"Snodunk's the name, Snodunk the Snedgehog, and speed is my game and I'm blue. Look at how fast I can go!"
Whoosh!
"Ahhh, Sonic!"
"What's that Tails? Dr. Ro- Eggman is commiting Treason!?"
"..."
"Well goddammit! I will go and stop him then, from doing it!" He said as he rolled away.
"I'm Dr. Ro- Eggman and I'm commiting treason!" The evil doctor said whilst falling onto his back.
"Snodgrass is the name, Sergderg the Hergderg and I'm going to stop you Dr." He paused as he took a deep breath. "Eggman!" He then mumbled unintelligibly.
"You'll never stop me from comitting treason hedgehog; I hate the hedgehog!"
"We'll see about that Dr. Robblebobble!" Snodunk then attacked the dark scientist.
"I hate the hedgehog..." The old man said with his body in pieces.
"Remember kids, when someone tries to touch you inapropriately, don't tell your mom and dad! Because that's a little secret between you and your Uncle Reg!"
I'M GONNA REACH FOR THE STARS, ALTHOUGH THEY LOOK PRETTY FAR! I'M GONNA FIND MY OWN WAY...