A/N: Okay this is my first story, so if you don't like it, give me another chance with some of my other ones. I wrote this with the help of rusure44, CHECK HER STORIES OUT THEY ARE AWESOME! You will be sure to get a laugh!
Disclaimer: Me no own Harry Potter.
"Good morning, fellow death eatas!" Voldemort greeted his servants. "Welcome to breakfast with the death eatas! Serve yourselves!"
Everyone scrambled for the food to eat and sat in their assigned seats. Severus reluctantly sat next to Bellatrix. He greased and slowly ate his cereal. Bellatrix ate her bagels with pride and passed notes to Narcissa. Yaxley cackled along with Wormtail, Voldemort sat at the head of the table, Draco (being part-dog) sat under the table, and Lucius ate politely. Severus chewed loudly and distracted everyone.
Voldemort tapped a spoon to his glass to get everyone's attention. "Ahem. My loyal death eatas, I have an announcement! I would like to introduce to you my fiancé, Ginevra Weasley."
Bellatrix's fork clattered to the ground. In the silence you could hear Snape's steady dripping of grease. Ginny shyly smiled and waved, having magically appeared by Voldemort's chair.
Bellatrix was red as a tomato. Snape was surprised. "Miss Weasley?" Yaxley gasped.
"Yes I can love," Voldemort revealed, as if they should've known that. Ginny hugged Voldie and Bellatrix's glass broke in her hand.
A/N: This is my first story like I said. So please please please review! Tell me what I can do to improve if you hated it, and if you loved it that's nice to hear too!