- Okay, so this is my first one of these! Be nice, okay? I got inspiration from a bunch of other people, so thank them first! Let's get this show on the road! -
-Fades In-
Sol: Ello people! It'sa me, Mario!
Sora: Nuh-uh, you're XxOoSolanaSkylarXxOo, silly!
Sol: *glares at Sora* No duh, porcupine!
Kairi: Hey, don't call him that, Sol!
Sol: I can call him whatever I want to, so zip it, like that obvious "welcome sign" for Sora you call your dress!
Kairi: Just because it has zippers on it, doesn't mean I'm a slut!
Sol: *smirks* I never said that, but okay.
Kairi: OH THAT'S IT! *Gets out Destiny Place keyblade*
Sol: HAH! YOU'RE BETTER OFF WITH A TOOTH PICK THAN THAT FLOWERY TOY! *Gets out custom keyblade, Soul Skies*
*Sol and Kairi fight, and the guys watch, while the girls try to break it up*
Riku: CAT FIGHT!
Axel: My money's on Sol!
Roxas: I second that!
Sora: My Kairi is totally gonna whoop Sol's ass!
Zexion: ...Isn't anybody going to break this up? We have an introduction to get underway.
Demyx: *shakes head nervously* I dunno... Sol looks pretty scary...
Terra: She's almost as scary as Aqua was that one time I stole her bra from the hamper in her room!
Aqua: IT WAS YOU? I THOUGHT IT WAS VEN!
Ven: I told you it wasn't me!
Aqua: Sorry Ven. *glares at Terra* I'll give you five seconds to explain.
Terra: You're the only Kingdom Hearts chick with boobs. Get over it. And I love y-
Aqua: TIME'S UP! *summons keyblade* PAYBACK ASSHOLE!
*Terra and Aqua fight. Well, Terra gets his ass handed to him on a silver platter*
Marluxia: *Screams like a girl*
*Gets everybody else fighting over who screamed...idiots*
Zexion: This is getting annoying. Ah-hem... EVERYBODY CALM THE HELL DOWN AND GET THIS OVER WITH!
*Everyone stops to stare at Zexion*
Xion: What the hell was that? You're usually the quiet emo who reads his books in the corner.
Zexion: *eye twitches* I am not emo, damn you...
Sol: Sure you aren't, Zexy. Anyways, as I was saying!
Kairi: *grumbles* Before you insulted my boyfriend...
Namine: Kairi, please just let it go.
Kairi: Fine...for now...
Axel: Whipped!
Kairi: I'm not dating Namine, dumbass. She's my nobody.
Axel: Well that's not very nice to call somebody.
Kairi: You're a nobody too!
Axel: Hurtful!
Kairi: *groans* Nevermind.
Sol: SHUT UP PLEASE!
Axel: She was being mean to me, Sol!
Kairi: No I wasn't!
Sol: Kairi, I will feed you to the sharks in my basement if you keep this up.
Kairi: Fine...*mumbles*
Sol: Anyways, I'm XxOoSolanaSkylarXxOo, or Lyndsey, my real name. You guys can call me either Sol, which is what I am going by, or Lana, or Sky. Whatever is fine.
Xemnas: Just get to the point.
Sol: *narrows eyes* You shouldn't have done that. Now, I click a magic button. *clicks button*
Mansex: ...WHAT THE HELL? I AM NOT MANSEX! ITS XEMNAS, LEADER OF ORGANIZATION 13, XEHANORT'S NOBODY, THE RULER OVER NOTHING, AND SOON TO BE, KINGDOM HEARTS! I DESERVE MY RESPECT!
Sol: Oh yes, you are so right. Lemme fix it, then. *clicks button again*
Sexman: ...THIS ISN'T ANY BETTER! CHANGE IT BACK!
Saix: I kinda like it...
*Everyone stares at him*
Xigbar: What did you just say?
Saix: U-umm, err, nothing. It was nothing important. What is important, however, is Sol to change back Master Xemnas' name.
Sol: Fine. Just don't tell me what to do next time, 'kay Man- um, Xemnas? *changes back*
Xemnas: Fine. *mutters* Not.
Sol: Well, anyways, I know a LOT, and I mean, A LOT, of people do this, but I wanna do this too. Welcome, finally, to Kingdom Truth or Dare! Nice name, huh? I wanted it to be unique. Kinda like Nami's name.
Namine: Thank you, Sol.
Sol: Don't mention it!
Roxas: Mention what?
Sol: Wasn't talking to you, Roxy.
Roxas: Oh.
Sol: Retard...
Axel: Hey! Don't call my best friend that!
Xion: Yeah!
Sol: Fine, don't get your panties in a twist!
Axel: I wear boxers for your information!
Sol: *stares at* Really? Are you sure?
Axel: *looks down at ground* No. I wear...*grumbles* Fruit Of The Loom underwear.
*everyone busts out laughing*
Xaldin: What a homo!
Sol: *wipes eyes from laughing so hard* Anyways, you can ask anybody from Kingdom Hearts a question. Even me, though I'm not a character. The host IS allowed to play too, ya know? See, I have a portal over here in my room, in the corner, so Zexy can't hide there and cut himself-
Zexion: HEY!
Sol: And the portal brings whoever the question was directed to over in my room. The people in my room right now aaaaarrrreeee: Sora, Riku, Kairi-
Sora, Riku, Kairi: Hey!
Sol: Tidus, Selphie, Wakka-
Tidus, Wakka, Selphie: What's up?
Sol: Hayner, Pence, Olette-
Hayner: Whatever.
Sol: Attitude much?
Hayner: Whatever.
Pence: Hiya!
Olette: Hi there!
Sol: Ven, Aqua, Terra- (From Birth By Sleep, coming out Sept. 7th to the US!)
Ven, Aqua, Terra: Hello!
Sol: Namine and Roxas-
Namine: *waves shyly*
Sol: How innocent. Poor girl will be scarred for life by this.
Namine: *gulps* Wh-what?
Roxas: Don't worry Nams, I'll protect you!
Namine: Thank you, Roxas.
Sol: Okay, no more lovey-dovey right now. And last, but not least, Organization 13, and Xion, since she was technically in it!
Org 13: Sup?
Sol: Okay, and if you have any other questions for anybody not mentioned, feel free to ask! That's why I have the portal, after all! To ask questions, be it truth or dare, is to send a review in with the question/dare. You can ask more than one!
Vexen: What about the rules?
Riku: You're such an old fart. I'm glad Axel killed you off in Chain Of Memories.
Vexen: Quiet you!
Sol: He's not wrong. Anyway, as for rules, there are none. You can character bash if you want, just don't bash people that like the character or the couple. Yaoi/Yuri is okay, I just don't like it though, so don't expect, for example, Axel and Roxas to get married in Las Vegas, then have sex in a hotel there. You can do stuff like that, I just won't do it without being asked.
Axel: Ugh, that's disgusting! I could do better than Roxas if I was gay.
Roxas: Yeah right. In KH2, the only reason you were in the game was because you were looking for me! You even stalked me, so I'm starting to question if you are gay or not.
Axel: Shut up! *pulls out chakrams*
Roxas: Bring it, pansy! *gets out duel keyblades*
Sol: Okay, let's end this before the place becomes a battlefield! Anyways, make sure to send some reviews okay? I can try to update as much as I can, since school is starting soon for me, so it's technically nice of me to do this right before school starts.
Kairi: *snorts* You being nice. That's bullshit.
Sol: *gasps* Did the Mary-Sue just swear? *grabs Soul Skies* Care to repeat that, hooker?
Kairi: Oh it's on! *gets out Destiny Place again*
*Axel and Roxas continue fighting, while Kairi and Sol start fighting*
Sora: *holds Kairi poster* GO KAIRI!
Riku: Please. She can't fight with any weapon, including her's. I gave her that because it looked gay in my hands, plus she hardly did any damage. Hell, even if I gave her mine, she'd get killed.
Sora: You take that back! *pulls out Ultima Weapon*
Riku: Try and make me! *gets Way to Dawn*
*Sora and Riku start fighting*
Larxene: This looks like fun! I wanna fight!
Everyone in Org: Of course you would, bitch...
Larxene: Oh it's on! *attacks with Lightning Knives*
*Room becomes battlefield...*
Pluto: Make sure to send in your questions and dares!
*Everybody stops, with Sora pulling Riku's hair, Xion with Namine in a head-lock, Axel pinning down Roxas, Sol stepping on Kairi's back, and the Org pointing weapons at each other*
Lexeaus: Did Pluto just talk?
Pluto: ARF!
Sol: Oh. Hey wait, did Lexeaus just talk?
Lexeaus: ...
*Continues fighting again*
Pluto: *winks* They're all morons. The dog is the superior intellect.
*Pluto plays "Feelin Like A Big Dog" by Akon on a random radio*
-Fades Out-
- How was that? Send in dares and questions...if you dare! Get it? Hahaha...that was lame. Sorry! Cya! -