Interpol
After numerous terrorist threats the G8 along with Spain and Prussia are assigned guardians from Interpol by their bosses. This story is mostly a collection of one shots about the countries and their guardians. T for language. And Thank you my Beta-ers. And I will update this story about once a week.
I don't own Hetalia or its characters
~Hetalia~
With the last day of the world meeting held in New York City coming to an end, all the countries looked forward to returning home; well except the G8. Because of threats from an unknown terrorist group the 8 countries, Spain and Prussia had been forced to into getting guardians from Interpol by their bosses; however, none of them where looking forward to it.
"I bet they're a bunch of boring suits that will just follow us around and get in the way of my awesomeness," complained Prussia as they sat in the meeting room waiting for the agents to show up.
"They're going to be so unfun to have around, dude," America said before adding "besides I'm the Hero and Heroes don't need babysitters."
"Not fun, and here I thought you would be happy to me again Alfred" said a voice with a Louisianan accent.
Everyone turn around to see a guy of about 6'5" standing there with blood red eyes*, and crimson red hair, with a smart-ass smirk on his face wearing jeans and a t shirt. The countries could see part of a barbed wire tattoo on his left arm.
"Dean?" America looked confused for a second before grinning "you're going to be watching us?"
"Yeah, my team and me, we volunteered to look after you guys." The man now known as Dean replied before saying, "Everyone follow, me the others are waiting down the hall."
Everyone got up and started to follow the agent down the hall.
"America who is this guy and how do you know him?" England demanded quietly as they walked.
"Oh dude, we go way back to before my Civil War, yep he and his brother fought with Beauregard* pretty hard. And he's been in and out of my military a lot of times." America said with an undertone of excitement.
"America your civil war ended 147 years ago how can he still be alive?" England asked bewildered.
"That's because I'm not human. My brother* and I are both vampires*, but the rest of my team are humans." Dean said looking back over his shoulder.
England was about to ask something when they got to the end of the hall and walked into a room with 11 other people in it, 10 adults and a young kid. For the most part they didn't look like Interpol agents or any type of agents for that matter. In fact most had on jeans and t shirts, these were their guardians?
"Ok, up first Canada." Dean said.
"Who?" Everyone asked.
"Right here," Canada said quietly walking up to Dean.
"Who are you?" The polar bear in his arms asked.
"I'm Canada."
"Cool! Glad to meet you the names Jacob." said another tall man who looked almost exactly like Dean said. However, his hair was died purple and he had a huge smile on his face that made Dean look more stoic.
"Canada this is my twin brother Jacob Dean. He will watch out for you, your providences, and territories.*" The first Dean said.
"Yep, James* said that I get make sure you stay safe. It'll be fun." Jacob exclaimed and then started to chatter randomly. Canada just seemed happy that someone would know he was there.
"Next Britain, or England whatever, meet your agent; Valon Burby," Dean introduced as a young looking man walked up behind him.
"Good eye might" (Its "Good day mate" says that out loud you sound Australian) He said as England walked up.
"It's nice to meet you. Valon right?" England asked the Aussie who had tan colored hair, green eyes and stood at about 5'8".
"That's me, I can't wait to see your nice country, I bet it looks really beautiful this time of year." Valon said happily.
"Um... why yes, yes it does" England said smiling. He had a feeling he going to like this guy.
"Oh, who is going to be watching me Mr. Dean?" North Italy asked.
"You're North Italy Right? Your guardian will be Snow White" Dean said.
"Oh like the beautiful princess?" Italy asked in wonderment.
"Well not really." said one of the three young women. She was only about 5'2" but had pretty features. Her hair was a silvery white going to the middle of her back with red eyes* and fair skin. A silver cross necklace accented her low cut tank top and the outfit was completed with jean short shorts and cowboy boots.
"Oh, it's nice to meet you," Italy said, trying to use his Italian charm; putting his arm around her. "Where do you come from?"
"I'm from the state of Montana*" Snow said smiling thinking he was going to be easy to keep an eye on or so she thought.
"South Italy meet your guardian, Alister Randle." Dean told the moody Italian
"What how come my brother gets a hot chick and I get some guy, Vampire Bastard?"
"Because I won the coin flip against Lola." Alister said in a thick Texan accent. He was only 5'6" with red hair like Dean's but with blonde tips which was contrasted by his acidic green eyes. He wore a black t-shirt and jeans with two guns on his hips and a belt that said 'everything's bigger in Texas'. And the kid was at his side.
As Alister walked up, so did the so far silent kid. "Italy*, this is my son Texas named after the state." Alister said. The kid looked to be about 7 or 8 and was about 4'6" with his hair and eyes identical to his father.
"Ciao Mr. Italia. Ho sentito che il suo Paese ha cibo davvero buono. Non vedo l'ora di andare.*" Texas said in prefect Italian. (Hello Mr. Italy. I hear that your country has really good food. I can't wait to go.)
Romano stared blankly at the kid for a minute before looking at Alister asking, "Did your child just speak Italian to me?"
"Yep, he's really smart and reads a lot too; I think he's up to knowing like 5 other languages now." Alister said smiling, a proud papa bear smile.
"Ok then," Dean said, "Japan this is your agent Steve Randle, Alister's twin."
"Hey" Steve said nonchalantly. As far as twins went, he looked nothing like Alister. He was about an inch taller, reddish brown, and had dark purple eyes.
"Konnichiha Steve-san," Japan replied giving a bow and the two just looked at each other quietly.
"Well moving on," Dean said looking at the two a bit concerned, "Germany Prussia this is Mercury and Freido Chesney they will be in charge of you two. They are also twins."
"Hey what's up, I'm Freido. I get to watch Prussia." The blond with dyed hair similar to Alister's proclaimed. He was about 5'9" and had dark green eyes brought out by a light blue shirt that said 'Not a Cornchip' on it.
"So you're named for the corn chips America stuffs his face with?" Prussia questioned.
"Hell no." the blond said, "I'm named after my grandma Frieda, not them damn chips and as my shirt clearly says I'm a corn chip"
"Whatever, so how awesome are you?" Prussia asked.
"Well I know how to get out of handcuffs."
"Which, he will not be teaching you how to do." The brunette now known as Mercury said cutting in. He, much like Steve looked almost nothing like his twin. He was about 5'8", with brunette hair and a stronger build, but with the same dark green eyes.
"Good, my brother does not need to know how to do that." Germany said in a no-nonsense manner.
"Kill Joys." Freido and Prussia said simultaneously.
"Next we have Spain. You'll be with Trevor Travis." Dean said to the excited Spaniard.
"Hola Trevor." Spain said happily to the young man who walked up to him.
"Hey," Trevor said in a Tennessean drawl. Trevor was about 5'9" and walked with a slight limp from an old injury. He had reddish brown hair with eyes so dark brown they almost looked black. But he had a smile on and listened as the Spaniard talk about turtles and tomatoes.
"France you're with LolaBorealis. May God have mercy on your soul," Dean said as the second of the three women walked forward
"Why on Earth would you put such a beautiful young girl with France?" England asked in hysterical manner.
"Because she lost the coin flip," Dean said "but she can take care of herself."
"Hononon, it is very nice to meet you Mon Cheri" France said putting his arm around her waist.
"Take it off before I break it off Froggie" She said. Lola, being part Hawaiian, had black hair with brown highlights. She also had two different colored eyes one green, one blue and she was wearing a sundress and big headphones plugged into a CD player.
"And if you do anything to her that ya shouldn't Francie, I'll castrate ya." said and last of the agents in her Texan thick accent.
"And finally this is Jackey Robinson; she will be with you Russia." Dean said pointing to the woman who was sitting back on a table
"Privets very nice to meet you Jackey." Russia said while standing and giving an eerie smile.
"Howdy," the Texan replied getting up herself. Russia, along with most the other countries, was surprised to see how tall she was. She was taller than Russia*, heck she was taller than Dean, standing at about 6'6". She had dark purple eye much like Steve's, because they were cousins. She also had long brunette hair that was to the middle of her back and wore a leather jacket on top of her green t shirt and jeans.
As the two started to talk about beer vs. vodka, Dean looked back at America.
"So that leaves me with you America."
"Awesome" the American said fist pumping the air.
Then Dean looked back at the group of countries and agents and said ", Ok everybody your flights leave tonight. Goodbye and Good luck."
With that said everyone left ready to see what would happen next.
~Hetalia~
*Dean and Jacobs red eyes- they both have ocular albinism which makes just their eyes red.
* Beauregard- he is the CSA he is still alive more on him later
*Brother- Dean and Jacob are identical twins and Alister and Steve, and Mercury and Freido are twins fraternal.
* Vampires- Dean and Jacob are the only vamps in this story. There will be more about vampires in chapter 3 but for the next chapter, they drink blood or they can eat and drink human food if they wait.
* providences, and territories: They are personified.
*James- that is Dean middle name. His full name is Alister James Dean, but he doesn't like the name Alister for himself, so he goes by either James, which is what his brother calls him or by Dean which is what most everyone else calls him.
*Snow's red eye- she is albino like Prussia.
*Montana- All of the states are personified and each of the agents knows at least one of the states. Valon know one of Australia's states.
*Italy- Alister and Texas call Romano, Italy and N. Italy Veneziano, too make Romano happy.
* "Ciao Mr. Italia. Ho sentito che il suo Paese ha cibo davvero buono. Non vedo l'ora di andare.*" (Hello Mr. Italy. I hear that your country has really good food. I can't wait to go.) –sorry if it is wrong I used Google Translate.
* She was taller than Russia- For my story here is what I made everyone heights in feet and inches most don't change but some do.
Russia: 6'4"
America: 6'1"
Canada: 6'1"
England: 5'9"
France: 5'9"
Spain: 5'9"
Romano: 5'7"
Italy: 5'7"
Germany: 6'2"
Japan: 5'5"
Prussia: 5'9"
Oh and here are my OC's Ages
Dean: looks 29 is 176
Jacob: looks 29 is 176
Freido: 28
Mercury: 28
Snow white: 25
Alister: 25
Steve: 25
Texas: 7
Valon: 27
Trevor: 23
Jackey: 26
Lola: 23
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