Kiwi, the Kola
"This is why you shouldn't trust innocent looking mafia animals."
Rule Five in Lil Mirch's Rulebook for a good mafia boss
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Today was the day, the day family reunion.
Everyone was here, even the Varia.
Tsuna couldn't help but smile. He hadn't seen this people in long time.
Tsuna looked up sensing someone near him. He had developed a sixth sense because of his Nii-tan.
Standing in front of Tsuna was a smiling Haru. "Tsuna-san." She had long since grown out of her crush for him but some old habits die hard. "Oh!" exclaimed Tsuna She handed a box to him with a blue ribbon. Tsuna blink, what was this for? Seeing Tsuna expression she decided to explain "For your birthday." "Ah." said Tsuna, remembering the conversation he had with Gokudera about missing his birthday because of a gaint hamster or something like that.
"Open it." suggested Haru Tsuna opened the lid; after all it couldn't be worse than Lil Mirch's gift, which was a sun dress if anyone wondering.
Something poked out of the box, it was a kola bear?
"That's!" exclaimed Bianchi "Kiwi, the lovers kola!" finished Futa, smiling "What?" asked Tsuna Futa cleared his throat and started to explain "It's said that Kiwi will one day pick and master and then he will chose the master mate by sleeping in his/hers arms."
It took a good full minute until the meaning of Futa's words sunk in and then the unstoppable explosion.
("Stay away from Tenth." "Kufufufu." "I'll bite you to death." "Brat." "EXTREME!" "Sawada-dono!" 'Uneasily laughter' "Come on guys.")
Ken walked in and yawned. Why hell did he have to here?
He blinked, what wasn't a kola? He came closer. He yawned and yes, Ken knew it was a male. He scooped up the kola; poor thing was probably bored out of his mind like him.
Kiwi rested on Ken chest and fell asleep.
--Owari--
AN: Oh no, Ken run for it! You're going to be killed by Byakuran! Rofl I think this the first Ken27 on site, is it?