Moon Duties, The breakup of Kitty, and OH MY APPA WHERE THE HECK AM I?

EPIS—eh, Episode 37

Me: Sokka! Guess what!

Sokka: I free you from jail and you repay me by making me think?!

Me: You'll like this one.

Sokka: What?

Me: Guess.

Sokka: They think there's life on the moon?

Me: Triton or Enceladus? (I sat through a marathon of How the Universe Works. Don't judge…)

Sokka: What?

Me: Oh, you meant OUR moon, Luna *cough* Yue *cough* (We should petition to name the moon Yue. What do you guys think?)

Sokka: Yue?! *excitedly*

Suki: Yue!? *angrily*

Me: And to your left, you will see the common testosterone-poisoned teenage boy. To the right, his jealous girlfriend.

Everone minus Sokka and Yue: *gasps for breath, they're laughing so hard*

Liah: Why…you…gotta…do…that?!

Sokka and Suki: Hey!

Me: Anyway, moon is close.

Sokka: Yue?!

Me: Yup! I found a way to bring her here.

Sokka: *dies of happiness*

Me: Whoa, buddy, slow your roll. If she comes here, someone will have to take over her moon duties.

Sokka: I'll do it!

Zuko: *snickers* Moon duties.

Me: *ignoring Zuko* I was hoping you'd say that.

Zuko: You were? Wow, I've accomplished so much.

Me: Wait what did you say?

Zuko: Moon duties. *snickers*

Aang: *snickers*

Liah: *snickers*

Saphira: *snickers*

Toph: I don't get it…

Katara: You guys are so immature. *whispers to Toph what mooning is*

Toph: *snorts*

Me: *hides smile* Ge-osh you people are so immature.

Kittyaceres: JUST LAUGH ALL READY! *types furiously*

Me: *snickers* What the—

Kittyaceres: Remember, Kitty, you are my puppet, my personification. YOU DO WHAT I DO.

Me: Oh hell no! I'm a Free Bird! I ain't no puppet. MY NAME IS NOT DIPPER!

Kittyaceres: You are mine, and you shall do what I say.

Kitty: I am not! You can't control me no more. In fact, I will not conform to you're stupid grammer rules anymore!

Saphira: How do you misspell something you say?

Kitty: I DON'T KNOW! Well, actually I do—does but I ain't tellin' u! *storms off* I AM A TERRORIST AND PROUD OF IT! ISIS, HERE I COME!

(Just kidding about that. You guys pretend not to hear that.)

Kittyaceres: *makes angry faces*

Toph: So… now what?

Saphira: *reads ATLA comedy handbook* It says that without a host, all canon and original characters shall go back to the…ATLA universe?!

Liah: NO! BUT I GOTTA GO TO COLLEGE!

Toph: And I like it here! No segregation.

Saphira: Uhh…surrrrrrre. Oh, it also says that all canon characters shall stop acting out-of-character.

Sokka: YES! SANITY HERE I COME!

Katara: Not like you were ever sane before.

Sokka: I was too! Who invented the submarine?

Toph: You mean that mode of transportation worse than Appa?

Aang: Hey!

Suki: Yay! I no longer have to hate Yue and be the strong female character I was before!

Katara: We were all strong.

Zuko: Uh, Liah—

*POOOF*

Southern AirTemple, about 1 BG (before genocide of the airbenders)

Saphira: *wakes up in the weird dorm-things they had in Aang's room*

Aang: Hey, Saphira.

Saphira: What the… Where am I?

Aang: The Southern Air temple…? I got my tattoos yesterday! *points to head* Remember?

Saphira: What? When is it?

Aang: Um, March 30? *confused*

Saphira: What, no it was September 12, 2014!

Aang: Are you alright?

Saphira: I'm perfectly fine, thank you very much! Don't you remember?

Aang: Remember what?

Saphira: Uh—Wait, has the Fire Nation attacked yet?

Aang: What? The fire nation hasn't done anything to us.

Saphira: Oh. Oops; uh, Spoiler Alert?

Aang: What are you talking about?

Saphira: *ignoring him* That means we're separated by 100 years from our friends. I wonder if Liah's in this time, too. If not, she'd probably be with Zuko….

Aang: Who's Liah? Who's Zuko?

Saphira: Nevermind.

Aang: I should probably call Monk Giatso.

Saphira: Yeah, you do that.

Zuko's Ship, 100 AG (After genocide of the airbenders)

Liah: *wakes up* OH MY APPA WHERE THE HECK AM I?!

Guard: Liah, are you alright?

Liah: NO I AM NOT ALRIGHT! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHERE I AM THIS SECOND!

Guard: Please, stop yelling.

Liah: TELL ME WHERE I AM!

Guard: Yes. You are aboard Prince Zuko's ship.

Liah: Pri—WHAT?! NOT THIS HELL HOLE WITH THAT MONSTER!

Zuko: *walking in to see what the commotion is* Excuse me?

Liah: *growls* I want off this ship.

Zuko: You've been traveling with me for three years; why do you want to leave all of a sudden?

Liah: Because, YOU'RE here!

Zuko: o.O Okay, then.

TBC

A/N: Okay, wow, this episode did NOT go where I expected it to go. Where do you guys think Kitty is? (No, she's not a terrorist...) The next episode is going to be in normal story format, just warning you guys in advance.