A yaoi fic we all wrote! There's going to be 3 chapters and one short extra funny 4th chapter. The second and third chapters focus entirely on one couple. (2-AxelXRoxas, 3-LightXL) By the way it's our first lemon, we're not very umm "descriptive", but we get our (erotic) point across. Sorry XD had to add the erotic part.

Yaoi, Lemons-don't like don't read

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Chapter 1-The Planning
It was the worst thunderstorm in the history of all of fanfiction-ville. The digital clock glowed 4 am and Axel was eating his breakfast. Axel took another delicate lick of his sea salt ice cream when Light smacked him in the back of the head.

"You can't eat ice-cream for breakfast!" A splatter of melted blue ice cream dripped onto Axel's cheek and drizzled down to his neck. "See," Light added as he bent over to lick the ice cream off Axel, suckling his neck for a moment or two.

"Hey!" Axel exclaimed and swatted Light away blushing. "You know I like Roxas, bloody Kira…" Light looked away stiffly shifting a stack of papers from hand to hand. "I can't help being distracted when you're shirtless."

"Huh?!" Axel looked down at his bare chest. "It's freaking hot! What do you
expect me to wear?!" Light muttered something that sounded like nothing. But seemed to dismiss the topic.

"Ok, I've been looking over the plans you gave me last night Axel."

"Yeah? What did you think about the part with the cheese grater and *bleep* and then *bleep* and Roxas covered in melted marshmallow *bleep* and then I *bleep* with his *bleep* so hard he *bleep* on the gummi ship *bleep* sauna *bleep* sprinklers *bleep* ooh and when Mickey Mouse-

"I get the point Axel!! But how would we get L and Roxas to do all this?"

"Well of course we- wait L? I thought this was just Roxas. Light, Light, you naughty boy."

"Well I, um…." Light looked at the floor blushing. "Need to prove I'm not Kira? By umm…screwing L's brains out?"

"Hmm…" Axel thought, that's a new one. "Ok. That makes sense!"

"So I was thinking you could just" Then Light proceeded ramble for the next 6 minutes continuously until Axel interjected.

"Dude! I don't give a crap about L! What do I do to get with Roxas?!"

"Sheesh. Ok here I give a list of what to do." Light handed Axel a piece of paper written on it the black ink of a madman. Axel looked at the paper grinning bigger and bigger.

"It's PERFECT! See-ya!" Axel ran out of the room.