Hey so I have been reading quite a few Doctor Who Harry Potter crossovers and literally got obsessed.. OK I'm joking not obsessed but It did make me want to write my own one so yeah here it is...

Chapter 1 : We Can't Possibly Be Here... Can We?

"Finished!" Rory said jumping up from the control room seat.

"Took you long enough!" The Doctor Laughed. Then he started flicking some controls.

"Amy where are you I finished you can have your book back!" Rory shouted.

"Yeah I'm getting changed do you mind." Amy said "I'll be through in a minute."

"Right..." Rory sighed setting the book down next to a lever. When Amy came through she was wearing her skirt and boots with her usual top and jacket. Rory who had been leaning against the controls jumped up switching a couple of leavers as he did.

"Wait... Doctor is that a new coat?" Amy said laughing thinking the Doctor looked just as ridiculous as with the tweed.

Before he got to answer a sort of alarm started ringing through the room and all Amy could hear from the Doctor was "Not Again... Seriously?"

"Doctor what's happening?" Rory asked just as the control room started to shake.

"The time vortex is gone... literally gone but the only way that can happen again is if you-" he stopped talking and jumped to where Rory had been standing.

"RORY!" he yelled. Making Amy jump.

Just as he said that the whole room crashed and went into darkness.

"Doctor what just happened what did Rory do?" Amy asked. The Doctor was leaning over the console hitting something.

"Doctor?" Rory said slowly.

"We are in a parallel universe and its all thanks to your Boyfriend. He put the book inside the glass and now the Tardis dragged us somewhere. On top of all of that, there is no way of getting home if the Tardis even starts working again it will only let us travel inside this universe. So were stuck here until the whole series of whatever book you were reading finishes meaning if it were like series one of Twenty Two we would have to live out the whole 22 Series!" The Doctor said in super fast 90 Mile Per Hour.

Amy turned to Rory "You stupid idiot!" she exclaimed then paused "Hang on what book were you reading?" The Doctor even looked at Rory now he wanted to know what he had to live out.

"H-Harry P-Potter and... The Order Of The Phoenix." Rory said slowly. Amy turned to the Doctor.

"That would mean we have to live through Half Blood Prince AND Deathly Hallows.." He said slowly.

"Hang on how do you know what they are?" Amy asked the Doctor "They arn't out yet."

"I'm an alien Time lord from another planet which travels in Time and space in a little blue box and you're wondering how I know a book title." The Doctor smiled. Then the Tardis seemed to light up again.

"Power we have Power?" Rory asked.

"Yes yes no thanks to you Rory." The Doctor said as he started to wizz around controls.

"Still can't take us home though right?" Amy asked. "We have to Live through halph blood prince and Deathly hallows." She said excitedly.

"Yep." Said The Doctor. "I'm guessing around 2 years."

"Two years... Doctor we have to spend 2 years here?" Rory said.

"Yes Rory and Its all your fault." The Doctor said he ran towards the door and opened them.

"Hang on Doctor is it safe can we like Interfere and stuff or will it changed the book or anything?"

Rory asked.

"No Rory. For all we know you two could be Wizards." and with that he stepped out the box.

"Ah..." he said slowly "The Weasly Home."

"We are where?" Amy exclaimed running out the door then running to a halt. "Its dark wont they find it strange us just happening to be here?"

"Course not come on the worst that can happen is Voldemort killing you or them thinking your a death eater!" The Doctor said. Then he stopped them in front of one of the windows.

Inside.

Ginny walked down stairs and saw Harry's Belongings she was confused at first then she shouted "Mum?" and walked to the stair case at that moment Molly peered over the banister and said "What is it?"

"I was only wondering when Harry got here." She replied

"What Harry, Harry who?" Molly questioned.

"Harry Potter of course."

"I think I'd know if Harry Potter was in my house wouldn't I." Molly started to come down the stairs as she spoke.

"Well his owl, and trunk are in the kitchen."

"Now now dear I seriously doubt that." Before Ginny could try to show her Harry's stuff his owl squawked.

Then Molly looked towards the Kitchen.

"Harry Did someone say Harry?" Ron said running to the banister at the top floor.

"Me silly is he up there with you?" Ginny said.

"Course not I think I'd know if my best friend was here."

"Is that an owl I heard?" said Hermionie also at the staircase now.

"You haven't seen him have you apparently he's wandering around the house?" Ginny asked.

"Really?" Hermionie and Ron said together.

Ginny Turned hearing harry come in the front door.

"Harry!" she shouted to let everyone know.

They all came down and welcomed him.

"What a Lovely surprise." Molly laughed. "Why didn't you let us know you were coming?" she said high pitched.

"I didn't know.. Dumbeldore." Harry replied.

"Oh that man.." Molly said.

Ron started looking at Hermionie everyone turned to them.

"You've got a bit of... Toothpaste." he said shyly.

Back at the window.

"This is Great we can actually meet and talk to them!" Amy nearly shouted.

"Lets Knock on the door and see what happens" The Doctor said casually.

"What?" Said Rory "This was an accident and now you want to interfere?" Rory exclaimed.

"Come on before they go do something else." The Doctor said running at the door. He nearly burst out laughing if it weren't for thinking about being trapped here.

"I can't believe we are doing this." Rory sighed as The Doctor Knocked.

Molly answered the door.

"Who are you, What do you want." she said almost warning them.

"Molly Weasly!" The Doctor came out with. "Oops. Probably shouldn't have just said that, but anyway pleasure to meet you. Really it Really is."

"Doctor..." Amy nudged him.

Molly just stood there in amazement she didn't know them but they knew her so she said the first thing that came to her mind.

"Ministry or You-Know-Who, Which one do you work for?" she knew herself both were bad at the moment.

"Actually neither." The Doctor Laughed.

Just then everyone inside got suspicious so came to the door.

"Do we have to stand here all night or can we Please come in?" The Doctor asked "You see we have a problem My Tardis is broken and we can't leave we were hoping we could come in... Oh my god Harry Potter!"The Doctor Lost control he just barged in and walked right up to Harry.

"Uhh Doctor." Amy called. "I really don't think you should have just walked in."

"Amy shush this is all Rory's fault and you know it.!" The doctor said still examining Harry, who just like all the others pulled out their wands.

"Doctor please they have their wands and spells and stuff." Amy moaned Looking at them.

"And I have my sonic screwdriver watch and learn Pond." The Doctor said pulling out the sonic smiling.

"What the hell is that thing?" Ginny said.

"My sonic screwdriver so don't try anything or I can have all your wands in the press of a button." The Doctor said. "Wait no rephrase that, sounds like we are death eaters or something. We come in peace honest this is my protection if you try to spell me." He said really fast.

"We are not bad guys" Rory said.

"Rory sweetie.. Not helping." Amy snapped. She walked up to the Doctor and said "Why is is travelling with you always makes people assume WE are the Bad guys!" she said it just loud enough for them all to hear and they started to put away their wands, so the Doctor put away his sonic.

"Right then I'm The Doctor and this is Amy and Rory Pond! There Married." The Doctor said.

"Williams, Doctor, Amy and Rory Williams, she takes my name." Rory Moaned.

"Oh... Shut up!" He snapped back.

"Doctor what exactly?" Hermionie asked.

"Ooh Hermionie, Wow … Uh or right yes The Doctor Just The Doctor." The Doctor replied.

"Your called the Doctor?" Ron said.

"Yep That's me Ron! I really can't believe I'm meeting you all this is so exiting." The Doctor then went rummaging in his pocket everyone thought he was getting the sonic again. But he pulled out the Psychic paper.

"Now tell me does it say anything?" He said Holding it up to Hermionie.

"No why... Why are you holding a piece of blank paper up to me?" she Questioned.

"But it sais right there Sir Doctor of Tardis whatever that means?" said Ginny.

"Actually its Psychic paper. Only really special types of people can get by it." The Doctor said.

"Who the Hell are you?" Ron said.

"Were Travellers." Amy said.

"We Travel through time and space."The Doctor Paused. "We fight evil aliens and stop them taking over the Universe, That reminds me, If you happen to see a Dalek Don't bother running there's no point your better doing as they say till there about to kill you. I hate the Daleks Bloody can't stop killing me them."He said super fast, he turned to Amy "Have I said too much?"

"Well we may as well let them know they can trust us that we are good but did you really have to add the part about the Daleks?" Amy Moaned. This was taking ages.

"Yes I Did Amy what if Daleks come to this world, we wont be able to stop them all the time you know what Daleks are like!" The Doctor said. "There Unstoppable."

Molly soon decided she would let them stay no harm was done they were clearly not death eaters but they were strange.

…...

The Next morning.

"Now to go to Diagon Alley and check up on Fred and George." Molly said giving them all floo powder.

"Can we come?" Asked Amy. "I really want to meet them."

"Amy!" Rory said "There you are."

"I suppose..."Molly trailed off looking at the 4 Kids who were staring at her.

"Wait for me!" The Doctor shouted running in holding a book. "I always wanted to go somewhere by floo powder." he grinned Pocketing the book quickly.

"What book is that?" Amy whispered.

"Really were about to use floo powder and your worried about a book?" he snapped back.

"Its the Halph Blood Prince Isn't it?" Amy said out loud.

"What's The Halph Blood Prince?" Harry asked.

"Nothing forget about it!" The Doctor said quickly earning suspicions. "And yes it is but I'm only reading what we are doing I swear.!" He whispered to Amy who smiled.

"Thing is I read a sort of bit that we weren't there but it happened at the same time."

"What was it?"

"You will see soon I think." The Doctor and Amy kept on whispering.

"Diagon Alley!" Harry said causing The Doctor to laugh.

"Sorry I was remembering the first time when he ended up in Nocturne alley." The Doctor said.

"How do you know THAT." Ron said rudely before being shoved into the fire place. "Diagon alley!" he sighed.

"Uh... well... we... uh... you see." The Doctor Struggled for words that wouldn't get them accused of being a death eater.

"I hate Lier's." Hermionie said "Diagon alley." she was gone...

"Our Turn?" Rory asked Molly who just nodded and kept her eyes fixed on them.

"Wait!" The Doctor yelled. "Is it safe for Muggles?" he asked. Molly turned to him confused

"Why do you ask?" she said.

"Well uh."

"You three are Muggles?" Molly gasped. All she could think is how they had their wands out and everything and how they didn't react to magic.

"Well They are Technically I'm not even human so I should be safe in fact I WILL be safe." The Doctor said. Taking floo powder "See you on the other side." laughed. "Diagon alley."

The Doctor Vanished in green fire.

"Right you two Muggle or Magic?"

"We don't..."Rory started. Molly held out her wand.

"If something happens you can use the fireplace if not your muggle and you have to stay here."

she said.

"OK." Amy said stepping up and taking the wand she waved it at first nothing happened the wand seemed to wonder who she was then a jet of water shot out and hit Rory on the face.

"Sorry..."Amy mumbled handing him the wand and going through the fireplace.

Rory However wasn't as lucky nothing happened full stop. Literally nothing.

"Bye, stay here." Molly instructed then went off to Diagon alley.

"Great not only have I been dead, alive, made of plastic, a Roman, and married but I have a wife who is a witch." Rory sighed. "Oh and I'm in the Harry Potter World to top it all off!"

Diagon Alley.

Harry, Ron, The Doctor, Amy and Hermionie walked away from the Twins shop.

"Oh no!" Hermionie exclaimed "Everyone got their wands from Ollivander's."

"Oh look on the bright side Amy Is a WITCH!" the Doctor nearly shouted.

"Why is that so amazing to you?" Harry asked.

"Ok Doctor I'm a witch so what your-"

"Don't even say a word, No one needs to know what I am yet Understand me Pond?" The Doctor was acting weird according to Amy Why couldn't she say he was an Alien he sais it all the time?

The Trio just stared at Amy and The Doctor not sure what to think.

"Anyway lets get Amy a wand shall we." The Doctor said Waking up to Ollivander's

"You can't it's locked. Thats Breaking and Entering." Hermionie said.

"So what no one will notice whole worlds gone weird." The Doctor said getting out the sonic he opened the door.

"Maybe I'll see what a wand would do with me holding it Hu? Amy?" The Doctor said.

"No Doctor I think one of us with a wand is annoying as It is!" Amy replied but he didn't listen he started opening random boxes and looking at them then sitting them on the counter. Amy However was trying out the ones he sat down. She had managed to Blow up a Vase and start a small fire.

The next one she tried was a sort of red colour. Obviously she couldn't say what type of wand like Dragon Heart string and all the other ones. She wasn't exactly a wand maker.

The wand glowed at the tip and Hermionie congratulated her on finding a wand.

Every wand the Doctor Tried had Blown up something. It was near giving up stage he thought of something.

He got out the sonic screwdriver and scanned for a wand. There were none that on the readings would "Suit" him. He sighed and put away the sonic.

"Lets go then." He smiled.

"Thought you wanted a wand?" Amy moaned.

"I do but none will work for me." The Doctor smiled at her.

They all headed off down the alley...

Suddenly Ron turned to Harry and said "Harry is it me or does Draco and Mummy not look like 2 people who want to be followed."

So the trio The Doctor and Amy Followed them through alleyways and passed people until they came to Borgin and Burke.

As Draco entered the shop moments later a light came on over head so they climbed the roof so they could see in.

They could see Draco looking at some kind of huge cupboard. His mum started to whisper to him and some ugly guy (sorry idk his name) covered the window with something blocking their view.

Back at the burrow later on!

"So what now?" The Doctor asked.

"We pack for Hogwarts." Hermionie said.

"Can we come in any way possible. I don't know be a teacher or something?" Amy asked

"You would have to ask Dumbeldore why?" Harry asked

"Oh I would be around you all day Potter. I'm not letting you out of my sight." The Doctor said.

Something about that seemed to freak Harry out but not the Doctor he had said that to a lot of people.

"I'll... start writing a letter to him then." Said Molly slowly it was clear they all had a moment of suspicions when the Doctor said that.

THE NEXT MORNING!

The Doctor hadn't slept in years but something about being trapped in the Harry Potter World had allowed him to sleep. He didn't understand it.

He had woke up over hearing Harry, Ron, Hermionie and Ginny talking and decided to pretend to sleep and listened in...

"I don't like him, Or trust him."Hermionie said.

"Your not the only one." Harry sighed. "He keeps reminding me about Voldemort."

"I think he's a spy from You-Know-Who!"Ron said

"You think everyone is a spy for him." Hermionie sighed

"I mean its just HIM that what's their names Amy and Rory? There alright its just him he sends a shiver down my spine." Ron whispered

"Ron everyone does that to you." Harry said

"Yeah but I mean with him its a right off feeling I get." Ron replied before adding "Hey I'm not that bad."

"I know what you mean and yes you are like that Ronald." Hermionie sighed.

"If Dumbeldore sais he can teach I don't know what ill do." Ron said.

They all paused and turned to face him.

"Doesn't he snore?" Hermionie asked.

"I don't know him or the other one." Harry said.

The Doctor decided to make it like he was waking up.

"Good morning Harry, Ron, Hermionie. Wow I feel so weird saying that.." The Doctor said looking at them "What!" he said surprised. "What! If your telling me bad news I don't want to hear it the now ill hear it later. And stop staring, no one ever told you it's rude!"

Down Stairs a few minutes later...

"Better hurry to eat we don't have long before we need to be getting on that train!" Molly shouted.

When suddenly and Owl came crashing onto the table The Doctor reached out for the envelope but Arthur Weasly got it first (forgot to say when he came back)

"Oh right it says you have to speak to Dumbeldore and he'll tell you if you will teach or not." he told The Doctor.

"All right then to Hogwarts!" The Doctor Cheered.

OK this is probably the longest chapter of anything I've ever done in my life.!

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