A/N Please read and review nicely PLEASE! Ok, I casted by personalities not who they are with in the show! What's with people and grammar? I'm not a professional author, I'm not publishing this so it shouldn't matter that much! Sorry for getting mad, but I don't get it. I don't want to be told either though. I hope you like my story this one's funny, at least I hope it is! ;) This is the first chapter!
Spanky: narrator
Heero: Ebony Scrooge
Wing Zero: Marty
Noin: Ghost of Christmas past
Duo; Christmas Present
Zech: Ghost of Christmas future
Hilde: Scrooge's Niece
Lady Une: Niece's friend
Sally: Niece's friend 2
Wufei: Scrooge's worker
Relina: Heero's girlfriend (finally)
Tres: Tim
Quatre: "Tiny Tim"
Dorothy: Tim's wife
Trowa: Scrooge's friend in past and present
Catherine: Scrooge's friend in past and present
Spanky: Heero rubbed his hands together. He was getting ready for another fight stimulation. His niece, Hilde (don't ask how that happened) was timing him.
Hilde: Excellent Heero!! Are you coming to my Christmas party? Sally and Lady Une will be there! Do you remember him? *Cheerfully*
Heero: grrr, no.
Hilde: *nervously* ok.
Spanky: Hilde followed Heero inside. Tim, a worker was in there making Heero some dinner.
Heero: Hilde, turn up the fire it's freezing. *rubs hands together*
Hilde: *carefully* There's no logs left.
Heero: *slams fist on table.* Why? I told you to get more at the store! Is it that hard?
Hilde: *scarred* No, I just didn't buy enough. You didn't give me enough money.
Heero: Everyone's complaining that!! Zero complained that! He's a GUNDAM he doesn't need any money, what would he buy? A personality?
Hilde: Do you miss him sometimes?
Heero: *Turns around* No. I don't miss anyone, I'm a soldier. Leave now, go home.
Hilde: If you want me too. *waves* Bye, marry Christmas.
Heero: Bah humbug
*Hilde leaves*
Tim: Heero can I- can I get off this afternoon? It's Christmas Eve and my son is sick.
Heero: Yeah, you can get off, but no work no pay!
Tim: *Timidly* Please Heero I have a family to feed. *Clears his throat, to gain confidence* I demand to be paid!
Spanky: Oh, bad move! Heero walked up to Tim and glared dangerously.
Heero: GET OUT! You ungrateful… worker! No pay for the rest of the week! You still have to come or else YOU'RE FIRED!
Spanky: Tim left sadly. As Heero sits down to meditate a bit, someone knocks on the door. He opens it and there stands a pretty girl with blond hair and a cute nose. She had beautiful bluish eyes. The minute she saw Heero she smiled wide.
Relina: Hi, Merry Christmas!
Heero: Bah humbug.
Relina: You know that that saying is really old?
Heero: I get that a lot. Yeah.
Relina: *shrugs* I was just wounding. * gives Heero a hug* I missed you.
Heero: *steps back* why, I was gone for like a week.
Relina: Oh ok. I love you too *sarcastically*
Heero: *grunt* Well I gotta go. Bye * walks out*
Spanky: Relina stood there highly affronted. Then again, he was always like that. Heero was walking home in the snow. He felt the snowflakes fall gently on his eyelashes. He brushed them off viciously. *Spanky starts humming my favorite things. Heero glares Spanky, who he doesn't see* Um yeah, I'll stop. Than I don't feell sooooo baddddd. Sorry that's my favorite part anyway *Heero gets back into character* sorry. Any way, Heero finally gets back to his house. He goes to grab his knocker and he swore that Zero's face just appeared there. He jumped back and shock his head. He walked in. He looked around his huge house and shivered. He had a weird feeling. He went up into his room and changed into his Pjs. ARREEHBAH!!! He's so sexy! *Heero quickly pulls on his shirt. And looks around the room for Spanky's uh voice.* Sorry. You know you and Relina are a good pair, but only as friends. I mean. *Coughs* I'm hotter. *King, God of stories glares at Spanky.* Sorry, I'm doing good as my first job right? *Heero pulls a worried face* *Spanky getting mad.* Ok anyways, that was my opinion. One tiny detail, sense I'm narrator, it's now in the story, ok! Sorry King, God, again. *Clears throat* Um anyways. Heero gets into bed. He gets into bed.
Heero: Ok, ok I'm in! *pulls covers over head*
Spanky: Um ok, you can't do that tonight!
Heero: *Pulls blanket down annoyed*
Spanky: Ok, let's get on with our story. All of a sudden a smaller version of Wing Zero pops in front of Heero's bed.
Heero: AHHHHH. I'm not afraid, I'm a good soldier. I'm not afraid…. *notices the silence and clears his throat.* I have to do that…. AHHHHH
Zero: Heero, you never gave me any money! You thief!
Heero: If I never gave it to you then how am I a thief?
Zero: I won't get into that.
Heero: Why do you have chains on your body?
Zero: they are chains to remind me of my mistakes! Of how many lives I killed and people, I made crazy.
Heero: *Scuffs* no doubt there.
Zero: You've killed people too, and you need to change!
Heero: I'll think about that, no. Good bye old friend.
Zero: You will be visited by three sprits tonight the first one at midnight!
Heero: *Worried slightly* You-you're lying! Anyways I'm not afraid of ghosts!
Zero: uh, yah you are. I'm leaving now. Remember what I said!
Spanky: Zero swirled and swirled and with a pop, he disappeared. Heero was slightly scarred-
Heero: No I'm not!
Spanky: Uh, ok. Well, he got into bed and closed his eyes. He fell asleep right away. With the chiming of the clock, he awoke with a start. (That kind of sounds like a poem.) He sat up straight in bed starting to sweat. His eyes wondered around the room. They stopped on a girl with a white flowing dress. Heero jumped and got up to his knees and pulled the blanket up to his chin. She had short purplish hair. She smiled at Heero and held out her hand.
Noin: I'm Noin, the ghost of Christmas past! I have come to show you Christmas past.
Heero: I gathered that part!
Spanky: His eyes where wide with apprehensiveness. He didn't know what to do, so he screamed like a girl- go on that's good! I'm enjoying this.
Heero: *Screams* ok, umm get out?
Noin: I don't think so.
Spanky: She snapped his fingers and Heero was standing right besides her. She took his hand and they were lost in a swirl of color, then they appeared in front of a window.
Heero: Where are we? Wait, that's Relina and me!
Noin: We are in your past! Look, you're teasing her again! Here comes your only friends, at least you thought they were!
Little Heero: Hey Trowa and Catherine!
Little Trowa: Heero what are you doing for Christmas? You can come to my house Catherine and Relina are going to be there!
Little Catherine: Yeah Heero it'll be fun!
Little Heero: Bah Humbug!
Noin: how long have you been saying that?
Big Heero: *grunt*
Little Trowa: Come on Heero!
Little Relina: Please!
Little Heero: *flatly* no!
Spanky: Everyone leaves except for little Heero.
Noin: Why wouldn't you go with them?
Heero: Had to practice!
Noin: *Sarcastically* Oh, I see. Come look at this too.
Heero: Do I have too?
Noin: Yes.
Spanky: Noin grabs Heero's hand and that's all for now until the next chapter. Or until I think up some more stuff!