I'M AFRAID OF MY OWN MIND. ;;
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Lets go back..Back, oh, say..About 150 or so years in the past. Two sins were in their room 'innocently'..
"I call top." Greed said, placing his hands on his hips.
"What the- NO! IM TOP!" Envy retorted darkly, his brackish colored hair nearly standing on end like an abashed cat's would, "I deserve it more. I'm older."
"You're also shorter then me." Greed quipped to reply quickly, his violet eyes gleaming from behind his sunglasses.
"NUH UH!" Envy fumed, and, with a flash of white light, he grew about five inches, "Ahahaha. Don't insult the shape-shifter, UGLY FACE." Envy replied, always quick with the intelligent name calling replies.
Greed raised an eyebrow, "Oh, wow. Good insult, really. I'm upset. Let me go sob and waste fifty of my million lives now." he replied, voice dripping with sarcasm.
"YOU BETTER BECAUSE I GET THE TOP!" Envy pointed out.
Now, you probably want to know what's going on. Well too bad. You don't get to know.
"I TOLD YOU!" Greed said furiously, hands turning into claws, "I FREAKIN' CALLED TOP, YOU DUMBASS!"
"DON'T CALL ME A DUMBASS, DUMBASS."
As one can tell. Envy is...Well..he isn't exactly the same as we know him...
"STOP COPYING MY INSULTS, STUPID!" and with that, the first punch was thrown. With a final growl, Greed and Envy ended up fighting on top of the bed angrily, when Dante made her appearance.
"..STOP FIGHTING IN HERE. GREED. YOU'RE ABOUT 200 YEARS OLD, AND ENVY, YOU'RE 250. NOW ACT YOUR AGE." and with that, she slammed the door closed.
Envy sighed, "I guess she's right..there are better ways to solve this.."
"You're right.." Greed said. And with that, kicked Envy off.
For in their midget room of ultimate smallness there was only one bed. And that bed was a bunk bed.
"I always get top." Greed said mockingly.
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