW GET YOUR ASS-
Tony pulls the phone away from his ear
Tony- Done yellin yet?
Bill- Yeah
Tony- Good, still not coming.
Bill- Were you listening to what I was saying?
Tony- No not really…
Bill- GET YOUR ASS HERE NOW! click
Michelle- What did Bill want?
Tony- Some new threat at CTU, nothing important.
Michelle- Well, Tony, if they need our help then-
Tony- Let me refresh your memory of CTU… 1) Carrie, 2) nuclear bomb, 3) virus, 4) I went to jail, and we got divorced, 5) you gave me shit all day-
Michelle- when?
Tony- The day with the nuclear missile, and meltdowns and… stuff
Michelle- I did not
Tony- Yeah ya did
Michelle- did not
Tony- did to
Michelle- did not
Tony- did to :P
Michelle- ok maybe a little… but CTU is where we met and got back together….
Tony- Well now we're happy and we know each other!
Michelle- Tony… we're going.
Tony- damn…
Now I'm sure everyone wonders what Curtis does in his free time (if he has any…)
Curtis stared in awe at his own reflection in the mirror. I guess this is what he does…
Curtis- You are sooo sexy. All the girls love you.
ring
Curtis- Who the hell is interrupting me now!
picks up phone
what?
Bill- We need you at CTU.
Curtis- I'm busy.
Bill- What were you doing, staring at yourself in the mirror?
Curtis- (annoyed) I'll be right there…
Carrie Turner was going to play a game of hide and go screw herself, but didn't want to get off her lazy ass, so she decided to do her usual activity, sitting on the couch staring at the walls. After getting fired from about seven different jobs, she gave on work. Hey, who needs food when you can be anorexic? (Carrie has no social life and often finds herself talking to wallpaper.)
ring
Carrie- (thinking) omg it's CTU. They want me to come back. They must've fired Michelle! I'm sooo cool!
Carrie- (hopeful) hello-o
Bill- Yeah, Carrie I'm calling all agents from the nuclear bomb threat, virus threat, nuclear missile, you know stuff like that. Anyway, I need you to come cause division made me call everyone, even the sucky people, like you… so just come.
Carrie-EEEE! YAY! I got a job! Time to ruin every ones lives cough Michelle cough (thinking) she has to be there cuz Bill said all agents who were there for the nuclear bomb threat… he must've been referring to her when he said 'even the sucky ones' I'll be there as fast as I can get there on foot… cuz I had to eat my car. (not a very good anorexic, is she?)
Audrey- I'm sooooooo happy! Today is a great day! No CTU, no death, no bitchy people… no death! Horay!
ring
Audrey- (in a happy/peppy voice) HI!
Bill- Audrey, we need you at CTU today. Get Jack to.
Audrey- …
Bill- Audrey?
Audrey- tear o…k… click…sulk Why do I even try?
Later…
Bill- Only one person left… Edgar Stiles.
ring
Random lady- Hello.
Bill- Uh… Hi I'm looking for Edgar Stiles. (thinking) OH that's right he died didn't he…
Random lady- Sorry he moved.
Bill- Uh… Oh he moved all right… Straight to HELL! He died! You're next. I'm the grim reaper, but you can call me death… Tell Edgar's ghost I said hi when you see him! You don't have much time left. I'm in your closet. BWAHAHAHAHA scream. faint. click
Bill- Haha… never gets old.
Well that is chapter one! I might need some help with this threat Bill was talking about. I have an idea, but it kinda sucks. Please review! (oh yeah and more people will be called in to CTU from other seasons and will kind of just randomly appear, because if I think of someone else I don't want to come back and add a new phone conversation)