Disclaimer: I don't own Fruits Basket.
Shigure sighed, putting down his paper. He had finally finished his screenplay! And of course, he already knew who would star n it. He smiled to himself, wondering what his friends reactions would be once they saw how talented he was, he thought modestly. He reread his genius work one last time:
Setting: A beautiful castle in the sky. You see a beautiful flower in the window of the tower. Zoom into the tower.
Tohru: Alas! My beloved, Shigure, has left me for Ayame! Oh, how I weep! Cruel world, take me now!
Kyo flies through the window on a flying hippo.
Kyo: Never fear! I, Kyo Sohma, am here!
Kyo sweeps Tohru off her feet and into his muscular, tanned arms. He passionately kisses her, but suddenly, Kyo turns into a fish.
Tohru: Oh no! Kyo Sohma has turned into a fish! Whatever shall I do? I know! I will cook him a delicious meal of tuna!
Tohru exits to the royal kitchen while Kyo flops around and eventually dies. Enter Tohru with plate of Tuna.
Tohru: Oh no! My second beloved has left me! Cruel world, take me now! Oh, how I weep!
Tohru goes to gaze out the window, but slips on Kyos corpse and falls out the window. She falls to the ground, clearly dead.
Tohru: Oh no! I died!
Enter Shigure and Ayame. Ayame is wearing a wedding dress, while Shigure is naked.
Ayame: Tohru died?
Tohru: Yes! I'm so sorry for dying! I know this will cause you trouble!
Ayame: No trouble at all! Everybody has a spouse, so you don't really matter.
Tohru: What about Kyo?
Shigure: You killed him, remember?
Suddenly, Yuki rushes onto the scene. He is wearing a bikini.
Yuki: Shigure, why are you naked?
Shigure: Because I'm too sexy for my shirt!
Ayame: And everything else.
Tohru: Hello, have you not noticed that I'm dead?
All but Tohru: Nope.
Scene fades out. Credits roll.
Yep, that was definitely good. It was his best work yet! Although maybe he shouldn't have drank that much Sake before writing it…