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Prologue
Tsunade looked over the list of jounin that were injured in the last bar fight. Many of the wounds were minor, but this was the ninth fight in less than a week. It was getting ridiculous. The jounin needed something to unwind that wasn't going to get them injured and wasn't going to have the people of the town complaining to her daily. She sighed and flipped open the paper to see if she won anything. As Tsunade scanned the paper she saw that there was a Bingo event going on at the elderly home and she smiled.
"Shizune! Get in here!" Tsunade yelled, making her assistant rush in, dropping an armful of files on the ground.
"What is it Lady Tsunade?" Shizune asked looking around the room for any sign of danger. Tsunade flipped the paper over and tossed to Shizune; who looked at it confused. "What about it?"
"It's the answer to our jounin problem." Tsunade answered with a grin on her face. "They can blow off some steam doing something non-lethal and I don't have to deal with angry property owners. It's perfect."
Shizune looked at the paper again and shook her head slowly. She knew that most of the jounin would never go for this and the ones who did were super competitive. Anko and Gai would probably be the only ones that showed up to the Bingo event.
"I'm making it an official order for all of the jounin that are currently in the village to attend this Shizune." Tsunade said with a small smirk on her face. "They will only be excused if they are injured."
"Alright, but I don't think that this is a good idea. You know how competitive some of them are. It may come to blows at this bingo event you know." Shizune said already planning on where the event would take place and how many medical ninja to have on hand in case there was a fight. "I'll send a notice to all of the jounin."
Kakashi looked at the notice that had been tacked to his door and suppressed a groan. He knew that he would never get away with taking a mission if Gai saw this. Gai would make this another one of his challenges and there would be no way to get out of it. Settling down on the roof of his apartment, Kakashi began reading the newest book that Jiraiya had just released.
Just as Kakashi thought, when Gai got his notice, he ran over to Kakashi's house and made it an official challenge. Kakashi just waved him off and Gai went to bother Anko.
Anko, Asuma, Kurenai, Genma and Raido were all sitting on top of the Hokage heads reading their notices. They all knew that this would not end well, but they had no choice. Gai came running up and announced that the Bingo event was going to be another challenge between Kakashi and himself before disappearing again.
"This is going to be so much fun." Genma muttered biting down hard on the senbon in his mouth. "Anyone want to bet on who wins that challenge?"
"Kakashi." Everyone said tossing Genma a handful of money.
TBC…..
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