Legato interviews the band of seven
GOOD EVENING EVERYBODY IT'S TIME FOR GUNGHO WITH LEGATO
TONIGHT THE STARS FROM THE MT HAKUREI SAGA OF INYASHA THE BAND OF SEVEN!!!! NOW EVERYONE HERES YOUR HOST LEGATO BLUESUMMERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you, Monev for that… intresting introduction. Welcome ladies & gentlemen to gung ho with Legato, I am your host legato Blue summers. (We love you legato!!)
Thank you, crazed fan girls I'm flattered. ( I love you too!)
Shut up Midvaley anyway we have a great show for you tonight lets move on to are first guest Jakotsu … I'm sorry my college Dominick the Cyclops just informed me that is still in his dressing room anyway on to our next guest Bankotsu … I apologize once again it appears that he is also in Jakotsu's dressing room. (yaoi yaoi)
Ohh shut up you stupid horny fan girls before I kill every last one of you!!!
Now please welcome our guest Suikotsu. ( Midvaley playing you make me crazy)
Welcome Dr Suikotsu to our show.
Dr Suikotsu: thank you for having me Legato Sama
Midvaley: would you like to blow my horn
Dr Suikotsu: I would be honored
Midvaley: BLOW IT!
Suikotsu attempts to play a b flat and fails
Midvaley: no you have to do it harder
Now blow it harder longer& with passion
Dr Suikotsu: I don't think I ….
Midvaley: here like this
Legato: Shouldn't you wipe off Suikotsu's saliva first?
Midvaley: oh right (licks the mouth piece clean)
Now keep blowing yes yes yes BLOW!
Suikotsu: SHUT THE F#$ UP YOU LITTLE S&!
Legato: ok now moving on Suikotsu what's it like being killed a 2nd time.
Suikotsu: IT'S MESSED UP THAT'S WHAT IT IS I DIED ONCE ISN'T THAT ENOUGH FOR THESES $$ HOLES. NO THAT B$$ HEY WHAT THE F!#
IS GOING ON
Legato: what do you mean?
Suikotsu: why is all my cursing being censored?
Midvaley: yeah censors are a pain in the ass.
Suikotsu: WHAT HOW COME HE'S ALLOWED TO SAY $$ BUT I CAN'T?!
Legato: anyway please welcome are next guest Ginkotsu everyone.
Legato: It's great to have you here on the show Ginkotsu
Ginkotsu: GURSH
Midvaley: would you like to blow my horn?
Ginkotsu: GASS (bites the horn)
Legato: now Ginkotsu there have been many debates about the sexuality of your comrades so the big question is what are you into.
Ginkotsu: SASS
Legato: No I'm mean which way do you swing?
Ginkotsu: LASS
Midvaley: really what do you look for in a girl?
Ginkotsu: ASS
Suikotsu: hey how come he's allowed to say it & Legato why would my sexuality be questioned?
Legato: because you live in the middle of no where with a bunch of children need I say more. Now Ginkotsu that you have been made into a cyborg do you feel superior.
Ginkotsu: I gursh
Legato: come on every one knows androids are superior to humans.
Ginkotsuhat's: t because we have more mass.
Legato: Now are just saying anything that rhymes with gas. Like what's your favorite food?
Ginkotsu: sea bass!
Legato: oh you're hopeless any way on to our next guest Renkotsu.
Ginkotsu: gursh -
Legato: welcome to the show great to have you here.
Renkotsu: domo arigato Mr. Legato
Legato: so why did u kill Jakotsu
Suikotsu: hey that Btch killed me sevrves him right.
Renkotsu: what he said
Midvaley: yeah how come reny gets crap bout killing j-kotsu but no one minds that j killed sui
Legato: because the perverse fans want yaoi.
Renkotsu: jeez your cynical.
Legato: but of course now next we have...
Renkotsu: wait thats it just 1 question Midvaley didn't even ask if I wanted 2 blow his horn!!
Midvaley: It just never occurd to me.
Renkotsu: your just afraid that I'm 2much 4 it.
Midvaley: nonsense Sylvia can take it now BLOW IT u sexy beast
Leagato: anyway next we have an eating contest between 2 long term rivals Goshinki & kyokotsu.
Goshinki: so we meet again kyokotsu.
Kyokotsu: this time victory will be mine.
Muikotsu: Let the contest begin!! OHH LOOK AT THEM GO JUST DEVOUVERD THE WHOLE TRAY AND NOW THEIR HEADING 4 THE AUDIENCE OH KYKOTSU JUST ATE THE FIRST ROW AND NOW HERE COMES GOSHINKI AND HE'S EATING ME!!!
Goshinki then brakes his fangs on the bleachers and call Kyokotsu's the winner.
Goshinki: well meet and eat again kyokotsu.
Midvaley: I have an idea why don't we see Bankotsu and Jakotsu are doing in the dressing room
( in the dressing rooms)
Jakotsu: look I know I left my pin somwhere here.
Bankotsu: you idiot we probably missed the whole interview we've been lookin so long
(back at the show)
Midvaley: well that was anti climactic
Legato: Midvaley stop hiting yourself
Credits
Screen play by Derek Anzalone
Executive producer Knives Million
Music by Midvaley the horn freak
Announcer Monev the gale
Special thanks to Naraku for resurrecting the band of seven
In memory of every one killed in the audience and Muikotsu.
We do not claim owner ship to any other show these characters appear in.
Sea bass