A DIRTY TRICK
I humbly submit my flimsy, no-plot, no timeline, Careese smut fest using the soap opera cliché of amnesia. Hope you enjoy.


CHAOS. That's all Jocelyn could call the trouble she caused John Reese. She looked down at his gorgeous but semi-conscious face as he lay in the private hospital bed with a bandage covering his head wound.

As she paced the floor she questioned herself over and over. How could she let this happen? Why did she beg him to accompany her on what should have been a simple stakeout? Just because she was in constant PMS mode over John, which for Joss meant Pleasuring My Self, didn't give her the excuse to be in his life every single night. Why couldn't she just invite him for a beer and maybe confess her feelings instead of pretending she needed him for work? And why wouldn't she listen to him and keep her head down when John ordered her to? Probably because he said it in his superiority tone which really meant: I'm the BadAss Vigilante and you're Helpless Joss. Ugh, words that got under her skin faster than his sexy smirk made her thighs twitch.

The nurse arrived to check his vital signs and assured her: "Don't worry Mrs. Rooney, your husband will be just fine. The swelling will go down with plenty of bed rest & relaxation."

"I'm glad to see what a dedicated, loving wife you are Mrs. Rooney." Finch said as he entered the room watching the scene with wide eyes.

Joss & Finch both looked at the nurse who finished her task and quickly left the room. Finch turned to Joss waiting for an explanation which Joss nervously gave in one whispered breath while she paced the room.

"Only a wife is allowed to be in his room and watch over him. He was protecting me and got hit by flying metal debris. Don't worry; I used one of his aliases so no one knows who we really are. He's going to be okay with rest & relaxation and I'm going to take him home and care for him and make sure he gets everything he needs. So stop looking at me like that, it will be okay. OKAY?" She ended with a shout.

"Head trauma is rarely that simple Detective. Let's step outside the room shall we?"

After they left, the doctor walked in to find John awake and alert so she spoke with a smile. "Mr. Rooney you're in the hospital with a head injury but you're doing well. I'd like to do some tests and ask you some questions before your wife Jocelyn and your employer Mr. French return to the room. Okay?"

30 minutes later the Doctor gave them the news that John indeed suffers from partial amnesia; missing the last 12 to 18 months of his memories. However, if he is in a loving, caring, nurturing environment it can stimulate any or all of his memories to return. The doctor also assured them that John is fully alert, he remembers them both and is willing to return home with Mrs. Rooney following his release tomorrow morning. The doctor sensed Jocelyn's hesitation and reassured her: "Mrs. Rooney just continue to satisfy all his wants & needs and keep him as stress-free as possible and in time, everything will return to normal."

Jocelyn smiled and said goodnight to both the Doctor and Finch before returning to John's room. A cot had been setup for her and John was eating a light dinner. She had to reassure him: "John I know you're confused and have a lot of questions but I promise you that I will take good care of you and help you get your memories back. Is there anything you want to ask me?"

John had a puzzled look on his face and touched his bandage, wincing a bit before he spoke: "What happened? How did I get here?"

"You were working a Number for Finch and I was accompanying you for backup when trouble broke out and during the fighting you hit your head." Jocelyn chastised herself for lying and playing such a dirty trick on John making him doubt his abilities instead of telling the truth. Well… the truth has many layers she rationalized.

John looked at her unsure but stated: "The last thing I remember about us is telling you that 'You Were A Girl After My Own Heart' and now I discover my dreams about us are finally a reality. I'm very happy Joss." John pulled her toward him for a searing kiss and used his other hand to push his tray away. John began to caress Jocelyn's neck and throat while his tongue explored her mouth. He tried to pull her on top of him but his straining erection was tenting his hospital gown.

Jocelyn was shocked to discover that he had wanted her as much as she wanted him but these new sensations were flooding & overloading her system and she tried to pull back.

"Um, John wait…(kiss)… it's too soon for this you're still recovering. Let's wait (kiss) awhile."

"Joss we're already a couple and it pains me to not remember how we are together. As much as I love you baby, I know we are hot as fire when we have sex. I need your help to regain those lost memories of our life together. Or at least you can help me create new ones. As a matter of fact you can help me remember right now; I want to shower with you." John smiled as he hurried out of bed and stood up, grabbing Joss by her shoulders as he pulled her body flush to his, letting her feel his manhood pressing against her while wrapping his arms around her waist and palming her firm ass.

Jocelyn had to wonder could she go this far to ease her guilt and keep her lie. YES, she said to herself. She's always wondered what sex with this exciting man would be like and she decided to plunge right in.

"But John it's too soon for shower sex because you're still unsteady on your feet. And we both know that you're not capable of restraint." She said winking at him.

"I will use the shower chair while you, My Love, will be on her feet doing all the work." John stood tall over Joss and leaned his powerful body over her letting his hands undress and explore her soon-to-be-naked body.

In the shower stall John sat facing the waterspray while a naked Joss was on her knees giving him the deep, sensual, carnal kiss reserved for lovers. John pulled her hair back and closed his eyes enjoying the contrasting sensations of sharp teeth nipping his crown while the wet, soothing, coolness of her tongue teased the lengthy vein underneath. She was enthusiastic and sexy as her head bobbed up & down on him and he was glad that he couldn't remember this because now it was as if it were their first time and that turned him on even more until his body could no longer hold back the force of his pleasure. He began to rumble & spasm as both passion and pleasure merged in his body and became release.

John breathed heavily and let his pleasured body enjoy the added sensation of the warm water cooling him off before Joss stood and leaned her head back into the waterspray. He watched with renewed excitement as the water cascaded down her body slowly dripping off her nipples as he quickly leaned forward to drink from them causing Jocelyn to moan and pull away from him with a teasing smile.

"You are still recuperating Mr. Patient or should I say Mr. Impatient. That's enough for you for now. But I'm so turned on by your passion that I just need to satisfy myself quickly." Joss began to close her eyes and move her hand from her full tits, past her stomach to her tender, swollen pearl awaiting her fingers. Slowly she opened herself as John watched with wide eyes and his erect member waiting to serve her.

He lusted after her for a few more seconds before he took action. He stood and grabbed Jocelyn turning them so that she sat in the chair while he maneuvered to his knees before her. While sitting in the chair Jocelyn continued rotating her pearl between her fingers until John forcibly moved her hand to replace it with his hot mouth and cool tongue, giving her pearl an intense, penetrating tongue kiss & swirl that soon made Jocelyn vocalize her passion while she came forcefully. Panting and shaking herself back to the present, she recognized that the reality of John Reese was far more intense than all her fantasies.

Looking directly into her eyes, John helped her to her feet and pressed himself into her against the side shower wall thus allowing the massaging water to caress them both. He breathed heavily and looked from her eyes to her mouth as he kissed her endlessly stealing her breath with each wet, lip-smacking release.

The lovers then washed and dried themselves off before Joss got dressed to leave.

"What do you think you're doing? You aren't leaving; I'm not done with you yet."

"John that's enough for one night" Joss said while putting on her lacy bra & panties but the stubborn man kept trying to remove everything she put on.

"You're staying with me tonight then we will leave together when I'm released tomorrow." He ordered.

Being just as stubborn as he, Joss kept getting dressed. "John, I can't spend the night with you. The nurses could catch us any minute. You need to rest & relax per Doctor's orders."

"That's exactly what I intend to do: I'm going to rest myself inside of your juicy goodness allowing you to ride me until we're both relaxed and fall asleep in one another's arms." He said with simple smirk as he stood beside the bed.

"John there is not enough room on that hospital bed to do that."

Unwilling to concede to her stubborness, John employed his jedi mind trick: his voice. "Come here Jocelyn. Take off your clothes and lie naked on the bed."

She looked at the dark blue of his eyes and saw his growing erection as she slowly removed what little she had put on. She decided to be a bit disobedient and stand naked beside his hospital bed awaiting orders.

"You heard me Jocelyn, lie down on the bed and spread your legs."

The defiant streak in her wouldn't let her give in to him so quickly. She climbed onto the bed using her knees and sat on the back of heels. She smirked at him and awaited further orders.

"Fine Detective, I love a woman on her knees." He reached for her and turned her around so that she was still on her knees but now she was facing the bed with her behind in the air towards John. He reached around and rubbed her hips admiring her hourglass figure. He leaned down and placed wet kisses down her back and onto her hips and finally kissing his way to her smooth, sexy behind. He lightly caressed her pearl with the tips of his fingers causing her to respond incoherently with breathless panting and moaning.

He used his magic fingers to explore all over Jocelyn's body and when he finished; he stood up straight and gave her ass a light smack for her disobedience as she "ouched" in surprise.

John was not a man of uncontrolled passions but he truly wanted to impale himself deep inside her until he came. Lust fueled his body so much that he became selfish with need and informed Jocelyn in his commanding voice: "This sweet, sticky thing belongs to me and per Doctor's orders; you're to keep me satisfied. Do you understand?" John asked while his wicked fingers continued to touch her all over especially where she wanted them most.

"Did you hear me Jocelyn?" He repeated as he rubbed himself up and down her wet core, teasing her until she responded by begging him to satisfy her.

"Then you didn't hear me Jocelyn. I said this is mine and its only purpose is to satisfy me not to be satisfied. Understand?"

"NO. I need satisfaction too. If you aren't capable of pleasing me than I have other methods at my disposal, I don't need you but you have great need of me. So let's negotiate." Said the fake Mrs. Rooney to her fake husband.

"Maybe, maybe…NOT." He said as he thrust himself all the way into her heat. They both cried out from the intense emotion and sensation of their first joining. Although only Jocelyn knew that this was truly their first time. John's amnesia made him think he couldn't remember their actual first time but every nerve in his body reacted to what seemed a familiar, warm, tickling her body gave to the length of his member. She was pulling and squeezing him inside her and her muscles contracted around him in a way that once again pulled together his passion and his pleasure for the beautiful Detective. They both moved and thrust into one another until the sweet climax wracked both their bodies and exhaustion overtook them.

Joss just collapsed forward onto her stomach while John walked on his unsteady legs to turn off the light and join her in the small bed as they slept wrapped in one another. John leaned down and kissed the top of her wild, wet hair and smiled with contentment knowing that he had won this battle.

He thought to himself: "She deserved the dirty trick I played on her tonite. Next time I tell her to stay down and covered, she'd damn well better listen."

END