Ranger Bizmuth Rap
Sweet child of mine your special
No Inklings on your level
This trail of ink you're swimming in
A long road to Inkopolis
(I am the fastest kraken) x3
That's the sound of our fate
About to go off, so get out of the cage
Pull your ink pack out of its case
All these games I've won, be bossing the days
I finally burst off to your base
Now I rise from the ground, all around it's the fame
Swimming around is always the same
Inklings are gonna fall out my way.
I'm covered in ink, showered by screams
If you ever see me, you'll get creamed
I'll empty my ink pack all over the place
Cause when I go down, I go down with a bag
How many squads are gonna have to be slain?
I'll make you guys graves, check out my Rank
All of these cowards are calling my name
I have no fear like if there is no shame
I'm all that remains, could be a legend
Cause you never faced on what I was chasin
Next thing you'll find out, who I'll be facin
I never expected I was this Amazing
Survivals a lesson, that's why I'm Profession
Heavy splating deco is my weapon
Squid jump, high up in the heavens
Just came down, no time for 7-11
Focused for protection
The zapfish, we'll defend it
And if ink is spilled in Piranha pit
The Fires of war will cleanse it
All on my own, there's so many of them
Just me VS a mob of octarians
Teammates I've lost, I'll never forget
Now kick up the kraken, fast as a jet
I sure want to be the best-known inkling
I don't wanna let you get free
I want to be feared as everyone's thinking
I only want to win all just for me
(I am the fastest kraken)x4
Grab my favorite gun, yo my weapon
Where's your team at? They be hiding
I got no shame, looting trash cans
Make a splatfest like a boss man
Gotten surrounded like so mad quick
Specials filled up- fully access
Shooting some noobs just for practice
If you got none I'll just have it
Cuz I'm speeding all day like no other
Next thing you'll be crying for your mother
Kraken up! Take you out if your able
Be like NOPE you can't get on my level
Don't ever forget they say that I'm special
Next stop, you can get off
Or was it connections lost
Swimming up and headshots
No sweat, threats gone
Just another target to check off
Guns spinning, Defense on
Rolling out better than your krakon
Always putting the bets on
All strikeouts, got the best luck
Every Octolings gonna get splatted
Inks everywhere like glass shatters
Head to your base, I'm number one
4 vs 1? Game on!
I sure want to be the best known inkling
I don't wanna let you get free
I want to be feared as everyone's thinking
I only want to win all just for me
(I am the fastest kraken)x4
My love is to be splatting
Come and feel this warmth of mine
These open arms are waiting
To splat ya while I say bye bye
Could this all be a dream?
Hanging out with inklings all to see
All of these guns are not what they seem
Meant to train us until we bleed
I know that I'll get to S class though
I'll pass every test like a MLG Pro
Got a whole lot of knowledge, so show respect
Splating Inkling, yeah they be good as dead
In rainmaker, gotten out numbered
Something like the octolings and the troopers
Dodging Ink, fast in a blur
That's nice points that you got sir
Spyke my sneaky cashier
Getting money like a massacre
Birds will be like scavengers
DJ Octavio in his octobot
I don't even need the heroshot
Hit you with a inkzooka in one shot
Nice sniper, I won't miss that
My skills said you can't dodge that
Callie, Marie, and Judd the white cat
Just a fair warning take a step back
I'll go through you quicker than a Kit-Kat
Welcome to inkopolis, full of smiling faces
Not the land of the octos, where the home of the squid is
I'm greater than the inklings
Splating till they get a rage quit
I know we're ain't the same
But turf war never changes
I sure want to be the best-known inkling
I don't want to let you get free
I want to be feared as everyone's thinking
I only want to win all just for me
(I am the fastest kraken) x4