Me Myself And The Mercenary

Chapter 1

This story takes place during Chaotic Century and then it will eventually get into Guardian Force. As the stealthy mercenary he is Irvine goes to buy a few drinks a young girl named Kira is his waitress. After buying the drinks Irvine refuses to pay for them causing a quarrel between him and the waitress Kira. What Irvine didn't know was how much Kira was a royal pain in the ass, so he ends up abducting her not realizing he is in for hell. Will these teens learn to get along; will romance blossom between the two? Is it possible to fall in love with your abductor? Stay Tuned.

Irvine is now 18 years old.

Kira is now 17 years old.

"There's a black command wolf." Town's folk murmured. Kira was at her part job as a waitress. "A command wolf its probably just staying for a few hours." She thought.

"What can I get you sir?" Kira asked. Looking down at her customer. The man was around eighteen. He had brown hair that was spiked, tied around his head was an orange bandana, he looked well built an eye patch over his right eye. "That must be a targeting patch, what does he use it for? to shoot helpless little pigeons??"Kira thought. He gave her his order and she got it for him. "More beer great well I'm not kicking him out when he gets drunk and hung over!" Kira mumbled. After placing his order, Kira watched nearby as the mercenary drank his liquor. "Ah nice I'm surrounded by the sound and smell of flatulence and burping!" Kira said scrunching her face. After fifteen minutes Kira approached the mercenary leaving him his bill as well as bidding him to have a good day.

"What's this?" he asked. "What's this?" Kira mimicked in her head. "Sir it's your payment for the drinks you guzzled down." Kira smiled. "How do you think we get more beer, because paying customers supply us the money for more shipments, no more money all of you would be drinking Caprisun." Kira laughed. "You think you are so funny." Irvine snickered. "I don't think sir, I know." Kira replied. "Oh no you don't" he replied. He grabbed her by the waist pulling out a gun. "Oh what's this cops and robbers." Kira said sarcastically. "Why don't you just shut up!"? Irvine snarled. "Well I'm sorry its not my fault, it runs through my family." Kira replied. After seeing people in the bar scream in horror Kira realized this was no laughing matter but she decided to mess with this guy's head. "Ok this is no game." Kira frowned. "Ok here goes nothing." She thought.

Kira hit Irvine with all her might trying to struggle from his intense grip causing her to pant. "Aren't you feisty." He chuckled. "I'll show you feisty once I shove my foot up your ass." Kira thought. Kira smelled the horrific smell of alcohol. "Yuck how much did you drink?" Kira asked holding her breath. "Will you shut up!" Irvine snarled clutching Kira's shoulder. "Alright, alright I'll be quiet." Kira replied biting her lip. "All you stay down and shut up, and you with the wise cracks glaring at Kira your coming with me!" Irvine snarled. "Hey don't snarl at me, if your human act like one no reason to act like an animal." Kira yelled. Irvine ignored the comment, and began dragging Kira towards the Command Wolf. He only dragged her halfway because he got sick of her complaining. So he carried her the rest of the way.

"No offense pal you're not my prince charming." Kira thought. "So can I at least know my abductors name?" Kira asked. "It's Irvine." He replied. "Irvine what kind of fruit cup name is that." She mumbled. "What did you say?" Irvine asked. "Oh nothing, nothing at all." Kira yawned. Making it to the Command Wolf he threw her in. Kira landed hard on the seat. "Aw my ass, what a prick!" she thought. "Comfy?" Irvine asked sarcastically. "Very." Kira replied with much more sarcasm. The Command Wolf rose growling to life then made a fast run off into the desert.

"I'm Just A Kid" By: Simple Plan
I woke up it was 7
I waited till 11
Just to figure out that no one would call
I think i got a lot of friends but I don't hear from them
What's another night all alone?
When your spending everyday on your own
And here it goes

I'm just a kid and life is a nightmare
I'm just a kid, I know that its not fair
Nobody cares, cause I'm alone and the world is
Having more fun than me
Tonight...
And maybe when the night is dead, I'll crawl into my bed
Staring at these 4 walls again
I'll try to think about the last time, I had a good time
Everyone's got somewhere to go
And they're gonna leave me here on my own and here it goes
I'm just a kid and life is a nightmare
I'm just a kid, I know that its not fair
Nobody cares, cause I'm alone and the world is
Having more fun than me
What the hell is wrong with me?
Don't fit in with anybody
How did this happen to me?
Wide awake I'm bored and I can't fall asleep
And every night is the worst night ever

I'm just a kid [repeat x5

I'm just a kid and life is a nightmare
I'm just a kid, I know that its not fair
Nobody cares, cause I'm alone and the world is
Nobody wants to be alone in the world.
I'm just a kid and life is a nightmare
I'm just a kid, I know that its not fair
Nobody cares, cause I'm alone and the world is
Nobody wants to be alone in the world
Nobody cares, cause I'm alone and the world is
Having more fun than me tonight
I'm all alone tonight
Nobody cares tonight
Cause I'm just a kid tonight