WARNING: There will be one lemon about every chapter or so. Have fun!
It's not fun, leaving. My name is Sid, and I'm 18. Before I even start, let me clarify something: I'm not an extremely negative human being. But I don't exactly come from a great family, and I wouldn't be missed. My dad was dead, my mom a drunk whore. Her "boyfriends" always hit me, and sometimes her.
Like I said, I won't be missed. This was a comforting thought as I ran into the woods. I ran for hours, until I reached the sandy outcropping in the forest. I pulled out the bottle, and swore. It wasn't water like I thought, it was vodka in a water bottle. I shrugged and sipped it anyway.
Hey, I'm justified.
It was nasty, and I spewed it onto the square sand outcropping. Then I heard a shifting, and the sand slide off the hill. I scrambled at the ground, unsuccessfully. I felt myself slip off the cliff, and watched the ground fly by.
I whirled my head down, and saw water beneath me. I tried to maneuver my way into feet first, before the water suddenly appeared around me.
I felt... fine. The water wasn't very cold, so I swam up to the surface. I spotted an uneven shore nearby. I swam forward, then pulled myself onto the ground.
The grass was bright, and a forest swayed next to me. I was in a smallish lake under an overhang, which resembled... No... My minecraft world? I had always played at school, but this was real! I looked up where I came from and saw nothing. No sandy cliff, just open sky.
While I was looking up, a groan of metal sounded in front of me. I could barely catch a gleam of iron in the sun when a sledgehammer of force hit my head.
I slid along the ground until I hit a tree. I looked up, and saw a massive shadowy figure standing over me. The figured raises an arm, and I called on my body to answer, but I couldn't move.
As the arm descended I screamed "Fuck you!" In defiance. A loud zapping noise sounded behind me, and out of nowhere a pitch black figure slammed a fist into Mr. Shadowy's facial area.
The shadowy figure stumbled back, and I pulled myself up. As I sat up, from behind me whizzed two arrows. They made a thunking noise as they slammed into the shadowy figures chest.
The creature stood up straight, and I saw it as it really was: A massive iron golem. The figure in black stood in front of me was a woman, in her early 20s, dressed in a black leather coat and shorts that revealed quite a bit of leg. Her skin is black as night, and her hair is a deep purple, almost like her skin. She couldn't be... An enderman(or woman)?!
She snarled at the golem "Fuck off, Gorn!"
I like her already. Gorn yelled "What do you care, bitch?" A whistling noise registers, and an iron axe flipping end over end shoots through the air past my head. The tool lodges itself in Gorn's chest, knocking him back. A softer voice behind me says "No one calls Shira a bitch." Said Shira barks a laugh and says " Good. Now we have a reason to kick your ass up between your little iron ears."
Gorn stumbles forward, but a blur of green leaps past me and stops next to him. The blur was A girl, with deep red hair, and green skin. She wears a light blue fleece, with dark blue jeans. She almost looks like... a zombie? The zombie wrenches the axe out of Gorn's chest, eliciting a gasp. She whirls around, and hits Gorn in the side of his head with the flat of the axe.
She's a smallish girl, but Gorn goes sprawling onto the ground to my left. A chuckle comes from the trees near Gorn, and a voice eminates out. "Guess you three still got it, huh?"
Zombie girl blushes, and I see Shira smile as well. Out of the tree walks a man with orange skin, and an similarly colored shirt and pants. Floating over his extended palm is a ball of black and orange ingulfed in flames. I guess he's the blaze if the group.
Then I notice their stances. Zombie girl and Shira are both standing backs to me, protectively. Even Blazey is closing the distance between me and Gorn. He turns to Gorn, lying on the ground, and raises his fireball. His voice rings across the small, shady clearing. "Make one move Gorn, and I'm smelting iron."
Gorn growls and pulls himself up into a charge after Blazey. I shout out, and grab at the nearest thing, an iron axe lying on the ground near me. I act instinctually, throwing the axe just like the Zombie girl.
Blazey steps back as the axe catches Gorn in his left shoulder. Gorn stumbles back, and Blazey, growling, hurls his fireball. The orb explodes against Gorn's face, and heats the metal white hot in a split second. Gorn's face explodes backwards, and slag spews past his shoulder. Gorn howls in pain, and rears back, showing his injury. The fire had blown off the left side of his face, and there was a massive hole where his metallic eye was.
Shira yells out "Now get the hell out! Of! Here!" Punctuating each word with first a jump forwards, and then two kicks that make loud clangs off Gorn's chest. Gorn snarles and pulls himself away, taking off through the trees.
Blazey cocks his head, listening to Gorn's clangs through the trees. He speaks "I better pursue him, make sure he doesn't circle back. You three take care of the... person" He takes off, practically floating through the trees.
Wait, you three?
Shira walks over too me and asks "Are you okay?" I become acutely aware of the fact that I fell of a cliff, and then got kicked into a tree. Pain roars up in my head and gut, and I collapse to the ground.
I'll add the first lemon next chapter