Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto
Summary: Team Seven realizes that they have a life of a shinobi.
ZOMGZ. I'm writing agaaaiinn!!! 'Tis me- Emy-chan-tan-fan, here to tell you about one of my new -of many- inspirations! There will be four chapters: First, Kakashi and Jiraiya's POV- then whatever I want later. BWUAHAHA READ THIS STORY AND REVIEW PLEASE! The more reviews, the more I get to gloat in KatieisHellsAngel's FACE! Yay!
Sasuke.
Naruto.
Sakura.
My students.
They are my life.
The only ones to pass my test of skill.
Kakashi laughed at the sight. He laughed hysterically, it was hilarious. They were dead! DEAD! He thought it was great, ridiculous, amazing! All three of his subordinates had managed to be killled, by the other!
After the fued between the legendary Sannins', Orochimaru, Tsunade, and Jiraiya had used his students to fight each other. Unfortunately, the Sannin Trio had also started their own battle. Kakashi's pride and joy were all dead, Orochimaru was killed by Sakura- a largely powerful punch straight into his chest- where a gory hole protruded through, Sasuke had been pissed off that Sakura had annhilated the Snake before him, and Chidori'd the old hag across the forehead- killing her instantly. The last standing, was our very own Perverted Hermit, Jiraiya.
Left by himself, Jiraiya had slowly withered into a dead soul- and commited suicide. His best friend, and the woman he might have loved- gone. The pain was unbearable, and he knew he had to end it, by using his still in-place toad form battle, Gammabunta, he was shot with two hundred tons of oil, and set himself on fire, leaving only the ashy remains, and a letter, revealing the details of the epic Sannin battle.
Sasuke's appendix and liver had been dis-inlodged by a scratch from Naruto's incredible claws, and his head had been literally knocked off it's shoulders by Jiraiya -out of spite, after Sasuke had declared that he would destroy them all, and rape Sakura before their very eyes. Horrified, Sakura had stood frozen as her mentor's teammate, clearly focusing a burning gaze of hate and evil upon the last surviving Uchiha, purely kicked the living shit out of him.
Naruto had been killed after entering the Seventh Tail of the Kyuubi, Jiraiya wrote that he was as lucky as he was; surviving the Fourth Tail, his body slowly giving in as the Eighth Tail grew within him. Following through that event, as Itachi and Kisame unexpectedly arrived, and were immediately thrown aside to die as the aura of distain and the wavering Eight Tails swished into their systems- draining them of life.
Before he was hit by Jiraiya and Naruto, Sasuke had forcefully grabbed Sakura by the shoulders -after she had just killed Orochimaru, and he Tsunade- and left her half-dead and bleeding internally as he thrust his katana across her upper-thigh, and seven inches into her hip, practically slicing her left leg off. After his declaration of rape towards her, and Jiraiya causing his death, Sakura's heart had died out, enraging Naruto into his Kyuubi form, before being destroyed by himself.
So Kakashi laughed.
Laughed and laughed and laughed.
Until he could laugh no more.
His heart wrenched.
His heart ached.
And soon he was no more.