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TheChosen1 is online

TheChosen1: …

TheChosen1: 'ello?

TheChosen1: …

TheFirstSkywalker is online

TheChosen1: erm….uh…

TheFirstSkywalker: ANI!

TheChosen1: ….um….hi mom…

X-WingJedi is online X-WingJedi: hi!

TheChosen1: who are you?

X-WingJedi: who am I? Who are you!

TheChosen1: important. Now who are you?

X-WingJedi: Jaina Solo.

TheChosen1: 00

X-WingJedi: why the weird face?

TheChosen1: um…

TheFirstSkywalker: hm…Jaina Solo….Jaina Solo…hmm…

TheChosen1: wow.

'lilGreenDude is online

'lilGreenDude: hey.

TheChosen1: 00 MASTER YODA?

'lilGreenDude: yup.

TheChosen1: double wow.

X-WingJedi: you're master yoda? Kewl! Never met cha though…my uncle did!! And my granpa and probably my gramma…though my great-gramma prolly didn't…

TheChosen1: no ur great-gramma didn't. she met qui-gon though…

TheFirstSkywalker: …wait a min…I met qui-gon…00 oh dear…

TheChosen1: yah mom didn't I tell you I got married?

TheFirstSkywalker: NO!!!!

TheChosen1: oh…well X-WingJedi(jaina) is your great-grandaugter…

TheFirstSkywalker: erm…okay..hm..

IExtremelyDislikeDarthMaul is online

IExtremelyDislikeDarthMaul: hi.

TheChosen1: why don't you like darth maul? I mean, nobody does, but extremely?

IExtremelyDislikeDarthMaul: 'cause he killed me.

TheChosen1: oh…qui-gon?

IExtremelyDislikeDarthMaul: yah.

TheFirstSkywalker: I met you.

IExtremelyDislikeDarthMaul: a lot of ppl did.

X-WingJedi: ya I'm gonna go now… X-WingJedi is offline

IExtremelyDislikeDarthMaul: Who was dat?

'lilGreenDude: ani's grandaughter, that was.

IExtremelyDislikeDarthMaul: okay…erm…yah…

Tachi196 is online Tachi196: can you believe that 'tachi' was already taken!

TheChosen1: um siri you can get a little more creative then your last name…

Tachi196: oh well.

TheChosen1: yah…lemme guess u and obi came up w/ names at the same time so he's like 'kenobi' something, right?

Tachi196: no. I dunno what his sn is.

IExtremelyDislikeDarthMaul: siri?

Tachi196: that's me.

TheFirstSkywalker: I have no idea what's going on…

TheChosen1: see siri even my mom's more creative then 'Tachi196'

Tachi196: well I could've picked other things…

TheChosen1: name 3.

Tachi196: erm…uh…'siritachi', 'siri', and…um…

TheChosen1: exactly.

Tachi196: oh, and 'purpleZawsome'.

IExtremelyDislikeDarthMaul: well then…that shows that you um…what does that show?

TheChosen1: it shows that she has no creativity.

IExtremelyDislikeDarthMaul: oh SHE HAS CREATIVITY…in her own…STRANGE way…

Tachi196: see! Listen to Qui-Gon.

WindowsRstupid is online

WindowsRstupid: hey.

Tachi196: windows r stupid? Why?

TheChosen1: he fell out of one and died.

WindowsRstupid: yah no thx 2 u, anakin…

TheChosen1: hey, what can I say…

WindowsRstupid: howabout "Don't kill Mace".

TheChosen1: …

Tachi196: hey…wow…yah…

IExtremelyDislikeDarthMaul: hey mace.

WindowsRstupid: a little late there.

'lilGreenDude: lil green Yoda, swingin' a saber, says he's gonna go kill the chancellor later…

TheChosen1: you were late, Yoda. I killed 'em.

'lilGreenDude: still a cool song it is!

Tachi196: it's a song?

Tachi196: ani was right. I coulda picked sumthin better then this…brb I'm gonna rename meself.

Tachi196 is offline

TheChosen1: meself? Is that a word?

WindowsRstupid: maybe it was a typo.

IExtremelyDislikeDarthMaul: no, she made that up a long time ago…

TheChosen1: really? Why?

IExtremelyDislikeDarthMaul: yes really and don't ask.

'lilGreenDude: remember hearing her say that, I think I do.

TheChosen1: …okay…

TheChosen1: w/e.

IExtremelyDislikeDarthMaul: I wonder

TheChosen1: what do u wonder?

IExtremelyDislikeDarthMaul: ow kno.

TheChosen1: …okies…

WindowsRstupid: OH click this! I clicked it…Palpatine…Speedo…EWMEHGAWSH!

IExtremelyDislikeDarthMaul: anakin, never say that again.

TheChosen1: y?

IExtremelyDislikeDarthMaul: b/c siri said that a lot…and it was strange.

TheChosen1: SHE'S strange…

IExtremelyDislikeDarthMaul: true but that's not the point.

AttackOfTheBlondes is online AttackOfTheBlondes: how's that 4 creativity?!?!

TheChosen1: 00

IExtremelyDislikeDarthMaul: siri…what was going through your head…

AttackOfTheBlondes: ow kno

'lilGreenDude: hm…well…

GeneralKenobi: wow I forgot I was signed in…

AttackOfTheBlonde: nice memory Einstien.

GeneralKenobi: ATTACK OF THE BLONDES?!?! SIRI WHAT WAS GOING THROUGH YOUR HEAD?

IExtremelyDislikeDarthMaul: nobody knows.

AttackOfTheBlondes: what I think it's fine.

GeneralKenobi: well I think it's weird.

TheChosen1: obi have u been here since we were talking on here at like, 3 AM?

GeneralKenobi: maaaaaaaaaaaaybe…

AttackOfTheBlondes: wow nice. I was here at 4 AM, and nobody talked 2 me 'cause nobody was here…ISSUED MONKEY RUBIX CUBE!

TheFirstSkywalker: …still here…

GeneralKenobi: siri? Issued monkey rubix cube? And ANI DON'T CALL ME OBI!

TheChosen1: well u call me ani I call u obi.

AttackOfTheBlondes: hey obi it's better then 'captain obvious'.

GeneralKenobi: that was a LONG time ago, siri. A LONG TIME AGO.

AttackOfTheBlondes: not that long ago…

GeneralKenobi: yeah. A long time ago.

IExtremelyDislikeDarthMaul: in a galaxy far far away…

GeneralKenobi: okay qui-gon…u do that…and siri it was a LONG time ago.

AttackOfTheBlondes: not really. We were only like…uh…

GeneralKenobi: you were 11!

AttackOfTheBlondes: well u were 13.

TheChosen1: obi-wan was thirteen? That WAS a long time ago…

GeneralKenobi: HEY!

TheChosen1: well it was!

GeneralKenobi: not really!!

TheChosen1: yeah pretty much.

GeneralKenobi: well lets see…Siri how old are you?

AttackoftheBlondes: -- future reference for ya, obi, never ask a girl how old she is. Unless she's under 20.

TheChosen1: and ur DEFINETLY not under 20…

AttackoftheBlondes: anakin don't MAKE me come over there

GeneralKenobi: oooooooo ur in 4 it now

TheChosen1: ooh I'm so afraid. W/e.

GeneralKenobi: ani run.

TheChosen1: why?

GeneralKenobi: b/c she'll find you. She'll find you wherever you are. She knows. She's worse then a mother.

TheChosen1: well where I am she'll never find me

AttackoftheBlondes: anakin why are you sitting with your laptop in a stall in the boys bathroom on the fourth floor of the newly re-created Jedi Temple?

TheChosen1: o.O

GeneralKenobi: I told u

TheChosen1: how did she do that?

GeneralKenobi: siri's good like that.

AttackoftheBlondes: yes I am now get out of there before I have to go there myself

TheChosen1: no way!

AttackoftheBlondes: fine.

AttackoftheBlondes is offline

GeneralKenobi: …

'lilGreenDude: …

WindowsRstupid: …

IExtremelyDislikeDarthMaul: …

TheFirstSkywalker: …ani?

Author's note: well, this is a random little blip of randomness that has squeezed itself out of my brain and onto the computer. It's really old, like, I wrote it a long long time ago, but that's okay. So review and tell me what you think…