Addiction, by HoHoHolly
Harry Potter and Ron Weasley lounged on a set of leather
chairs in front of the blaring TV. In his one hand, Harry held the remote—in
the other, an ice cold glass of Coke. Ron sighed as he devoured a bowl of
potato chips.
CLICK!
"This is crap," Harry and Ron chorused as Harry flipped
through the channels.
CLICK!
"Crap."
CLICK!
"Crap."
CLICK!
"Crap."
This went on for quite some time until Harry spotted
something of interest…
"SWEET! FREE PORN! SCORE!" Harry and Ron screamed as they
settled back to watch the free show. On screen, a totally nude woman was
spraying whipped cream all over another, grinning and laughing playfully.
"What channel is this, anyway?" Ron asked incredulously.
"Who cares?" Harry drooled, staring transfixed at the
screen. "The Dursleys let me get cable after I put an Impotency Charm on Vernon
for a week."
Ron snorted. "You really did that?"
Harry could only nod as he continued to gaze lustfully at
the television.
After that there was only silence for thirty minutes
straight as Harry and Ron watched, seemingly hypnotized by the gyrating figures
on the glowing screen before them.
Soon, the feature was over, and a commercial announced that
"Three Men and a Little Lady…and a Goat" would be coming up next.
"Shit, dude," said Ron, "that was fuckin' awesome!"
"Tell me about it!" said Harry, getting up to fetch two
cans of Coke from the mini-fridge.
As the movie began and the credits rolled, they heard
footsteps on the stairs. "Who is it?" Harry yelled quickly, worried that it
might be Dudley wanting to watch with them.
"Hi!" a cheerful voice came. "Did I surprise you—ahh!"
"Oh, uh, Hermione!" said Ron. "How nice to see you! We were
just watching, er—"
"PBS," finished Harry. "It's a, er, documentary. On
whales."
"Then why the hell is that woman straddling that goat and
taking her clothes off?!" Hermione wailed.
"Er," said Harry.
"Um," said Ron.
"You know what?" she screamed. "You guys are sick! Watching
pornography, I never thought even you would stoop that low! Is this what you do
in your spare time? How disgusting—damn, that guy's hot."
Harry grinned. "Grab a chair, Hermione, you're in for a
long ride."
***
It was only after the conclusion of "Rectum Candy Part 12:
The Girls Strike Back" that Harry, Ron, and Hermione emerged from their
porno-induced stupor. Racing to different phones, they quickly dialed all their
friends from Hogwarts.
"Dean! You gotta come see this!"
"Hey, Neville! You'll love this…"
"Dammit, Draco! I don't care if you hate me! It's goddamn
porn!"
"Lavender! You'll never guess what's going on…"
"Seamus! Dude…it's fantasy scenario #523!"
"Pansy! Come quickly!"
After about an hour, they had all arrived, and the party
was about to start…
TO BE CONTINUED…
Author's note: Dedicated to FuBaR and Evil_JarJar for
inspiring me to write and being damn good authors. ;) This was written with
help from my friend, Sekzi Sadie…the next part should be posted within a day or
two, with any luck. Please review!