A/N: I don't own anything, blablabla, Ritz is god, blablabla. My first fanfic, maybe I will continue it, please read and review!

Some sex between our favorite incestuous couple. I don't feel I need to explain the dinner scene, because if you are here I assume you have seen RHPS lots of times.


The dinner was awkward for everybody, except for Riff Raff and Magenta, who were amused. They didn't have visits often.

After a song about Eddie's teddy, Frank lifted up the tablecloth, and all of them saw Eddie's corpse under the table's glass. Janet screamed and ran to Rocky, and Brad and Scott were perplexed.

Frank slapped Janet and she began to run, being followed by Frank, and also by Dr. Scott and brad, who was carrying Scott on his wheelchair. Magenta and Riff Raff were still at the dinner room, and they began to laugh hysterically.

"Shut up!" – said Riff to Magenta. She faked a sob because Rocky was still there. Rocky got out frightened and Riff and Magenta began to laugh again.

-"Vhy did you tell me to shut up so rudely!?"

-"Rocky was here, my darling sister, he has a half brain but we can't risk our plan!" – Riff began to stroke her sister's curls while she was stroking her back up and down. They kissed fiercely, their eyes full of lust.

-"Oh, Riff, I vanted you so badly all night!"- her eyes and mouth were inviting him to take some more.

-"Mmm, my most beautiful sister, you look stunning tonight"

Riff lifted her up to the table and began to bite her neck. She moaned loudly in pleasure, wrapping her legs around his waist, feeling his erection against her thigh. Riff stroked her breasts, feeling the soft pale skin and groaned. She was caressing his hair while he began to kiss her breasts and unclasped her bra, throwing it away. He licked one nipple while caressing the other, and she kept moaning, feeling her downs moistening.

She took his head and kissed him again wildly, and began to undo the buttons of his shirt, caressing his chest and tracing thin lines with her long red nails. He groaned, "mmm sister you are really naughty tonight".

"-I vant you, just in case our mission fails."

-"Our mission is not failing, you'll see, I promised you to return to the moon-drenched shores of our beloved planet, and I will fuck you so hard when we get there you'll not be able to walk in a week!"

He licked her lips, and she parted hers allowing his tongue inside her mouth. He began to go down, kissing and licking her stomach. He removed her nightgown and kept licking down her body, until he reached the top of her panties. She was moaning – "oh Riff, take me now!"

-"Not yet, my darling"- he smiled and began to rub her outside her panties. She frowned because she was always the tease, not him, but she didn't care because it could be their last time together.

She undid his trousers zip and stroked his erected dick up and down

-"Oh sister, you know how to rush me, don't you?"

-"Hahaha" -she laughed and moaned almost at the same time. She was really wet, and his brother's dick was so hard she needed it now.

-"But I told you not now, so you'll have to wait…"

He removed her panties and inserted one finger in her entrance, making her moan loudly

-"Oh Riff!"

-"Shhh my darling, we don't know where everybody is…"

He began to lick her leg, going up through her thigh, every second nearer her pink and wet part, while she moaned even louder, so he put his hand on her mouth to hide her pleasure screams.

He kept licking her most private parts, moving his finger in and out slowly, and sucking her clit. She was near to come, her heart beating quickly. She was licking his fingers, and he was so excited… but he loved to tease his sister, he loved it too much. He inserted another finger and moved them quickly in and out of her, caressing her clit with his tongue. She climaxed violently, her hips shaking against the table. She took his head and kissed him with all her passion, tasting herself in his tongue, making her excited again.

-"Oh sister I can't wait any longer!"

He entered her and began to thrust her violently, she still shaking about her orgasm. She tilted her head back moaning and saying his name, between orgasmic cries and moans. How much he loved to pleasure his sister, she was even more beautiful during sex. Her hands were caressing her brother's back, and his were at her breasts, touching her hard nipples and soft skin. She was so excited and shaking she couldn't do anything more than moan, scream in pleasure and repeat her brother's name. "Oh Riff!" How she loved saying it while he was pleasuring her so much, and she knew it turned on his brother, listen to his name said by her with her excited tone. He kept thrusting hard, so hard they though the table was going to crash, but it didn't matter. It could be their last time, so they didn't matter about Frank or Columbia finding them, or those earthlings… They were enjoying their bodies on a special night, the night they were coming back to their beloved planet.

"Magenta! I think I'm coming"- he was sweating so much, enjoying every thrust inside her beautiful sister.

-"Do it, brother, do it inside of me" – her bossy and lustful tone made him groan and he fastened his thrusts.

He came with a loud groan, and kept thrustening until his last drop had come out to her sister's body.

His thrusts and his face when coming were enough to make Magenta come again, moaning and saying his name out loud.

He collapsed on top of her, laying his head between her breasts and kissing them.

-"I love you so much, I don't think I can't live without you" - he said caressing her cheek with his fingers. Their sweaty bodies were glowing, Riff's head moving up and down in her sister's breast because of her fast breath.

-"I love you too, my handsome brother. Don't think about it, I'll never let you check up on vhat is living vithout me" – Magenta grinned stroking his little hair.

They kissed softly, a long kiss, until they heard screams coming from the lab.

-"We should check it, Genta. The master is there with those earthlings…"

-"Ok, brother, but then I think ve must have a shower" – she said giggling, looking at their bodies, all covered in sweat and a mixture of their juices all over.

-"Oh, I forgot Eddie's corpse was under the glass…"- said Riff Raff while looking between her sister's legs –" Well, at least he saw something nice for his last sight" – they began to laugh out loud and Riff searched for Magenta's clothes, zipping his pants and buttoning his shirt.

When both of them were dressed again, they began to walk to the lab.

They were eager to complete their mission. Riff saw that thought in his sister's eyes.

"-Soon, my most beautiful sister…"