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Knock, knock, knock!
Iceland jumped at the sound. Who on earth could that be?
Knock, knock, knock!
"Alright, alright. At least let me get to the door." 'Geez, some people...'
He opened the door only to find Sweden and Finland.
"Will you let us in?" asked Finland.
"Huh? Why are you asking? You live here," replied Iceland.
"Will you let us in?"
"You know you don't have to ask permission."
Finland only repeated, "Will you let us in?"
Something was wrong here. Iceland backed up a bit.
"Uhh... hang on, I'll be right back."
However, as he turned to close the door, Sweden suddenly looked more intimidating than usual, and Finland didn't seem quite so cheery as he'd been only seconds before.
Iceland headed toward the kitchen and grabbed a knife from the drawer. It was ridiculous, there was absolutely no need for it, but he didn't feel quite as safe as he'd been earlier.
Knock, knock, knock!
"I said to hang on!" he shouted as he went back to door. This time, however, Denmark and Sealand were there. 'Where did Sweden and Finland go?'
"Will you let us in?" Denmark asked.
"Not you guys too. Sweden and Finland said the same thing. I'll say it again: you live here. You don't need to ask," Iceland replied, getting irritated and slightly tempted to use the knife in his hand.
But Denmark only asked, "Will you let us in?"
That feeling was back. Something was distinctly wrong here. Why did they keep asking?
"Give me a minute, okay?"
And then Denmark and Sealand's smiles seemed rather forced.
Knock, knock, knock! This came from the back door.
'Okay, who the hell would be back there?' Iceland thought as he grabbed another knife. This was getting a bit creepy. What was going on?
At the back, Iceland found it was Norway and Ladonia.
Like the others, his brother asked, "Will you let us in?"
"No. Sorry Norway, but I'm not letting you two in." He'd had enough of this mess.
Norway glared, not liking that answer one bit.
"Fine, little brother. Be that way."
Ladonia hissed like a demon and leaped for Iceland's throat.
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"Holy shit!" Iceland shot up, trying to catch his breath. 'What the hell was that?'
"Iceland, are you alright?" Norway poked his head into the room, concern very evident in his voice.
"Yeah I'm fine. It was just a dream."
"Alright, then."
'Just a dream.'
