Alrighty….Well…This will be a set of drabbles and one shots I'm gonna work on until my writing funk has gone away! Enjoy!

Nickyyy~~~

They Call Me the Ultimate Lover

There she was, all alone. Standing in the middle of a meadow filled with a vast variety flowers. The pink hedgehog's quills swayed lightly in the wind. There was a slight breeze on an otherwise perfect and sunny day. This would have been a picture perfect moment if it hadn't been for the tears in said hedgehog's eyes.

Her true blue hero had left her behind once again, except this time it had been different.

X.X.X

"Sonic! Wait up! You know I can't run that fast!" yelled the petite pink hedgehog, running and trying as hard as she could to reach the speedy blue hedgehog.

Suddenly, the blue speedster stopped in his tracks, turning around to look at the tired and panting Amy Rose. He rubbed his nose in trademark fashion, albeit in irritation.

"Ugh, Sonic, could you slow down once in a while? I thought that I would never catch up!" the young pink hedgehog said in a chipper voice while trying to catch her breath once she had reached the blue blur.

"No, I don't think I could. You know why Amy?" the hero said aggressively, shocking Amy. She had never heard him talk in such a voice.

"Uh, no Sonic, why? What's wrong?" asked Amy, her jade green orbs looking into his lime green. Sonic only scoffed.

"Amy, this has gone long enough. I don't love you, now will I EVER love you. You're 13 for crying out loud and I'm 16. That's disgusting for this age. Maybe if you were 20 and I was 23 it would be different, but I'm sure it wouldn't be. I've been trying to be as nice as I could be for a while now, but I'm tired of it. STOP CHASING AFTER ME! I love Sally, that's it. Done. Over. End of story. Now Amy, just go and find some hobby that doesn't include chasing after me. I'm done. We can be friends and that's all we'll ever be. I'm going to see Sal, I don't want you to follow me anymore. Bye." And with that, the hedgehog sped off, kicking up dust in his path.

"But…but…Sonic…"

X.X.X

That is how we find our Amy Rose in the position that she is in. Never had she heard Sonic talk to anyone in such a tone. It was as though he had snapped…and it was because of her.

"I…I never thought that I was such a pain!" Amy cried out as she fell to the ground, crying with her head in her hands. "I always thought he found it funny that I followed him! Yea, I pushed but come on! Oh Sooooooniiiiic!"

X.X.X

"Hmph…what's that noise?" our dark hero muttered to himself while on a jog throughout one of the vast Mobian forests. He had slowed to a walk and reached a meadow, more importantly the meadow that our Amy Rose had been crying in.

"Rose? What's wrong with her?" thought the dark lifeform. He walked over to the crying mess of pink quills and kneeled beside her. He put his hand on her back soothingly and the pink hedgehog looked up at Shadow. Much to the Ultimate lifeform's surprise, Amy jumped up and wrapped her arms around his neck, crying into the mass of fur he had on his chest. Slightly annoyed that his fur would be ruffled up now, he pushed the thought aside and wrapped his arms protectively around the younger hedgehog.

"Rose," he started, "what happened that would make you cry like this?" Amy stopped crying for a second and looked up into his deep red eyes.

"It was…it was…Sooooniiiiic," she had started crying into his chest again at the mention of the blue hero's name.

"Hmph," Shadow thought to himself, "should have figured as much. I wonder what he did to her. I'll ask her once she's calmed down though."

Our dark hero let the fragile pink hedgehog cry while holding her reassuringly. After some while, he noticed that the crying had stopped and that now she was just hiccupping. He chuckled slightly at the cute little sounds she made.

"I'm..I'm fine now Shadow. Thank you for taking the time out of your day. You really didn't have to," the petite hedgehog said, once again looking into the deep red eyes of the older hedgehog.

"That's fine Rose, I wanted to make sure that you're okay. Faker never really had a way with beautiful ladies anyways. Have you seen his girlfriends?" the dark hedgehog joked, trying to lighten the mood.

"Beautiful lady?" the pink hedgehog asked, with a confused look on her face. She looked back up at Shadow and met his red orbs once again. No one had ever offhandedly called her beautiful, scratch that; no male had ever said that to her.

In a heat of the moment thought, Amy jumped up and kissed Shadow, on the cheek of course. The Ultimate lifeform had a shocked look on his face. No one other than Maria had ever done something like that. He sort of liked the feeling he got; deep down he had a thing for the petite hedgehog. Of course, he would never admit it.

"Oh…uhm, I'm sorry Shadow! I know you usually don't get handled like that…I uh, really appreciate the compliment though…" Amy gave Shadow a bashful look, her cheeks burning up once she realized she was still in his arms.

"Like I said before Rose, no problem." Shadow looked at the girl in his arms with a soft gaze, quite opposite to his usual stone face. Only she could soften him.

The two hedgehogs sat there once again, gazing at each other for some time. Amy felt happy for once, even though Sonic had just completely broken her heart. Looking into her dark hero's eyes, she formed some sort connection with him, one she never had with Sonic. She could tell he cared for her. Shadow also felt at peace. He had been debating something in his mind for a while now, but he decided to think with his heart and not with his head. Age was just a number, right?

Our dark hero kissed the young pink hedgehog. Amy's eyes grew wide from the initial shock. Shadow…kissed her…on the lips? And he was still going…which made Amy melt and join. It felt so wrong but so right. Either hedgehog found the others lips to be perfect and wanted more.

His rationality coming into gear, Shadow stopped before the kiss could go any further. He looked at the younger hedgehog and smirked at her. "Just call me the Ultimate lover."

As for Sonic…he got herpes from Sally.