Hey!!!! Okay you've probably seen those fanfics that have characters of whatever book or movie they're doing up here. I will do that too if you will review and tell me which character you would rather see here. Choices: Max, Fang, Iggy, Ella. No Nudge, Gazzy, or Angel. Sorry!!! Or I can do two, or all of them. It depends how long you want this to be. Enjoy!!!!

"IGGY!" I screamed up the stairs. "You are not--"

"Over here."

I whirled around. We were staying at Mom's house, not having to run around every-which-way. It was much funner. "How dare you!" I screamed. I picked up a book and flung it at him. I felt like Anne of Green Gables smashing a slate against Gilbert's head. But I didn't have carrot-red hair in braids.

The book smacked his shoulder. "Ow! What did I do?"

"You kissed my sister!" I ran over and grabbed at him, but he tried to run away. I grabbed his shirt and it ripped.

"Look what you did now! And she kissed me."

"I don't care who kissed who!! Ella!"

She strolled in casually, chewing on a Snickers bar. "You screamed?"

I was fed up. "Ugh!"

Ella looked at Iggy. He must have mouthed words or something because her eyebrows raised. She looked at me. "Max, it's none of your business who I kiss, or date. And we're not dating."

You're probably extremely lost right now, am I right? Other then the whole Iggy and Ella kissing them, me really mad. I was walking down the hallway when I heard someone gasp. It came from Mom's study, and I cracked the door, looking in. I saw Iggy lip-locking with Ella, my little sister! They didn't know I saw them, until now, because I ran off so fast.

"You kissed me, Ella," Iggy said.

Ella blushed.

I hate being overruled! "Ugh!" I said again. I slapped Iggy and threw the book at Ella, then ran up the stairs. I ran into my room and flung myself onto my bed. They were probably down there lip-locking now.

-Ella POV-

"She's really mad," Iggy said as he rubbed his cheek. I rubbed my shoulder, which was throbbing.

"No kidding. That book hurts!"

"I wish I could throw it at her." He walked towards the kitchen and paused, turning around. A smile was on his face, an evil smile. "You know what we should do?" He didn't wait for an answer. "Give Max a taste of her own medicine."

I crossed my arms over my chest. "What do you mean?" I didn't understand it, but I liked it.

"Fang likes her, so all we have to do is get her to realize she likes Fang too. Then we watch them, see them kissing, and get mad like Max did."

"I get what your saying. Then Max realizes that she was being so hard and will back off."

Ella! I can't believe you would agree to something like this! Angel said.

You want in on it, too, don't you Angel?

Yes please!

"But we'll need one person. Angel."

"Angel?" Iggy repeated. "That's a good idea! She controls minds!"

"Okay, not really what I was meaning, but okay."

Iggy grinned. "Hey Angel, where's Fang?" He paused. I waited as he talked to Angel. Then he looked at me. "Fang is in his room, but doesn't want us to bother him. He isn't feeling well. But Angel is--" She tapped on his shoulder. "Nice try, Angel."

Angel sighed. "Stupid super-hearing!"

"Any ideas, Angel?" I asked.

Angel smiled madly. Her name didn't cover is personality. "I know exactly what to do."

Oh no.

Let's make one thing clear. There is no Eggy. I just needed an excuse to make Max made about relationships, and Eggy is better then Niggy. And I thought about protective big sis, of Ella. And let's face it Fella (Fang and Ella. See?) just doesn't make sense. So I had to do a little bit of Eggy, and I had to do Fax. And plus, Gudge doesn't make since, and neither does Gangel. Plus their siblings, it's just wrong!

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And remember, no Nudge, Gazzy, or Angel commentary!!! Sorry!!!