This is a collection of random funny scences I made up, with Warrior Cats. I hope you enjoy! :D

How To get Kicked Out of StarClan:

Characters: Yellowfang, Firestar, Cloudtail.

Yellowfang: "Hey! Fireheart, over here!"
Firestar: "You dare call me by my warrior name? THAT HURTS, GURL!"

Yellowfang: "Oh, sorry, Firepaw. Anyway, come over here!"

Cloudtail: "OHHH BURN!"

Firestar: "Shaddap Cloudtail"

Yellowfang: "No, no, you're related, so Cloudpaw, Firepaw is being a jerk right now, so I may just have to show you instead."

Firestar: "HAHAHAHAHAHA TAKE THAT CLOUDTAIL!"

Yellowfang: "Firekit! Bad! say you're sorry to Cloudpaw this second!"

Cloudtail: *sad kitty eyes*

Firestar: "Yellowfang."

Yellowfang: "Why yes, little Firekit?"

FIrestar: "You suck."

Cloudtail: "OHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S GOING DOOOOOOWN!"