Don't own anything. If I did Dean would be mine!

I wrote this with a friend of mine. Don't worry. It's funny.


What Are Little Girls Made Of

"Alright, Tabby and Doug are drunk off their asses again. We better do this now." Lavender whisperer to her sister, Lila, as she peaked around the corner at the end of the hallway.

"Scale on 1-10... Where are they?" Lila whispered back.

Lavender glanced behind her again, "Lucky 13. You go. I'll watch the drunkards."

Lila quickly ran into their foster parents room and crept in the dark space until she found the lamp by the dresser. Quietly, she found all the money that was kept to support the twins. Not like they were using it right anyway. There was about $200 in the drawer. All in cash, thank God. Lila crumpled it up and stuffed it into her corduroy coat. She shut the drawer and tip toed back out to the door and back to her sister.

"You got the cash?" Lavender asked. "Yeah Ven, I got it." Lila patted her pocket, reassuring herself that she did indeed get it.

Lavender grinned and patted her backpack in response. Lila's bag was full of imperishable food, a can opener, a Swiss army knife and socks. Lavender's bag had much the same, but she snagged their foster dads gun instead of a knife. They both walked back into their shared room and Lavender opened the window. Stepping through, she grabbed hold of the big tree that was always covering their window. Finally, the twins has a use for it.

"Any last requests?" Lavender asked as she reached out a hand to her sister. Lila looked back at the door, listening to the tv blaring in the living room. Their foster parents going at each others throats. Her stomach turned, she was ready for her and her sister to have a new life. She wasn't sure where they would end up but she knew that anything would be better for the both of them. And maybe, just maybe, those headaches and nightmares about the yellow eyed man will stop.

"Let's get out of here, Ven." Lila answered.

Lavender beamed wickedly and put her hand up in a sarcastic salute. "Sayonara Fuckers!"