Something to do with love…
~A/N~ Can you tell I was stoned while I wrote this? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
To you, he might be ugly, as strange as that sounds. You probably see a fat, lazy, ugly man.
Do you know what I see? The truth. His warm big belly to lay my head on at night. Strong arms to keep me wrapped up and protected at night. Lips to kiss me, and to say the things I love to hear.
To you, he might be stupid, as impossible as that seems. You probably see a dumb guy and a loser.
Really, he is the smartest man I know. He always knows what I'm thinking. He knows how to touch me just where I like it. He understands everything I say and respects it as well. I always tell him, 'You're genius is showing!"
To you, he might be worthless. You probably think that he will never amount to anything. You probably think he will do nothing but to lay under that stupid rock all day.
Well guess what? I see something different. He cares for me everyday and doesn't complain if I give him overtime. He never lays in that stupid rock anymore, he's always too busy sleeping in my bed, next to me. And after our wedding is over next week, he'll be the one to care for our newly adopted scallop while I'm busy at work.
Patrick Star. Caregiver, lover, and super genius. Also known as my hero.