Detention Date
Sasuke and Naruto are not known for being the closest and civil of friends. Constantly getting into heated arguments over the most trivial of matters, it's no surprise that the pair of them land themselves a detention. Kakashi-sensei takes control of the detention room so what will happen to the disputing pair when Kakashi is suddenly struck by a cunningly simple yet absolutely devious idea.
The pairing is SasukexNaruto. Yes, this is a homosexual pairing. Yes, I am comfortable with that but if you are not I would appreciate it if you would use common sense and navigate away from this page. Rating will be T for sexual references made by myself and the characters. Disclaimer: I, in no way, own the characters portrayed in this fiction and these are copyrighted to Masashi Kishimoto (All hail!). Other pairings will become apparent later in the story.
This fiction is inspired by the many tales of my younger sister (whom I will link in my comments) which she is full of after each and every day of school. I don't know where she gets them from 'cause I go to the same place and come back just as bored (if not worse). Anyway, she loves to talk to me about her day and I certainly also enjoy hearing it too. This was inspired after a detention she was given by her crafty tutor (homeroom teacher to the possible Americans that may be viewing this). Mr C is a genius and has an amazing sense of humour so who better to portray him than Kakashi-sensei?
Chapter One - Conspiracy?
A loud groan reverberated through the classroom shortly followed by a thunk!
"It's your own fault, boys," Kakashi waved a hand dismissively. He was amused by the way Naruto kept on hitting his sun-kissed forehead into the table whilst Sasuke just glared at the silver-haired teacher. "If you hadn't been bickering the way you did then you wouldn't be in detention," he continued in a sing-song voice.
Over the weeks since they returned to school after the summer, Kakashi had noticed that the two boys had been arguing more than they normally would.
"It's not my fault that he's such a prick!" Naruto cried indignantly.
"Moron," Sasuke muttered.
Kakashi was even more amused by this display. A smirk spread over his covered face as the cruellest of ideas hit him. Sasuke noticed this shift in his expression and glared at him warily. Oblivious, Naruto remained scowling ahead, not really looking at anyone.
"You bicker like an old married couple," Kakashi's sing-song voice returned. "Since you're so close, sit right there, both of you."
Both of the boys looks to where their silver-haired teacher was pointing.
"I'm not sitting next to that prick!" Three guesses as to who that was.
Sasuke grunted, knowing that it was futile to argue with their teacher and took one of the chairs, sitting down in it elegantly. With a few more protests, Kakashi forced Naruto into the chair next to Sasuke. Sasuke sat on Naruto's right which made Kakashi's plan all the more easy to execute.
"Since it seems that you are conspiring to have some alone time together you'll love this task." Kakashi pulled out a piece of paper and one pen. Clearly grinning underneath his scarf he began his explanation: "Tag team lines, both of you will write one word alternately until you fill both sides of the paper. So what I want you to write is…" He turned to the chalkboard and wrote - saying the words aloud: "'Sexual frustration is not a valid excuse to fight in class.'"
"Pervert!" Naruto shouted. Sasuke winced at the assault on his eardrums, He slumped forward and hit his head on the desk, mimicking Naruto's earlier actions. Unrelenting, Kakashi placed the pen and paper on the table and retreated back to his desk and was busying himself with the latest volume of Make Out Paradise.
"Get on with it then," Kakashi gestured to their paper using his book as a pointer. Inwardly he was cackling his head off at the strained faces of the two rivals.
Reluctantly, Sasuke picked up the pen and neatly spelled out 'Sexual' at the top of the page. Following suit, Naruto wordlessly took the pen from Sasuke and wrote the next. This carried on in complete silence and both boys would occasionally flinch when their hands touched.
Eyeing them over his book, Kakashi grinned at his ingenious idea. They were both working together without arguing which was a start.
"I can almost feel the sexual tension," Kakashi cooed, chuckling shamelessly.
"Pervert," Naruto and Sasuke muttered simultaneously.
Kakashi's chuckles only increased in intensity. Sasuke rolled his eyes at the teacher and resumed his writing.
That kid acts older that I am, Kakashi mused. He looked at Naruto who was scowling ahead at the board. Whereas he never grew up and doesn't stand much chance of ever doing so.
At the end of the detention, Sasuke handed Kakashi the paper and pen and quickly made his exit, followed closely by Naruto who headed in the opposite direction once out of the classroom. Bemused, Kakashi watched them as they left then looked at the sheet of paper and turned it over to see the other side and was shocked.
Before, the two writing styles had been very clear but the second side could have been written by the same person. It didn't seem possible since Sasuke's handwriting was beautifully neat whereas Naruto's was a barely legible scrawl. Was there something about the task that made them begin to mimic the other's actions?
The merging of the writing styles did actually happen and there's a pretty logical explanation for it that my sister didn't know. After a while of mimicking someone the two tend to act very similar. This was something that Derren Brown demonstrated on one of his shows 'Tricks of the Mind'. After a while the two may even pick up on the other's thoughts but I'm not too certain about this one though. But it's remarkable how effective it is. Anyway, I apologise for the lack of length and I apologise in advance if there are any grammatical errors. Many thanks.