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A/N: For the New Year's Resolutions challenge. Wednesday makes a list and decides to try to keep it.
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The Official New Year's Resolutions List of Wednesday Persephone Addams, age 14-and-a-half:
1. I will, at the request of my father, take up a hobby or project that does not directly involve blood. Perhaps I will build a catapult
2. I will learn proper ettiquite, which my mother says does not include stabbing Pugsley with every sharp item at the table.
3. I will, in an attempt to find girls like me at school, host a costume party to which I will invite all the girls in my year. My parents say I am not allowed to go as a vampire, no matter how tempting the situation is, because that's cool now and I don't need to be normal.
4. I will obtain a pet, probably a black cat or a ferret.