Half-Full: Life Infection

Gordon Freeman who was tie peeing on a computer saw a massage that said "Garden Feeman, this is Barniy. Kliner needs ur halp rite away!"

So Grodon went to Kliner's hideout were he saw Barney drinking sada and bear. "Goorden, Kleiner's headcrap is mising!" said Barney. "wee must finds it!" said Gordon to Barney.
Than Kleiner come out of nowhere and yellowed "Lammar is dead" and he fell to ground and cryed. Gordon and Barney knew waht to do now. They drove in a jeep to teh bulding were headcrap come from.

The evil boss who was the leeder of the bulding said "I have kiled Lamar becuse i needed teh blod to make a half full blood cell which could infact a citi!" "No, you will not infact the city!" yelled Gordon Freeman with mad.
So Gordon picked up his crobar and tryed to hit the boss in the head but mised.
Barney pulled out his gun but the evil boss kicked his lag.
"Ha ha" laufghed the evil boss. "Its two late now!" said the evil boss.
"OH NOOO!" yeled Gordon.

The evil boss sprayed infacted blood into city and evryone become sick.
"wats do wee do knw?" aksed Barney to Gordon.
"I gots an idea!" said Gordon back to Barney. Gordon took aminal poop from the ground and suks out the germs which swas teh cure for sick people. And he took a lazr which shot the poop on to the citi. and the peeple were no sick any more but they were durty and smeled.

"No you have stoped me!" yeled the evil boss to Gordon and Barney. So the evil boss punchd Barney in the head and Barney was unconchinensiuos. Gordung puled his lazer which smeled like poo and shot the poo in teh evil bosses mouth which gave the evil boss diheria but he was cosnipated so he dyed.

The peeople were happy and the citi was saved. Gordon woke Barney up and said "Barney ewe did et! we stopped the evill boss from infacting evewryone with Lamar's blod!" said Gordon to Barney with smiles. Then Kliner come out and was infacted because the goast of Lamar wass on his head.

"Gordon and Barney you will be infacted becuase u didnt save Lamar!" said Kliner to Gordon and Barney.
"No we wont!" yelled Gordon and Barney. Gordon and Barney punched Kliener in teh head.
The gost of Lamar got off his hed butt Kliner died and the goast went to headcrap hell.

"We did it!" said Gordon. But Barney had diehera from the citi and it was very gassy.

"Ha ha" Gordon laffed and went to clean all the poo because evryon in teh citi was mad at him. Gordon was sad because he had to clean up all the poo.

"DONT TOUCH THAT POO, GORDON!"

The End