A/N: Just a story I've wanted to write for a long time. The character Lucy Hardwicke comes from the movie In the Land of Women so I guess its kind of a crossover? I don't know. Drake Parker will also make an appearance in this story as well.

Disclaimer: I don't own any of it.

I don't know what it is but you got me good.

Just like I knew you would…

"I hope you're enjoying New York, kiddo" Spencer spoke into the cordless. He had called Carly just to check on how she was doing and if she was settled at NYU "Don't stay out too late and I hope you don't have a fake I.D. on you."

Beside him in bed was a naked Sam Puckett who was stroking his skin and kissing his shoulder.

"Get some sleep, kiddo. I'll talk to you later. Bye!" Spencer hung up the phone and turned back to Sam.

"You know, it freaks me out that you still call Carly 'kiddo' considering the fact that we're the same age and –"Sam paused just as Spencer was kissing her neck and was moving his way to the space between her breasts.

"And what?" Spencer asked in between kisses.

"And you're fucking your little sister's best friend!" Sam laughed breaking the heated passion with humor. Once she started laughing, Spencer would start laughing and sex would be forgotten for half an hour in break for some midnight snack.

That's how it always was when he started dating Sam.

OOOO

It was awkward at first because when he first started taking notice of her was when Carly left for NYU. Sam had started spending her time at the apartment. Spencer didn't mind at all but that all changed when Sam started feeling too at home. She slept on the couch, came over and relaxed after work, and even took her showers there. Once, as Spencer came back from the grocery store, he put the groceries on the table and walked into his room to find Sam dropping her towel to the floor revealing her wet, naked body. She turned around and quickly grabbed her towel.

"Oh god, I'm sorry" Spencer quickly closed the door. He backed up against the wall in the hallway, threw his head back and sighed. That was surely an image he'd have to save into his spank bank for a lonely night. Then a minute later, Sam came out of his room still towel clad and dripping wet.

"So sorry" she apologized as she hurried herself into the bathroom.

They never spoke of the incident but Sam became great company for Spencer. Often providing her silly insight into his sculptures and always suggesting that he should sculpt a giant bucket of chicken for her. Sometimes when Spencer went on dates and came back miserable and unsatisfied, Sam would be waiting for him on the couch with a bowl of popcorn and a kung foo movie ready for him to pout for a bit and then enjoy the movie and be happy.

Their relationship took a new turn, Spencer took Sam out to dinner instead of those crazy women he often found on whynotdateme dot com. He would sit there as Sam ordered plenty of food and hey, he wasn't complaining. She was a great listener when she was eating. Spencer told her a bunch of things about himself that he was never comfortable telling his other dates.

That night when they returned home, Sam crashed on the couch while Spencer sighed as he headed straight to his room. He was expecting a good night kiss to seal the night. At two in the morning, Spencer felt hands. Hands stroking his chest, his face, and fingertips tracing the outline of his lips. He smiled as his eyes fluttered open to see Sam straddling his waist.

"Sam?" he asked sitting up "What are you doing here?"

"Shhh" Sam kissed him.

Spencer kissed her back and felt her hand from earlier grabbing his and placing it on her 'I Heart Vegas' thong clad bum. They broke their kiss for just a minute to remove their clothing and get right to it. From then on, it was official. They were dating.

OOOO

In the morning, Sam was in the shower while Spencer brushed his teeth. This was one of his favorite parts of the day. After their nights of "hot baboon sex" (as Sam liked to call it), she would be in the shower getting ready for work as Spencer brushed his teeth happily glowing from last night. It brought some marital bliss to their relationship.

"I'm gonna have to bring some more clothes from my place" Sam said "I can't keep wearing your shirts to bed."

"I think it's sexy when you do that. I don't mind at all." Spencer replied.

The was a silence after that. Spencer continued to brush his teeth. He drank some water, swished it around in his mouth and spit it out into the sink. Without thinking, he blurted out "Doesn't this feel like we're married?"

"Gross…don't ever say that again." Sam replied sourly.

Once again, there was a silence as Spencer secretly frowned at Sam's words.

When they were both dressed and ready, Spencer dropped Sam off for her shift at Mallmart. After that, he stopped by the junkyard to grab a few things. He had a few successful finds: an old TV set, a gold club, and a grocery basket. He loaded the items into his car and headed back home.

About ten minutes later, he entered the lobby of the Bushwell to find Lewbert arguing with a blonde.

"Look girlie, you just can't have dogs in the building!"

The blonde sighed as she frustratingly ran a hand through her tousled hair "But when I first checked out the ad for this place, it said dogs were allowed in the building."

"Well, I'm sorry!" Lewbert shouted making the blonde and Spencer step back a little "The ad lied to you!!"

The blonde gave up not wanting to deal with the crazy doorman any longer. She flipped him the middle finger and then made her way back upstairs.

"Hey!" Spencer called following behind her. "Uh, I just wanted to let you know that uh, you can actually bring dogs into the building. Lewberts' just a little crazy and hates pets so…yeah…"

The blonde turned around and gave him an unsurprised look "Gee, wouldn't have figured that out. Doesn't his wart look like its yelling at you too when he gets angry?"

Spencer laughed a bit "I'm –"his introduction was cut off by both of their cellphones ringing. They answered their phones simultaneously and the blonde disappeared to take her call back into her place. Spencer got a text from Sam.

im so bored. i hate work. lets hav sex 2nite.

TBC…