Hermione's Journey

Chapter 1: Begginning

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Harmoiny Gragner got up and buttred her toast in the graet hall. She saw voldymort in the corner (he had come to attack! :O) eying her bannana as she eats it (he likes bnanas.)

Ron nuged her.

"hey baby said ron"

Hermany slapped him in the face in the face. (lolz rons a dick anyway) and broke his nose. Harry sat down two. She loved his litning scar.

"hey hemany" saided harry "you wanna come to my party ginnys comin to"

"yeah k lol ;)" said herminy (she fancied him).

"yeah shes gonna be hot" said harrry (he's a pimp lol).

The next day she got up got up and went to hogs smede to buy a dress for the parrty. At the store shemet lucus malfay he was in her year.

"hey hermany want to fuck" said lucyus (everyone in this movie is a dick like ron) but she killed him with aveda cadabra.

"NO" said narsissasa "MY OLNY BEST SON"

She went to her dorm and put on pnik eye shadow and a greeen dress. She wear high heels (becaus she can run in them lol) then she showered and went to the party.

Authir note: Hey guys! Huge plot tiwst comin hope u lik e the cliffhagner!