Kakuzu: Have you ever noticed that I act like from Spongebob?
Hidan: NOOOOOOOO, really? I haven't noticed at all!
Kakuzu: *T_T*
Hidan: Please, is like nothing compared to you! I asked for five bucks and you practically bit my hand off!
Kakuzu: *lmao* my money is like a fine woman, you gotta guard her with your life!
Hidan: to me, a woman is like a man! Always ready to be sacrificed for Lord Jashin!
Kakuzu: Anyway, I could see as a hooker to get paid for doing Spongebob.
Hidan: *O.O* thanks for that! OMFG! BAD MENTAL PICTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kakuzu: *lmao* that's why I'm here.
Kisame: *slurps at a soda* what'cha talking about?
Hidan: You don't wanna know.
Kakuzu: as a hooker.
Kisame: *O.O* OMFG! MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kakuzu: *lmao*
Hidan: I feel your pain……………………*la sigh*
Tobi: I could picture that too *smiles*
Kakuzu: *O.O* you have issues, Tobi.
Tobi: YAY FOR ISSUES!
Kisame: No, Tobi, that's a bad thing!
Tobi: It is?!
Kakuzu: Yes, it is.
Hidan: Yeah, like Kakuzu liking the picture of in a Speedo kind of issues.
Tobi: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Tobi scarred now!
Kakuzu: *lmao*
Hidan: *lmao*
Deidara: Look, Sasori no Danna, un!
Sasori: Huh?
Deidara: *holds out hands* I made you a clay bird!
Sasori: *looks at bird* thank you, Deidara
Deidara: *smiles* here. *walks toward Sasori*
Tobi: SENPAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deidara: WHOA! *trips*
Sasori: *gets splatted by clay* TOBI!
Tobi: What did Tobi do, Sasori?
Sasori: Get over here!
Tobi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! TOBI DOESN"T WANT TO GET HUG-MURDERED!!
Sasori: *sticks him with a sword* you retard!
Deidara: *sobbing* he ruined my clay creation, un!
Sasori: KILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tobi: DADDY NO!
Konan: What is going on?!
Deidara: Tobi messed up my creation, un!
Sasori: And it got all over me! *wipes off clay*
Tobi: Tobi is sorry, Sasori-Danna! Sorry he ruined your creation, Senpai! Please don't blow me up!
Konan: *rolls eyes* I hate acting like the mom.
Sasori: The what?
Konan: Oh, nothing. *smiles wearily*
Sasori: Okay then. *grabs Tobi by the collar*
Tobi: NO, SASORI-DANNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deidara: can I blow him up with my Doom Kitties, Sasori no Danna?
Sasori: Sure.
Deidara: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Tobi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOT THE DOOM KITTIES! ANYTHING BUT THEM!
Deidara: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
BAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kyuubi: What the-?
Naruto: What are you doing out?!
Kyuubi: I'm freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Naruto: WTF?
Kyuubi: *flaps wings, trying to fly* Dang!
Naruto: You have problems, Kyuubi.
Kyuubi: Yes, I know. Isn't it great?!
Naruto: Noooooooooooooo?
Kyuubi: Well, I am partly you, so you shouldn't be surprised.
Naruto: Where am I?
Kyuubi: Hey, hey! If I rape you, would that be gay or masturbation?
Naruto: Hopefully that would be gay, but I don't think-.
Kyuubi: Aw, come on! Just once!
Naruto: NO, no! Okay, you're gay! Now get away from me!
Kyuubi: Well, if I'm gay, that means you're gay as well!
Naruto: *pauses* Good point.
Kyuubi: Beat that!
Naruto: *O.O*
Kyuubi: *:P*
Zabuza: This sword is freaking heavy!
Haku: Let me carry it.
Zabuza: No, it's too heavy for you.
Haku: I'm stronger than I look.
Zabuza: *laughs* yea right! You couldn't lift up a rock!
Haku: What's that supposed to mean?
Zabuza: *lmao* oh, nothing!
Haku: Give me the sword!
Zabuza: Fine. *picks up with both hands and wobbles it to Haku*
Haku: *picks it up with one hand and lifts it into the air like it was paper*
Zabuza: Uh, forget what I said, Haku dear.
Haku: *smirks* get over here!
Zabuza: Shit!
Haku: Get over here! *chases after Zabuza with the sword*
Zabuza: HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haku: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You called me freaking weak!
Zabuza: He's crazy! He's psycho! He's gonna kill us all!!!!!!!!!!!!! Psycho man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haku: GET OVER HERE!
SLICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hinata: I hope Naruto likes these chocolates I bought him.
Sasuke: What's that?
Hinata: A box of chocolates for Naruto.
Sasuke: *lmao* Naruto doesn't love you!
Hinata: What?
Sasuke: He is mine and he and I hate you and always will. *eats chocolate*
Hinata: *turns red*
Meanwhile…………
Naruto: Hey, Sakura.
Sakura: Hey, have you seen Sasuke?
Naruto: Uh………
Sasuke: *runs around, screaming* HELP!!!!!!! HINATA!!!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!! TRYING TO KILL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hinata: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *runs after him with an axe*
Sasuke: HOLY SHI-!
Hinata: EEEEEEEEEEEYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Naruto: Found him.
Sakura: *O.O*
Sasuke: HELP!!!!!!
Hinata: GET OVER HERE!!!!!!!!!!! EYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Sakura: I just forgot, I, uh, have to go. *runs off*
Sasuke: NARUTO!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Naruto: I forgot I have to go someplace, uh, too. *O.O*
Sasuke: NARUTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hinata: KILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.......................bye Naruto…………….EYYYAAAAAAHHH!
Deidara: Hey, Kisame. Let's go and scare Itachi.
Kisame: Sure! I love scaring my partner when he's asleep.
Itachi: ZZzzZZzzZZzz
Kisame: Okay, go over there.
Deidara: *nods*
Kisame: Ready? One……………….two………………..three.
Deidara: *pokes Itachi awake*
Itachi: Wha-?
Kisame: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Deidara: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Itachi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *runs off*
Kisame: *lmao*
Deidara: *lmao*
Itachi: Pein! T-They scared me! WAHHHHHH!
Pein: What did you do?!
Deidara: *lmao* that always gets me!
Kisame: *lmao*
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