Hey, this is my first attempt at a fan fiction so please don't hate too much. I hope you enjoy.

Just a quick disclaimer also, I don't own any characters other than my self inserted guy and all others are property of NINTENDO.

Cataclysm in Ylisse

Chapter 1: First Impressions

"Chrom, we have to do SOMETHING!" A voice disturbed my sleep

"Oi Jay, get off my 3DS."

"What do you propose we do?" A gruffer voice follows.

"Jay Get off!"

I know that the first one is Lissa and the second Chrom from Fire Emblem Awakening. I guess that's what comes from playing the whole game through 10 times

"I… I dunno." Says Lissa.

"Gods I hate you sometimes Sis."

Strange, I don't remember my bedroom being in a bush

Wait, that can't be…

WHY THE HELL IS CHROM FROM FIRE EMBLEM OVER THERE!

OK, calm down Sven, you must still be asleep. If I just pinch myself… OW.

So this is real, I'm in Ylisse, what else is new?

Oh, they're helping the male avatar up.

"Thank you Chrom" He said

Voice 2 for male avatar I see

I wonder who he will be paired up with, wait, they're still talking

"My name is… It's… Hmm?"

"…You don't know your own name?" Chrom's eyes narrowed slightly.

OK, heard all this before just need them to walk off now.

"Peace friend, we'll hear all you have to say back in town."

Thank you Naga!

And there they go, Fredrick the Wary trailing behind last.

Just sneak through the bushes and catch up to them.

"My name is Chrom-but then you already knew that." Really? I never knew. "The delicate one here is my little sister, Lissa."

"I am NOT delicate! …Hmph! Ignore my brother, please. He can me a bit thick sometimes."

I smell smoke, must be those bandits, I wonder if I have any weapons to fight them with and what class am I anyway.

On the subject of wondering, what has it got in it's pocketses? Phone, I wonder if I can get Internet access here. Five pound note, no use in this dimension. One ring to rule them all, fake of course although maybe there is some sort of spell I can on it use to make it actually turn the wearer invisible. And 3DS with Awakening in of course.

Might as well brush up on the storyline, it has been 5 days since my last 100% run through.

Press start to begin and WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL? This is a GPS not a game. Still, it could come in handy. Hey what's a "Profile Scanner"?

Let's use it on Chrom.

Name: Chrom- Captain of the Shepherds. Treats his men firmly but fairly.

Class : Lord -A youth of royal blood. Wields swords

Level : 1 EXP-0/100

Items :

Falchion (E)-Eff: Dragon

Rapier -Eff: Beast, Armour

Vulnery -Restores 10 HP

Skills :Dual Strike+

It even has a picture and stats. This is like the bottom screen whilst in a skirmish.

Hey wait, maybe I can use this on myself

Just scan…

Name: Sven -An otherworldly enigma with the potential to save a doomed world

Class :Chameleon- A person with the ability to others. Wields whatever the replicating target can

Level :1 EXP-0/100

Item : Concoction-Restores 20 HP

Skills : Camouflage-Replicates an ally's Class, Stats, Skills and Weapon Experience for 5 turns.

Cool, I haven't seen a Chameleon unit since Shadow Dragon. I wonder how I transform.

Hmm. Maybe I should hit our precious prince off at the pass so I can test it. Let's go to Southtown.